China warns Hong Kong protesters of 'unimaginable' consequences

(Washington Post)

Photo: Pasu Au Yeung

China warns Hong Kong protesters of 'unimaginable' consequences = Knowing of Tiananmen Square's butchering, a concern goes: SOS! HELP!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Anger at badger's 'cruel' death in cull zone

(BBC)

Photo: Sally Longstaff

A cull of badgers that's said to reduce bovine TB = Crude bloodbath saving our beef cattle? It's sad.

(by Chris Sturdy)

US health officials confirm first Ebola case in Dallas, Texas

(Metro News)

Photo: Phil Moyer

The Ebola case in Dallas, Texas = I can't be so lax as all see death

(by Adie Pena)

Limbaugh Suggests "Political Correctness" May Have Played A Role In Allowing Ebola To Reach The US

(Media Matters)


Limbaugh suggests "Political Correctness" may have played a role in allowing Ebola to reach the US = As, by his own logic, the alcoholic giant slug vaguely postulates American leaders are the problem.

(by Dharam)

First Ebola case diagnosed in the US

(BBC)

Photo: NIAID

First Ebola case's diagnosed in United States = Deadliest infection about. Assess its danger!

(by Jason Lofts)

Israel's Netanyahu: Iran poses greater threat than Islamic State

(Reuters)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Israel's Netanyahu: Iran poses greater threat than Islamic State = Anagram Artist retranslates: "Heathens, you panic the Israelites!"

(by Jason Lofts)

Mariam al-Mansouri on becoming UAE's first female fighter pilot

(The Guardian)

Photo: CityPeople News Nigeria

The female fighter pilot Mariam al-Mansouri = I am a first hot femme in the all-male air group!

(by Adie Pena)

Bodybuilding Christian Swingers From Florida Start Spouse-Swapping Website

(Huffington Post)


Bodybuilding Christian swingers from Florida start spouse-swapping website = Baptists pump iron and transgress with wife's gigolo boyfriends? Is a weird club?

(by Jason Lofts)

George Clooney ties the knot with Amal Alamuddin

(The Boston Globe)

Photo: Mundo33

George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin = Me and you. Good male and a clean girl.

(by Adie Pena)

George Clooney ties the knot with Amal Alamuddin = This actor took gentle woman, hugely ideal maiden

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Scientists help completely paralyzed rats walk again

(Design & Trend)

Photo: Courtine Lab/Ecole Polytechnique Federale de Lausanne

Scientists help completely paralyzed rats walk again = Saw amazingly athletic rodent cripples stalk, leap. Yes!

(by Jason Lofts)

Chelsea Clinton gives birth to a daughter

(CNN)

Photo: Full Circle Fund

Chelsea Clinton and husband produce a little girl = Could notice Bill and Hill as cute grandparents, eh?

(by Rosie Perera)

Foley, Sotloff, Haines, y Gourdel, cuatro ciudadanos occidentales salvajemente ejecutados por terroristas islámicos

(ABC.es)


Innocent Western hostages slaughtered by Arab terrorists: James Foley, Steven Sotloff, David Haines, and Herve Gourdel = Barbaric thugs targeted, severed four fellows' heads in desert. So end this tyranny & evil era soon, avenge them! (Jason Lofts)

(by Jason Lofts)

UAE's first female fighter pilot led airstrike against ISIS

(CNN)


United Arab Emirates' first female fighter pilot = Get Mariam to fire at the baffled inept ISIS ruler!

(by Rosie Perera)

Airbus to help develop first supersonic business jet

(CNN)

Photo: Jerad Kaliher

Airbus to develop first supersonic business jet = Jesus, it burns fuel! Observe its price-point. So sad.

(by Rosie Perera)

Obama's coffee cup salute draws criticism

(CNN)

Photo: White House

President Obama's coffee cup salute criticized = Too casual, citizens decide. Prefer ace fist bump.

(by Rosie Perera)

On a Shoestring, India Sends Orbiter to Mars

(The New York Times)

Photo: Wikimedia

On a shoestring, India sends orbiter to Mars = Narendra Modi sees shooting star's in orbit

(by Jason Lofts)

Rockefellers, Heirs to an Oil Fortune, Will Divest Charity of Fossil Fuels

(The New York Times)

Photo: Boston Public Library

As the biographer Ron Chernow wrote of John D. Rockefeller Senior: "What makes him problematic -- and why he continues to inspire ambivalent reactions -- is that his good side was every bit as good as his bad side was bad. Seldom has history produced such a contradictory figure." = He was a shrewd, shady billionaire boss who abjured both hard drink and tobacco. He became staggeringly rich foremost from Standard Oil corporate stock. Why, it's ironic how passionate he was over philanthropy (i.e. noted universities, museums etc.) for decades in his dotage.

(by Jason Lofts)

US airstrikes hit ISIS inside Syria for first time

(CNN)

Photo: Ogbodo Solution

US air campaign underway in Syria = Daring America: "Puny ISIS, run away!"

(by Rosie Perera)

2nd security incident at White House in 2 days

(CNN)

Photo: Justin Brown

Another White House security incident = Now rescue the ethnic authority inside

(by Rosie Perera)

Angelina effect: Star spurs genetic tests

(Gulf News)

Illustration: Ismail Mia

Angelina effect: Star spurs genetic tests = Less suffering: Patients get a cancer test

(by Jason Lofts)