Comedian Joan Rivers, 81, rushed to New York hospital - report

(Eyewitness News)

Photo: David Shankbone

The American comedian and actress Joan A. Rivers has been rushed to a NYC hospital after she stopped breathing = Thespian has just braved throat operation and she's had emergency cardiac arrest. Bet she feels no pain in coma.

(by Julian Lofts)

UK raises terror threat level, citing Syria, Iraq risk

(CNN)

Photo: Number 10

Britain raises terror threat level = Rib-rattler ISIS to travel near here

(by Rosie Perera)

Girl accidentally kills gun instructor

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Andrew Becraft

A young girl has accidentally killed her male gun instructor in Arizona = Larking gunner has used an Uzi lethally. Tragic. Clearly moronic. An idiot!

(by Julian Lofts)

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie marry in France

(CNN)

Photo: Hot Gossip Italia

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie marry in French village = Finally! A drab vicar joined them in legal partnering.

(by Rosie Perera)

Hurricane Cristobal heads toward Bermuda

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: WGXA TV

Hurricane Cristobal heads toward Bermuda = A lurid southward storm reached Caribbean

(by Julian Lofts)

23-Y-O British Rapper Abdel-Majed Abdel Bary, Now ISIS Militant, Is Key Suspect in Beheading of Journalist James Foley

(The Christian Post)

Photo: Zennie Abraham

Suspect is rapper Abdel-Majed Abdel Bary = As papers rapidly blame bearded subject

(by Adie Pena)

Mysterious crack, appears in the ground

(BT)


Mysterious crack, it appears in the ground = A drone captures history-making pictures

(by Chris Sturdy)

Global warming unlikely to stop -report

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Doug Wheller

Report: Global warming is possibly an irreversible catastrophe = Warmth! No icebergs. Portly polar bears live in a lab. Is it progress?

(by Julian Lofts)

Obama Reportedly Backs Surveillance Over Syria

(Huffington Post)

Photo: James Gordon

Obama says yes to surveillance flights over Syria = USA's air-boys aloft may eye rivals' strong vehicles

(by Rosie Perera)

For Master Thieves, Legos Are the New Uncut Diamonds

(Vocativ)

Photo: Stavos

For master thieves, Legos are the new uncut diamonds = Men found this easier to steal under cover. What gems!

(by Rosie Perera)

Chuck Hagel: ISIS "beyond anything we've seen"

(CBS News)

Photo: US Navy

Chuck Hagel: "They are beyond just a terrorist group. They marry ideology, a sophistication of strategic and tactical military prowess, they are tremendously well-funded... this is beyond anything that we have seen." = US Defense Secretary did a twitter in ire: "They call themselves an IS, i.e. a caliphate. Hah, a worringly nasty, odd, objectionable people. Thuggery, atrocity, tyranny. Tough rogues, hoods, martyrs. I say don't fuck with them."

(by Jason Lofts)

Hunt is on for suspected British jihadi in James Foley execution

(CNN)

Photo: laughing spinning dancing

The ISIS executioner with a British accent = A nice, rich, white-state birth? It is no excuse!

(by Rosie Perera)

China arrests 1,000 members of banned religious cult 'Eastern Lightning'

(CNN)

Photo: Kevin Dooley

The banned Chinese cult Eastern Lightning = Heretical sect; and then let shunning begin.

(by Rosie Perera)

Solar panels causing birds to burst into flames

(BT)

Photo: David Jenkins

Solar panels causing birds to burst into flames = Um, not a bad loss. Calls roast surprising benefit!

(by Chris Sturdy)

Peaceful protests turn tense in Ferguson, Missouri

(CBS News)

Photo: marsmettn tallahassee

Ferguson, Missouri = More furious signs

(by Adie Pena)

Is summer seriously almost over?

(Grand Haven Tribune)

Photo: Jose Maria Cuellar

The fun summer vacation is soon to be drawing to an early close = I want to dominate & give my near best for annual school courses

(by Josiah Winslow)

CNN's Complete coverage on Ferguson shooting & protests

(CNN)

Photo: Mikasi

The protests in Ferguson, Missouri = See rioters; spot thugs in uniforms

(by Rosie Perera)

Wasabi Gets Crazy With Sushi

(KMUW)

Photo: Sanctu

Let's eat raw fish (tuna, eel, sea bass), radish and rice = Fresh sushi and wasabi - a real delicatessen treat!

(by Jason Lofts)

World's most pierced man Rolf Buchholz barred from Dubai

(BBC)

Photo: Hot Gossip Italia

World's most pierced man barred from Dubai = Muslim crowd deports deformed barbarian

(by Jason Lofts)

First world war centenary: 'The lamps are going out all over Europe'

(The Guardian)

Photo: Tom Brandt

Edward Grey: 'The lamps are going out all over Europe. We shall not see them lit again in our life-time.' = Elegy - World War I in memoriam: The fervent struggle against the Hun. People arose to die. O, Alleluia!

(by Jason Lofts)