The Anagram Times

Sunday, June 29, 2014

The Christian Reformed Church Still Won't Stand Up For Science

Photo: Steven Depolo

The Christian Reformed Church Still Won't Stand Up For Science = Tech informs: Darwin's epic conclusions reflect the hard truth

(by Maurice Goddard)

The Christian Reformed Church Still Won't Stand Up For Science

(The Daily Beast)

Art: Ian Burt

Genesis: Biblical story of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden = Fact: Heaven's original sin: Feeble ardent man disobeyed God!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Climate change threatens tourism as ski slopes start to thaw, seas rise

(Times of Malta)

Photo: photophilde

Climate change threatens tourism as ski slopes start to thaw, seas rise = Or take Austria's alps. Less snow. Grim hotter times. It's a scene that aches.

(by Maurice Goddard)

'Tony Blair has finally gone mad': The meteoric rise and fall of Britain's 'most unpopular ex-PM ever'

(National Post)

Photo: Jason

'Tony Blair has finally gone mad': The meteoric rise and fall of Britain's 'most unpopular ex-PM ever' = Extremely abnormal unhinged boastful primitive rampant rascal and fiery flop, is on the loose!

(by Maurice Goddard)

I ate my wife's placenta raw in a smoothie and cooked in a taco

(The Guardian)

Photo: Latisha

I ate my wife's placenta raw in a smoothie and cooked in a taco = i.e. I/we can make food, i.e. a post-natal meaty tonic or a sandwich!

(by Jason Lofts)

Friday, June 27, 2014

Pope Francis' new clothes: Why his progressive image is white smoke and mirrors

(Salon)

Photo: Roberto Rizzato

Pope Francis' new clothes: Why his progressive image is white smoke and mirrors = News: Stripping him down, wearisome sick ol' chap's the sorry reverse of his image?

(by Maurice Goddard)

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Oldest human faeces show Neanderthals ate vegetables

(BBC)

Photo: Erich Ferdinand

Oldest human faeces show Neanderthals ate vegetables = Aha, so are doubtless what fed less than genteel cavemen!

(by Jason Lofts)

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Gary Oldman Apology Blasted as "Insufficient" by ADL

(Variety)

Photo: Matt DeTurck

Gary Leonard Oldman is an actor = Racist raged on and on amorally

(by Julian Lofts)

Suarez faces long ban if guilty of bite

(BBC)

Photo: Gwydion M Williams

Luis Suarez faces long ban if found guilty of bite = Ugly sin of zealous biter obfuscating final feud

(by Julian Lofts)

Suarez at centre of another biting scandal

(Stuff.co.nz)

Photo: Global Panorama

Luis Alberto Suarez = Slur - a zealous biter

(by Julian Lofts)

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

What God does to your brain

(The Daily Telegraph)

Illustration: Tom Blackwell

What God does to your brain = You'd bet, hoards go into war!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Monday, June 23, 2014

US student is rescued from giant vagina sculpture in Germany

(The Guardian)

A US student is rescued from a giant vagina sculpture in Germany = Rumpus/fracas! Ingenue grad ventures into genitalia. Study/scam?

(by Julian Lofts)

Sunday, June 22, 2014

New Winner Of 'World's Ugliest Dog' Contest Crowned

(Huffington Post)

New Winner Of 'World's Ugliest Dog' Contest Crowned = Wince, no? Often cuddling wet-nosed growler's worst!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Guildford Four's Gerry Conlon dies in Belfast

( The Irish Times)

He said being in prison was a form of 'suspended animation' where you do not mature as a normal adult. "Our reality was that nightmare." For years, he said, he felt disenfranchised from his family. = Story today: Irishman Gerry Conlon died after unlawful imprisonment in a British madhouse for fifteen years as he'd a hard awful time of depression/insomnia/outrage ahead. "The law's a sham."

(by Julian Lofts)