Python caught in Florida is chief suspect in mystery of missing cats

(Reuters)

Photo: IamNotUnique

Python caught in Florida is chief suspect in mystery of missing cats = O! Constrictor's piggish pussycat fancy thus finished timely in fame!

(by Maurice Goddard)

The rise of the Islamic State

(BBC)

Illustration: Khalid Albaih

The rise of the Islamic State jihadist group = Just form this "ISIS" (caliphate) idea together

(by Jason Lofts)

Australian boy shown holding severed head

(Stuff.co.nz)

Photo: Madgerly

Australian boy, son of a terrorist, shown holding severed head = Insane horror on TV - a Syrian soldier fought, lost, was beheaded

(by Julian Lofts)

Pistorius' murder trial in South Africa draws to a close

(La Prensa)

Photo: Lwp Kommunikáció

Murder trial of South African sprinter closes = Call this former runner Oscar Pistorius fated

(by Jason Lofts)

Roadblock: Hot Reindeer Shelter in Cool Norway Tunnel

(NBC News)

Photo: oh contraire

Roadblock: Hot Reindeer Shelter in Cool Norway Tunnel = Old caribou like northern cold. They swelter near noon

(by Julian Lofts)

'Jihadist' flag flown in east London

(The Guardian)

Photo: Doug Wheller

'Jihadist' flag flown in east London suburb = Bet a glad Boris Johnson finds it unlawful

(by Julian Lofts)

George Clooney & Amal Alamuddin Get Their Marriage License In London

(Hollywood Life)

Photo: Sucesospr.com

George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin = Glamour and money-goaded alliance

(by Jason Lofts)

Origami robot folds itself up then crawls away

(The Daily Telegraph)


This origami robot can fold itself up then crawl away = Wow! A diabolic type of transformer. Hail as cult thing

(by Julian Lofts)

Hurricane Bertha to bring heavy rain and strong winds to UK

(The Guardian)

Image: Cayobo

Hurricane Bertha to bring heavy rain and strong winds to UK = Soak arriving roaring by! Run! Run! I'd batten down the hatches!

(by Maurice Goddard)

President Obama celebrates birthday on golf course

(MSNBC)


President Obama celebrates birthday on golf course = Stay-on-form chap celebrated, but no birdies or eagles!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Israel confirms it fired on target near UN school

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: andlun1

Israel confirms it fired on target near UN school = Record grief in a hostile, infernal, monstrous act

(by Maurice Goddard)

Solar 'super-storms' pose a catastrophic threat to humanity

(University of Bristol)

Photo: NASA Goddard Space Flight Center

Solar 'super-storms' pose a catastrophic threat to humanity = To sum this matter up is: Apocalypse's horror can 'toast' Earth!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Peter Jackson warns of tragedy in last installment of The Hobbit

(Daily Digest News)

Photo: Alan

"Hobbit" trilogy film director Peter Jackson = Copied JRR Tolkien's right crafty Bilbo tome

(by Jason Lofts)

The man who plays French horn with his toes

(BBC)


The man who plays French horn with his toes = The horn chap with nifty heels who's no arms!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Would you live in a house made of bacteria?

(CNN)

Photo: Sanofi Pasteur

Would you live in a house made of bacteria and urine? = Man: "Ah, a cultured abode! Aye." Wife: "Odious, vile ruin. No!"

(by Julian Lofts)

Ebola Patients Come Home. What Could Go Wrong?

(Fox News)

Photo: European Commission DG

Ebola patient arrives in Atlanta = Enter blatant paranoia: "It's alive!"

(by Rosie Perera)

Peter Jackson Suggests Even Longer Cuts Of 'The Lord Of The Rings' Could Be Released

(Indiewire)

Photo: Thorsten Bonsch

The "Lord of the Rings" film director Sir Peter Jackson = He did profit from JRR Tolkien's greatest chronicles

(by Jason Lofts)

Obama: 'We tortured some folks'

(The Lewiston Tribune)

Photo: Isabel Esterman

President Barack Obama: 'We tortured some folks' = Waterboard OK to make rumbled pirates confess

(by Jason Lofts)

Pope Francis issues top 10 tips for happiness

(The Independent)

Photo: MATEUS_27:24&25

Pope Francis issues top ten tips for happiness = Pontiff's super recipe's NOT passion's happiest!

(by Maurice Goddard)

E-cigarettes 'less harmful' than cigarettes

(BBC)

Photo: Just Ard

An electronic cigarette = Get...to incite real cancer!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

E-cigarettes 'less harmful' than normal cigarettes = Healthier stratagem - less lung cancer (most fear it)

(by Julian Lofts)