Study: Smelling farts is good for your health

(The Week)

Illustration: Ibnu Lukman

Smelling farts is good for your health = Slightly inhale odor of guts (from arse)

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Escort left Google exec to die on yacht

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Alix Tichelman

A high end escort, Alix Tichelman, left a Google executive to die on his yacht = Sex, vice, tattoos, cocaine, get high, heroin, a hit, minx fled, death, eulogy, a cell...

(by Julian Lofts)

Lionel Messi - one of the greatest players of all time?

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: The Sport Review

Argentina's star Lionel Messi = Man's real interest is in goals

(by Jason Lofts)

Brazil president Dilma Rousseff 'sad,' 'sorry' about FIFA World Cup defeat

(Daily News & Analysis)

Photo: Groupo CEEE

The current Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff = Lamented surprise finish after Brazil trounced

(by Julian Lofts)

Former New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin sentenced to 10 years in prison

(Washington Post)

Photo: Karen Apricot

Former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin = A new synonym for managerial error?

(by Julian Lofts)

World's tallest teen girl is almost 7 foot tall

(BT)


Rumeysa Gelgi = I sure am leggy

(by Chris Sturdy)

Luiz Felipe Scolari takes the blame for Brazil's 7-1 loss to Germany

Yahoo! Sports)

Carlos Kubo

Luiz Felipe Scolari says he takes the general blame for his national team's rout = As Germans effortlessly keelhaul Brazil, lamentation I hear is: "Cease! Hop it! Out!"

(by Jason Lofts)

Brazil's humiliating defeat to Germany

(Flickr)

Photo: Wolf Gang

Brazil's humiliating defeat to Germany = Mighty bitter failure, amazing end also

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Germany dominates Brazil in stunning 7-1 victory to advance to World Cup final

(Yahoo! Sports)

Photo: Fanis Xouryas

Germany dominates Brazil = As men do terribly. Amazing!

(by Adie Pena)

Oscar Pistorius video: what is The Evidence Room?

(The Daily Telegraph)


The Evidence Room = Recent Home Video

(by Mark McNamara)

Oops! Highway Sign Misspelled

(MSN)


Oops! Highway Sign Misspelled = Slip lane? Miss Piggy whooshed

(by Robert Jordan)

Pakistani newlyweds decapitated by bride's family in honor killing

(CNN)

Photo: Brett Jordan

Pakistani newlyweds decapitated by bride's family in honor killing = Get blessed initially, or kidnapped by criminal with knife. Nowadays?!

(by Dharam)

Australia's last indigenous police tracker, Barry Port, has been described as a living legend

(The Courier Mail)

Photo: Courier Mail

Australia's last indigenous police tracker, Barry Port, has been described as a living legend = Cape York Aboriginal sleuth: "I began trailing rustlers, card bandits, escapees and evildoers"

(by Julian Lofts)

Germany Defeats France, 1-0

(The New York Times)

Photo: Michael

The Germans defeat France one-nil = "Die Mannschaft" - none feel greater

(by Jason Lofts)

Bertrand Russell Society Calls for the Elimination of Nuclear Weapons and Supports Lawsuit

(PRWeb)

Art: Arturo Espinosa

"The prospect for the human race is sombre beyond all precedent. Mankind are faced with a clear-cut alternative: either we shall all perish, or we shall have to acquire some slight degree of common sense. A great deal of new political thinking will be necessary if utter disaster is to be averted." = The pacifist Bertrand Russell appealed: "We deem it elementary that evil megalomaniac men's rash use of deadliest nuclear weapons to resolve their quarrels is both grave and not ecological. Therefore we beseech the world politicians to reflect and backtrack ere we finish nightmarishly."

(by Jason Lofts)

Israel's Search for Three Teenagers Ends in Grief

(The New York Times)

Photo: Robert Croma

Israel's Search for Three Teenagers Ends in Grief = Effect I see: Needless terror raising harsh anger

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Rolf Harris guilty: More alleged victims come forward

(BBC)

Photo: Mikey

Rolf Harris guilty: More alleged victims come forward = Frightfully coarse vile molester or a grim dim coward.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Dolly Parton Draws Biggest BBC TV Audience at Glastonbury Festival

(Billboard)


Dolly Parton Draws Biggest BBC TV Audience at Glastonbury Festival = Feel it! Captivating busty grand old star! Stage's vocal bubbly wonder!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Luis Suarez apologises for biting Giorgio Chiellini at the 2014 World Cup

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Paul Townsend

"I deeply regret what occurred, apologise to Giorgio Chiellini and the entire football family and I vow to the public there will never be another incident like it." -Footballer Luis Suarez apologises from Montevideo
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"God, am I a vile, cruel moron? Did I err? Bitter lie! I intend never to repent or apologise to that idiotic gigolo fool until hell freezes over! I will bite the cocky bastard's balls off when we play in the Euro champion league!"

(by Julian Lofts)

Antibiotic resistance: Cameron warns of medical 'dark ages'

(BBC)

Photo: Blue Ridge Business Journal

Antibiotic resistance: Cameron warns of medical 'dark ages' = A crisis. Be alarmed, we risk infections a doctor can't manage.

(by Chris Sturdy)