Israel confirms it fired on target near UN school

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: andlun1

Israel confirms it fired on target near UN school = Record grief in a hostile, infernal, monstrous act

(by Maurice Goddard)

Solar 'super-storms' pose a catastrophic threat to humanity

(University of Bristol)

Photo: NASA Goddard Space Flight Center

Solar 'super-storms' pose a catastrophic threat to humanity = To sum this matter up is: Apocalypse's horror can 'toast' Earth!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Peter Jackson warns of tragedy in last installment of The Hobbit

(Daily Digest News)

Photo: Alan

"Hobbit" trilogy film director Peter Jackson = Copied JRR Tolkien's right crafty Bilbo tome

(by Jason Lofts)

The man who plays French horn with his toes

(BBC)


The man who plays French horn with his toes = The horn chap with nifty heels who's no arms!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Would you live in a house made of bacteria?

(CNN)

Photo: Sanofi Pasteur

Would you live in a house made of bacteria and urine? = Man: "Ah, a cultured abode! Aye." Wife: "Odious, vile ruin. No!"

(by Julian Lofts)

Ebola Patients Come Home. What Could Go Wrong?

(Fox News)

Photo: European Commission DG

Ebola patient arrives in Atlanta = Enter blatant paranoia: "It's alive!"

(by Rosie Perera)

Peter Jackson Suggests Even Longer Cuts Of 'The Lord Of The Rings' Could Be Released

(Indiewire)

Photo: Thorsten Bonsch

The "Lord of the Rings" film director Sir Peter Jackson = He did profit from JRR Tolkien's greatest chronicles

(by Jason Lofts)

Obama: 'We tortured some folks'

(The Lewiston Tribune)

Photo: Isabel Esterman

President Barack Obama: 'We tortured some folks' = Waterboard OK to make rumbled pirates confess

(by Jason Lofts)

Pope Francis issues top 10 tips for happiness

(The Independent)

Photo: MATEUS_27:24&25

Pope Francis issues top ten tips for happiness = Pontiff's super recipe's NOT passion's happiest!

(by Maurice Goddard)

E-cigarettes 'less harmful' than cigarettes

(BBC)

Photo: Just Ard

An electronic cigarette = Get...to incite real cancer!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

E-cigarettes 'less harmful' than normal cigarettes = Healthier stratagem - less lung cancer (most fear it)

(by Julian Lofts)

Hamas, the first Palestinian army

(Al-Monitor)

Photo: MATEUS_27:24&25

Hamas (the Palestinian terrorist organisation) = Is a threat - it's prone to harming Israel as nation

(by Jason Lofts)

E-cigarettes: Colorful, cherry-flavored and carcinogenic?

(Miami Herald)

Photo: Lauri Rantala

Don't smoke electronic cigarettes = "Carcinogenic tokes", tester told me

(by Jason Lofts)

'World stands disgraced' as Israeli shelling of school kills at least 15

(The Guardian)

Photo: Txeng Meng

A poll published by Tel Aviv university this week found 95% of Israeli Jews felt the offensive was justified. Only 4% believed too much force had been used on the Palestinians. = SO EVIL! 95% of the Jews vote to kill Palestinian babies, juveniles and the elderly - "we support human vivisection!" 4% heedful of hostile stuff. Why do UN abide by fiends? CEASE FIRE!

(by Julian Lofts)

Amazing dinosaurs made of light

(MSN)

Photo: Matthew Rutledge

Amazing dinosaurs made of light = A fossil gizmo I'd hunted (anagram)

(by Robert Jordan)

Weddings? Babies? Now college kids are registering for gifts too

(CNN)

Photo: Jillian Kern

A gift registry for college-bound kids = Glories of bedding: is lucky for Target

(by Rosie Perera)

Gaza conflict: Hamas vows no Israel ceasefire

(BBC)

Photo: Milosh Kosanovich

The Israel-Gaza conflict = Crazies fight all at once

(by Rosie Perera)

Walmart's Ice Cream Sandwiches Don't Melt In The Sun

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Jeff Golden

Walmart's Ice Cream Sandwiches Don't Melt In The Sun = Scram when mum calls don't eat what is inside (center)!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Death by firing squad? How America executes inmates on death row

(Los Angeles Times)

Photo: Steve Rhodes

Death Row houses prisoners awaiting execution = Sins are wiped out with noose, chair, or gas. Exeunt.

(by Jason Lofts)

Officials: ISIS blows up Jonah's tomb in Iraq

(CNN)


ISIS blows up Jonah's tomb in Iraq = Jabs: "Quit non-Islam worship!" (I sob.)

(by Rosie Perera)

Report: Wreckage of Air Algerie plane spotted in the Mali desert

(CNN)

Photo: Abdallah

Air Algerie plane crashes over Mali = Oh, small pieces arrive in large area

(by Rosie Perera)