Rolf Harris guilty: More alleged victims come forward

(BBC)

Photo: Mikey

Rolf Harris guilty: More alleged victims come forward = Frightfully coarse vile molester or a grim dim coward.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Dolly Parton Draws Biggest BBC TV Audience at Glastonbury Festival

(Billboard)


Dolly Parton Draws Biggest BBC TV Audience at Glastonbury Festival = Feel it! Captivating busty grand old star! Stage's vocal bubbly wonder!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Luis Suarez apologises for biting Giorgio Chiellini at the 2014 World Cup

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Paul Townsend

"I deeply regret what occurred, apologise to Giorgio Chiellini and the entire football family and I vow to the public there will never be another incident like it." -Footballer Luis Suarez apologises from Montevideo
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"God, am I a vile, cruel moron? Did I err? Bitter lie! I intend never to repent or apologise to that idiotic gigolo fool until hell freezes over! I will bite the cocky bastard's balls off when we play in the Euro champion league!"

(by Julian Lofts)

Antibiotic resistance: Cameron warns of medical 'dark ages'

(BBC)

Photo: Blue Ridge Business Journal

Antibiotic resistance: Cameron warns of medical 'dark ages' = A crisis. Be alarmed, we risk infections a doctor can't manage.

(by Chris Sturdy)

Rolf Harris found guilty of indecent assault

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Jaswooduk

Rolf Harris found guilty of indecent assault = Australian offender still in custody for ....(ugh!)

(by Julian Lofts)

Israeli teenagers: Netanyahu warns Hamas will pay

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Jordan Sitkin

Netanyahu warns Hamas will pay for the deaths of three Israeli teenagers = An eye for an eye saga - herewith Israel's harsh painful Old Testament wrath

(by Julian Lofts)

9/11 trial dealt blow as defendant asks for alleged CIA torture records

(The Guardian)

Photo: Justin Norman

CIA Torture File = Fierce Tutorial

(by Mark McNamara)

Oscar Pistorius murder trial resumes after psychiatric tests

(Channel 4)

Photo: Lwp Kommunikáció

Oscar Pistorius murder trial resumes after psychiatric tests = It's a terror. Stupid erratic ass must pay for his cruelest crimes.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Sunni militants declare Islamic state in Iraq and Syria

(Fox News)

Photo: Thierry Ehrmann

Sunni militants declare Islamic state in Iraq and Syria = ISIS crisis: Tyrannical Al Qaeda militiamen and nutters!

(by Jason Lofts)

Evolutionary roots of an urge to bite in a sporting competition

(Financial Times)

Photo: Tambaco

Evolutionary roots of an urge to bite in a sporting competition = Cue? I've got it too! It's an inborn primal ego to rout any foe in sport!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Neymar and Julio Cesar get Brazil over Chile on penalties

(The National)

Photo: Calcio Streaming

Neymar and goalie Cesar save Brazil in penalty shootout = Game's valiant ace players in Belo Horizonte on Saturday

(by Jason Lofts)

The Christian Reformed Church Still Won't Stand Up For Science

(The Daily Beast)

Photo: Steven Depolo

The Christian Reformed Church Still Won't Stand Up For Science = Tech informs: Darwin's epic conclusions reflect the hard truth

(by Maurice Goddard)

The Christian Reformed Church Still Won't Stand Up For Science

(The Daily Beast)

Art: Ian Burt

Genesis: Biblical story of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden = Fact: Heaven's original sin: Feeble ardent man disobeyed God!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Climate change threatens tourism as ski slopes start to thaw, seas rise

(Times of Malta)

Photo: photophilde

Climate change threatens tourism as ski slopes start to thaw, seas rise = Or take Austria's alps. Less snow. Grim hotter times. It's a scene that aches.

(by Maurice Goddard)

'Tony Blair has finally gone mad': The meteoric rise and fall of Britain's 'most unpopular ex-PM ever'

(National Post)

Photo: Jason

'Tony Blair has finally gone mad': The meteoric rise and fall of Britain's 'most unpopular ex-PM ever' = Extremely abnormal unhinged boastful primitive rampant rascal and fiery flop, is on the loose!

(by Maurice Goddard)

I ate my wife's placenta raw in a smoothie and cooked in a taco

(The Guardian)

Photo: Latisha

I ate my wife's placenta raw in a smoothie and cooked in a taco = i.e. I/we can make food, i.e. a post-natal meaty tonic or a sandwich!

(by Jason Lofts)

Pope Francis' new clothes: Why his progressive image is white smoke and mirrors

(Salon)

Photo: Roberto Rizzato

Pope Francis' new clothes: Why his progressive image is white smoke and mirrors = News: Stripping him down, wearisome sick ol' chap's the sorry reverse of his image?

(by Maurice Goddard)

Oldest human faeces show Neanderthals ate vegetables

(BBC)

Photo: Erich Ferdinand

Oldest human faeces show Neanderthals ate vegetables = Aha, so are doubtless what fed less than genteel cavemen!

(by Jason Lofts)

Gary Oldman Apology Blasted as "Insufficient" by ADL

(Variety)

Photo: Matt DeTurck

Gary Leonard Oldman is an actor = Racist raged on and on amorally

(by Julian Lofts)

Suarez faces long ban if guilty of bite

(BBC)

Photo: Gwydion M Williams

Luis Suarez faces long ban if found guilty of bite = Ugly sin of zealous biter obfuscating final feud

(by Julian Lofts)