ISIS video shows beheading of American journalist Steven Sotloff

(CNN)

Photo: Wikimedia

Second American journalist beheaded = Obscene end as cruel jihadi man orated

(by Rosie Perera)

Sotloff beheading: Obama warning to Islamic State

(BBC)


President Obama on IS: "Americans are repulsed by their barbarism, we will not be intimidated, their horrific acts only unite us. Our reach is long and justice will be served." = Bloody bestial! Brutal embittered British Muslim rapper beheads innocent US civilians on camera in desert. We're nearly in a second religious war. I just watch horrified!

(by Jason Lofts)

Liberia Ebola patient's dramatic recapture caught on video

(BBC)


Liberian Ebola patient's dramatic recapture has been caught on video = Oh, an unreliable pariah tries to escape but can't avoid being cremated

(by Julian Lofts)

Human trial of experimental Ebola vaccine begins this week

(CNN)

Photo: NIAID

Drug trials of the experimental vaccine = Hope it can fell tragic and extreme virus

(by Rosie Perera)

Researchers Uncover 39,000-Year-Old Abstract Art by Neanderthals

(US News & World Report)

Photo: Chris & Steve

Tic-tac-toe pattern 'demonstrates the Neanderthals' capacity for abstract thought and expression,' researchers say = Archaeologists decode their ancestors' arbitrary scratch pattern as sharp testament to unexpected fantasy then

(by Jason Lofts)

California Plastic Bag Ban Would Be First Of Its Kind In The Nation

(Huffington Post)

Photo: voltra jaibo

California Plastic Bag Ban Would Be First Of Its Kind In The Nation = Fab fit action, sir! I'd back it! Sane war on pollution and filth begins!

(by Maurice Goddard)

London: Thousands gather in massive demonstration against UK anti-semitism

(RT)

Photo: Benjamin

Massive demonstration in the UK = Shun or veto naked anti-Semitism!

(by Adie Pena)

Meet CrossFit's Fittest Man on Earth

(CNN)

Photo: Tony Felgueiras

Rich Froning wins "Fittest Man on Earth" title = Inner merit: thin star can lift tons of weight

(by Rosie Perera)

Comedian Joan Rivers, 81, rushed to New York hospital - report

(Eyewitness News)

Photo: David Shankbone

The American comedian and actress Joan A. Rivers has been rushed to a NYC hospital after she stopped breathing = Thespian has just braved throat operation and she's had emergency cardiac arrest. Bet she feels no pain in coma.

(by Julian Lofts)

UK raises terror threat level, citing Syria, Iraq risk

(CNN)

Photo: Number 10

Britain raises terror threat level = Rib-rattler ISIS to travel near here

(by Rosie Perera)

Girl accidentally kills gun instructor

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Andrew Becraft

A young girl has accidentally killed her male gun instructor in Arizona = Larking gunner has used an Uzi lethally. Tragic. Clearly moronic. An idiot!

(by Julian Lofts)

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie marry in France

(CNN)

Photo: Hot Gossip Italia

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie marry in French village = Finally! A drab vicar joined them in legal partnering.

(by Rosie Perera)

Hurricane Cristobal heads toward Bermuda

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: WGXA TV

Hurricane Cristobal heads toward Bermuda = A lurid southward storm reached Caribbean

(by Julian Lofts)

23-Y-O British Rapper Abdel-Majed Abdel Bary, Now ISIS Militant, Is Key Suspect in Beheading of Journalist James Foley

(The Christian Post)

Photo: Zennie Abraham

Suspect is rapper Abdel-Majed Abdel Bary = As papers rapidly blame bearded subject

(by Adie Pena)

Mysterious crack, appears in the ground

(BT)


Mysterious crack, it appears in the ground = A drone captures history-making pictures

(by Chris Sturdy)

Global warming unlikely to stop -report

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Doug Wheller

Report: Global warming is possibly an irreversible catastrophe = Warmth! No icebergs. Portly polar bears live in a lab. Is it progress?

(by Julian Lofts)

Obama Reportedly Backs Surveillance Over Syria

(Huffington Post)

Photo: James Gordon

Obama says yes to surveillance flights over Syria = USA's air-boys aloft may eye rivals' strong vehicles

(by Rosie Perera)

For Master Thieves, Legos Are the New Uncut Diamonds

(Vocativ)

Photo: Stavos

For master thieves, Legos are the new uncut diamonds = Men found this easier to steal under cover. What gems!

(by Rosie Perera)

Chuck Hagel: ISIS "beyond anything we've seen"

(CBS News)

Photo: US Navy

Chuck Hagel: "They are beyond just a terrorist group. They marry ideology, a sophistication of strategic and tactical military prowess, they are tremendously well-funded... this is beyond anything that we have seen." = US Defense Secretary did a twitter in ire: "They call themselves an IS, i.e. a caliphate. Hah, a worringly nasty, odd, objectionable people. Thuggery, atrocity, tyranny. Tough rogues, hoods, martyrs. I say don't fuck with them."

(by Jason Lofts)

Hunt is on for suspected British jihadi in James Foley execution

(CNN)

Photo: laughing spinning dancing

The ISIS executioner with a British accent = A nice, rich, white-state birth? It is no excuse!

(by Rosie Perera)