Girl accidentally kills gun instructor

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Andrew Becraft

A young girl has accidentally killed her male gun instructor in Arizona = Larking gunner has used an Uzi lethally. Tragic. Clearly moronic. An idiot!

(by Julian Lofts)

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie marry in France

(CNN)

Photo: Hot Gossip Italia

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie marry in French village = Finally! A drab vicar joined them in legal partnering.

(by Rosie Perera)

Hurricane Cristobal heads toward Bermuda

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: WGXA TV

Hurricane Cristobal heads toward Bermuda = A lurid southward storm reached Caribbean

(by Julian Lofts)

23-Y-O British Rapper Abdel-Majed Abdel Bary, Now ISIS Militant, Is Key Suspect in Beheading of Journalist James Foley

(The Christian Post)

Photo: Zennie Abraham

Suspect is rapper Abdel-Majed Abdel Bary = As papers rapidly blame bearded subject

(by Adie Pena)

Mysterious crack, appears in the ground

(BT)


Mysterious crack, it appears in the ground = A drone captures history-making pictures

(by Chris Sturdy)

Global warming unlikely to stop -report

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Doug Wheller

Report: Global warming is possibly an irreversible catastrophe = Warmth! No icebergs. Portly polar bears live in a lab. Is it progress?

(by Julian Lofts)

Obama Reportedly Backs Surveillance Over Syria

(Huffington Post)

Photo: James Gordon

Obama says yes to surveillance flights over Syria = USA's air-boys aloft may eye rivals' strong vehicles

(by Rosie Perera)

For Master Thieves, Legos Are the New Uncut Diamonds

(Vocativ)

Photo: Stavos

For master thieves, Legos are the new uncut diamonds = Men found this easier to steal under cover. What gems!

(by Rosie Perera)

Chuck Hagel: ISIS "beyond anything we've seen"

(CBS News)

Photo: US Navy

Chuck Hagel: "They are beyond just a terrorist group. They marry ideology, a sophistication of strategic and tactical military prowess, they are tremendously well-funded... this is beyond anything that we have seen." = US Defense Secretary did a twitter in ire: "They call themselves an IS, i.e. a caliphate. Hah, a worringly nasty, odd, objectionable people. Thuggery, atrocity, tyranny. Tough rogues, hoods, martyrs. I say don't fuck with them."

(by Jason Lofts)

Hunt is on for suspected British jihadi in James Foley execution

(CNN)

Photo: laughing spinning dancing

The ISIS executioner with a British accent = A nice, rich, white-state birth? It is no excuse!

(by Rosie Perera)

China arrests 1,000 members of banned religious cult 'Eastern Lightning'

(CNN)

Photo: Kevin Dooley

The banned Chinese cult Eastern Lightning = Heretical sect; and then let shunning begin.

(by Rosie Perera)

Solar panels causing birds to burst into flames

(BT)

Photo: David Jenkins

Solar panels causing birds to burst into flames = Um, not a bad loss. Calls roast surprising benefit!

(by Chris Sturdy)

Peaceful protests turn tense in Ferguson, Missouri

(CBS News)

Photo: marsmettn tallahassee

Ferguson, Missouri = More furious signs

(by Adie Pena)

Is summer seriously almost over?

(Grand Haven Tribune)

Photo: Jose Maria Cuellar

The fun summer vacation is soon to be drawing to an early close = I want to dominate & give my near best for annual school courses

(by Josiah Winslow)

CNN's Complete coverage on Ferguson shooting & protests

(CNN)

Photo: Mikasi

The protests in Ferguson, Missouri = See rioters; spot thugs in uniforms

(by Rosie Perera)

Wasabi Gets Crazy With Sushi

(KMUW)

Photo: Sanctu

Let's eat raw fish (tuna, eel, sea bass), radish and rice = Fresh sushi and wasabi - a real delicatessen treat!

(by Jason Lofts)

World's most pierced man Rolf Buchholz barred from Dubai

(BBC)

Photo: Hot Gossip Italia

World's most pierced man barred from Dubai = Muslim crowd deports deformed barbarian

(by Jason Lofts)

First world war centenary: 'The lamps are going out all over Europe'

(The Guardian)

Photo: Tom Brandt

Edward Grey: 'The lamps are going out all over Europe. We shall not see them lit again in our life-time.' = Elegy - World War I in memoriam: The fervent struggle against the Hun. People arose to die. O, Alleluia!

(by Jason Lofts)

Cliff Richard denies underage sex allegation

(CNN)

Photo: Leo Reynolds

Cliff Richard denies underage sex allegation = He fancied fragile adolescent. A lurid sex ring?

(by Julian Lofts)

Topless sunbathing is no longer 'du jour' in France

(The Independent)

Photo: Cacau & Xande

Topless sunbathing is now no longer 'du jour' in France = Whoa! Just no nude porno breasts influencing girls. No!

(by Julian Lofts)