Mario Goetze displays his great talent in scoring historic World Cup winner for Germany

(Fox News)

Photo: Danilo Borges/Portal da Copa

Goal scorer in Brazil finals, Mario Goetze = A sizzling footballer - Argies are moronic!

(by Jason Lofts)

Mario Goetze displays his great talent in scoring historic World Cup winner for Germany

(Fox News)

Photo: Franz Walter

Goal scorer in Brazil finals, Mario Goetze = O, realize, Sir, amazing scoring footballer!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

J. Crew faces backlash over new size 000

(New York Daily News)

Photo: Michael Daddino

J. Crew blasted as it introduces new 000 "vanity sizing" = "000?!" Citizens' jaws wag at contrived nubile tiny dress

(by Rosie Perera)

Joanna Lumley: 'Being patted on the bottom is not assault'

(The Independent)

Photo: fluterirl

Joanna Lumley: 'Being patted on the bottom is not assault' = A panel attests: "Jo's one tall hot beauty, mind numbing too!"

(by Julian Lofts)

McDonald's to host World Cup celebration

(Mass Live)

Photo: RiveraNotario

McDonalds is the official restaurant of the FIFA World Cup = Harsh critics: "It is damned awful food! A lot of crap! Effluent!"

(by Julian Lofts)

Snowpiercer movie review: All aboard for this strange but compelling sci-fi journey

Snowpiercer movie review: All aboard for this strange but compelling sci-fi journey ()


'Snowpiercer' movie review: All aboard for this strange but compelling sci-fi journey = Subject: Violence warning, as train plows over icy rail bridges, hopeful for more time.

'Snowpiercer' movie review: All aboard for this strange but compelling sci-fi journey = Glimpse of few heroes in crowd on survival train, on implausible iceberg trajectory.

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Study: Smelling farts is good for your health

(The Week)

Illustration: Ibnu Lukman

Smelling farts is good for your health = Slightly inhale odor of guts (from arse)

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Escort left Google exec to die on yacht

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Alix Tichelman

A high end escort, Alix Tichelman, left a Google executive to die on his yacht = Sex, vice, tattoos, cocaine, get high, heroin, a hit, minx fled, death, eulogy, a cell...

(by Julian Lofts)

Lionel Messi - one of the greatest players of all time?

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: The Sport Review

Argentina's star Lionel Messi = Man's real interest is in goals

(by Jason Lofts)

Brazil president Dilma Rousseff 'sad,' 'sorry' about FIFA World Cup defeat

(Daily News & Analysis)

Photo: Groupo CEEE

The current Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff = Lamented surprise finish after Brazil trounced

(by Julian Lofts)

Former New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin sentenced to 10 years in prison

(Washington Post)

Photo: Karen Apricot

Former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin = A new synonym for managerial error?

(by Julian Lofts)

World's tallest teen girl is almost 7 foot tall

(BT)


Rumeysa Gelgi = I sure am leggy

(by Chris Sturdy)

Luiz Felipe Scolari takes the blame for Brazil's 7-1 loss to Germany

Yahoo! Sports)

Carlos Kubo

Luiz Felipe Scolari says he takes the general blame for his national team's rout = As Germans effortlessly keelhaul Brazil, lamentation I hear is: "Cease! Hop it! Out!"

(by Jason Lofts)

Brazil's humiliating defeat to Germany

(Flickr)

Photo: Wolf Gang

Brazil's humiliating defeat to Germany = Mighty bitter failure, amazing end also

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Germany dominates Brazil in stunning 7-1 victory to advance to World Cup final

(Yahoo! Sports)

Photo: Fanis Xouryas

Germany dominates Brazil = As men do terribly. Amazing!

(by Adie Pena)

Oscar Pistorius video: what is The Evidence Room?

(The Daily Telegraph)


The Evidence Room = Recent Home Video

(by Mark McNamara)

Oops! Highway Sign Misspelled

(MSN)


Oops! Highway Sign Misspelled = Slip lane? Miss Piggy whooshed

(by Robert Jordan)

Pakistani newlyweds decapitated by bride's family in honor killing

(CNN)

Photo: Brett Jordan

Pakistani newlyweds decapitated by bride's family in honor killing = Get blessed initially, or kidnapped by criminal with knife. Nowadays?!

(by Dharam)

Australia's last indigenous police tracker, Barry Port, has been described as a living legend

(The Courier Mail)

Photo: Courier Mail

Australia's last indigenous police tracker, Barry Port, has been described as a living legend = Cape York Aboriginal sleuth: "I began trailing rustlers, card bandits, escapees and evildoers"

(by Julian Lofts)

Germany Defeats France, 1-0

(The New York Times)

Photo: Michael

The Germans defeat France one-nil = "Die Mannschaft" - none feel greater

(by Jason Lofts)