Actress Details Years of Alleged Rape and Manipulation by Bill Cosby

(Gawker)


Bill Cosby played Cliff Huxtable "America's Dad" = Affable chum, ballsy bed policy, sex addict, liar....

(by Julian Lofts)

Barbara Bowman and Bill Cosby = Baby blows an old barbaric man?

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Statement by the President on the Death of Abdul-Rahman Kassig

(The White House)

The White House Office of the Press Secretary For Immediate Release Statement by the President on the Death of Abdul-Rahman Kassig Today we offer our prayers and condolences to the parents and family of Abdul-Rahman Kassig, also known to us as Peter. We cannot begin to imagine their anguish at this painful time. Abdul-Rahman was taken from us in an act of pure evil by a terrorist group that the world rightly associates with inhumanity. Like Jim Foley and Steven Sotloff before him, his life and deeds stand in stark contrast to everything that ISIL represents. While ISIL revels in the slaughter of innocents, including Muslims, and is bent only on sowing death and destruction, Abdul-Rahman was a humanitarian who worked to save the lives of Syrians injured and dispossessed by the Syrian conflict. While ISIL exploits the tragedy in Syria to advance their own selfish aims, Abdul-Rahman was so moved by the anguish and suffering of Syrian civilians that he traveled to Lebanon to work in a hospital treating refugees. Later, he established an aid group, SERA, to provide assistance to Syrian refugees and displaced persons in Lebanon and Syria. These were the selfless acts of an individual who cared deeply about the plight of the Syrian people. ISIL's actions represent no faith, least of all the Muslim faith which Abdul-Rahman adopted as his own. Today we grieve together, yet we also recall that the indomitable spirit of goodness and perseverance that burned so brightly in Abdul-Rahman Kassig, and which binds humanity together, ultimately is the light that will prevail over the darkness of ISIL.

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USA'S FORTHRIGHT STRINGENT WARNING TO ANTICHRISTIANS An indignant, jingoistic Barack Obama said yesterday to favorable applause that the evil Islamic State will get its comeuppance in return for its cowardly kidnappings, barbaric assassinations and other appalling deeds of disgusting bloodthirstiness. "Firstly, I cannot forgive insidious assassinations and savageness like the things done to Abdul-Rahman Kassig. So now, let us pray. The well-known Psalm of David states: 'The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.' Justice will be done. By God, I promise you on behalf of the US Army, Navy and Air Force, I shall untiringly attack and annihilate all identified gangs of Arab activist youths, pagan adversaries and antichristian dissidents who dare to threaten the lives of innocent, peaceful and unarmed US persons everywhere. Now, let's investigate, find, hunt, stab and destroy those barbarian bastards. As the exhibitionistic barbarian killers are infatuated with barehanded decapitations, they deserve to die in suffering as per usual Sharia Law principles. Screw them!"

(by Jason Lofts)

Woolly mammoth from Siberia could be cloned: report

(New York Daily News)

Photo: Tyler Ingram

Woolly mammoth from Siberia could be cloned: report = Lo! For it to accomplish, embryo 'll need a borrowed mum!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Romania PM Ponta admits defeat in presidential election

(BBC)

Photo: Partidul Social Democrat

Victor Ponta = No victor - apt!

(by Julian Lofts)

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu: 'Iran Is Your Enemy'

(Huffington Post)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

Netanyahu: 'Iran is our enemy' = i.e. Any uranium there annoys

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Five Ways to Reduce Crime

(MetroTrends)

Photo: Amanda Farah

Five Ways to Reduce Crime = CCTVs, i.e. four, were my idea

(by Robert Jordan)

Isis to introduce its own currency, the Islamic dinar

(The Guardian)

Photo: Omo Oodua

The Islamic dinar = Rich ISIL mandate

(by Julian Lofts)

Doctors Need to be Human

(Huffington Post)


Doctors Need to be Human = Manned robot tech so due

(by Robert Jordan)

'We've got a lot in common' World's TALLEST man and SHORTEST man meet for first time

(The Daily Express)


'We've got a lot in common' World's TALLEST man and SHORTEST man meet for first time = At that moment time came, smallest dwarf finds towering monster's lovelorn too

(by Maurice Goddard)

Bottoms up! Kim Kardashian bares her full derriere... while balancing a glass of champagne on her most famous asset

(Daily Mail)

Photo: Jenn and Tony

Bottoms up! Kim Kardashian bares her full derriere... while balancing a glass of champagne on her most famous asset = She flashes her famous hallmark whale of an ass in Paper. Big oiled bums (gammon buttocks) are in. Denigrators react.

(by Jason Lofts)

Profile: Myanmar President Thein Sein

(BBC)

Photo: Chan Mya Soe

President Thein Sein ~ inherited ineptness

(by Julian Lofts)

China's massive military machine goes on show

(CNN)

Photo: Caledomac

China's massive military machine goes on show = So, Commies show mighty arsenal? China is naive.

(by Maurice Goddard)

A cracking year for nuts

(The Daily Telegraph)


A cracking year for nuts = Ay, conks are fracturing

(by Robert Jordan)

Ex-SEAL Robert O'Neill reveals himself as shooter who killed Osama bin Laden

(Washington Post)


United States Navy SEAL Robert O'Neill = Trained to slay evilness. Rue no battle

(by Julian Lofts)

Barbra Streisand's mission to end heart disease in women

(Yahoo! News)


The heart diseases = Ah, see death, sister!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Police chase naked suspect, capture him in pants

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Magnus Buseth

Police chase naked suspect, capture him in pants = Panic? Panic's up as accused kept their helmets on

(by Robert Jordan)

'Human Barbie' Valeria Lukyanova Allegedly Attacked Outside Her Home

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Gafa Kassim

'Human Barbie' Valeria Lukyanova is allegedly attacked outside her home = A drama! A thin, gaunt dolly lookalike received abuse, hurt by male heavies

(by Jason Lofts)

Putin tops Forbes Most Powerful, beats Obama

(The New Zealand Herald)

Illustration: Valeriy Osipov

Vladimir Putin tops the Forbes Most Powerful List and beats Barack Obama = Fact: absolutist oppressor drafts evil mandate with aplomb - "Bomb Ukraine!"

(by Julian Lofts)

Things That Turn Writers Off

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Shira Gal

Things That Turn Writers Off = Worst effing rant this; truth!

(by Robert Jordan)

Scotland loses out as Japanese whisky named best in the world

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Anokarina

Scotland loses out as a Japanese whisky named best in the world = Suntory team beats all. Caledonians spew. What shoddiness. Joke!

(by Julian Lofts)