Mario Goetze displays his great talent in scoring historic World Cup winner for Germany

(Fox News)

Photo: Franz Walter

Goal scorer in Brazil finals, Mario Goetze = O, realize, Sir, amazing scoring footballer!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

J. Crew faces backlash over new size 000

(New York Daily News)

Photo: Michael Daddino

J. Crew blasted as it introduces new 000 "vanity sizing" = "000?!" Citizens' jaws wag at contrived nubile tiny dress

(by Rosie Perera)

Joanna Lumley: 'Being patted on the bottom is not assault'

(The Independent)

Photo: fluterirl

Joanna Lumley: 'Being patted on the bottom is not assault' = A panel attests: "Jo's one tall hot beauty, mind numbing too!"

(by Julian Lofts)

McDonald's to host World Cup celebration

(Mass Live)

Photo: RiveraNotario

McDonalds is the official restaurant of the FIFA World Cup = Harsh critics: "It is damned awful food! A lot of crap! Effluent!"

(by Julian Lofts)

Snowpiercer movie review: All aboard for this strange but compelling sci-fi journey

Snowpiercer movie review: All aboard for this strange but compelling sci-fi journey ()


'Snowpiercer' movie review: All aboard for this strange but compelling sci-fi journey = Subject: Violence warning, as train plows over icy rail bridges, hopeful for more time.

'Snowpiercer' movie review: All aboard for this strange but compelling sci-fi journey = Glimpse of few heroes in crowd on survival train, on implausible iceberg trajectory.

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Study: Smelling farts is good for your health

(The Week)

Illustration: Ibnu Lukman

Smelling farts is good for your health = Slightly inhale odor of guts (from arse)

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Escort left Google exec to die on yacht

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Alix Tichelman

A high end escort, Alix Tichelman, left a Google executive to die on his yacht = Sex, vice, tattoos, cocaine, get high, heroin, a hit, minx fled, death, eulogy, a cell...

(by Julian Lofts)

Lionel Messi - one of the greatest players of all time?

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: The Sport Review

Argentina's star Lionel Messi = Man's real interest is in goals

(by Jason Lofts)

Brazil president Dilma Rousseff 'sad,' 'sorry' about FIFA World Cup defeat

(Daily News & Analysis)

Photo: Groupo CEEE

The current Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff = Lamented surprise finish after Brazil trounced

(by Julian Lofts)

Former New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin sentenced to 10 years in prison

(Washington Post)

Photo: Karen Apricot

Former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin = A new synonym for managerial error?

(by Julian Lofts)

World's tallest teen girl is almost 7 foot tall

(BT)


Rumeysa Gelgi = I sure am leggy

(by Chris Sturdy)

Luiz Felipe Scolari takes the blame for Brazil's 7-1 loss to Germany

Yahoo! Sports)

Carlos Kubo

Luiz Felipe Scolari says he takes the general blame for his national team's rout = As Germans effortlessly keelhaul Brazil, lamentation I hear is: "Cease! Hop it! Out!"

(by Jason Lofts)

Brazil's humiliating defeat to Germany

(Flickr)

Photo: Wolf Gang

Brazil's humiliating defeat to Germany = Mighty bitter failure, amazing end also

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Germany dominates Brazil in stunning 7-1 victory to advance to World Cup final

(Yahoo! Sports)

Photo: Fanis Xouryas

Germany dominates Brazil = As men do terribly. Amazing!

(by Adie Pena)

Oscar Pistorius video: what is The Evidence Room?

(The Daily Telegraph)


The Evidence Room = Recent Home Video

(by Mark McNamara)

Oops! Highway Sign Misspelled

(MSN)


Oops! Highway Sign Misspelled = Slip lane? Miss Piggy whooshed

(by Robert Jordan)

Pakistani newlyweds decapitated by bride's family in honor killing

(CNN)

Photo: Brett Jordan

Pakistani newlyweds decapitated by bride's family in honor killing = Get blessed initially, or kidnapped by criminal with knife. Nowadays?!

(by Dharam)

Australia's last indigenous police tracker, Barry Port, has been described as a living legend

(The Courier Mail)

Photo: Courier Mail

Australia's last indigenous police tracker, Barry Port, has been described as a living legend = Cape York Aboriginal sleuth: "I began trailing rustlers, card bandits, escapees and evildoers"

(by Julian Lofts)

Germany Defeats France, 1-0

(The New York Times)

Photo: Michael

The Germans defeat France one-nil = "Die Mannschaft" - none feel greater

(by Jason Lofts)

Bertrand Russell Society Calls for the Elimination of Nuclear Weapons and Supports Lawsuit

(PRWeb)

Art: Arturo Espinosa

"The prospect for the human race is sombre beyond all precedent. Mankind are faced with a clear-cut alternative: either we shall all perish, or we shall have to acquire some slight degree of common sense. A great deal of new political thinking will be necessary if utter disaster is to be averted." = The pacifist Bertrand Russell appealed: "We deem it elementary that evil megalomaniac men's rash use of deadliest nuclear weapons to resolve their quarrels is both grave and not ecological. Therefore we beseech the world politicians to reflect and backtrack ere we finish nightmarishly."

(by Jason Lofts)