Dr Lam Hoe Yeoh = My head, her loo.
(by Adie Pena)
Sunday, November 30, 2014
Animals sacrificed in Nepal to bring good luck
(Houston Chronicle)
Animals sacrificed in Nepal to bring good luck = Pacifist Anu Garg: "No! Condemn diabolic killers!"
Animals sacrificed in Nepal to bring good luck = Pacifist Anu Garg: "No! Condemn diabolic killers!"
(by Jason Lofts)
Saturday, November 29, 2014
Christian Poincheval Invents Pill That Makes Farts Smell Like Chocolate
(Huffington Post)
Christian Poincheval invents a pill that makes farts smell like chocolate = Most phenomenal! Cacao helps kill that invasive rich fecal stink. Let's trial!
Christian Poincheval = Ah, pal is chic inventor!
Photo: Fabpop Online
Christian Poincheval invents a pill that makes farts smell like chocolate = Most phenomenal! Cacao helps kill that invasive rich fecal stink. Let's trial!
(by Jason Lofts)
Christian Poincheval = Ah, pal is chic inventor!
(by Aronas Pinchas)
Friday, November 28, 2014
Shakespeare First Folio found in French library
(The Guardian)
Shakespeare First Folio found in French library = Er, I'd furnish/refresh frail book of ancient plays.
Photo: Megan Rosenbloom
Shakespeare First Folio found in French library = Er, I'd furnish/refresh frail book of ancient plays.
(by Rosie Perera)
China bans wordplay in attempt at pun control
(The Guardian)
China bans wordplay in attempt at controlling puns = Anagram phobic? Not punny! Strict plea will not stand
Photo: Dave
China bans wordplay in attempt at controlling puns = Anagram phobic? Not punny! Strict plea will not stand
(by Julian Lofts)
Wednesday, November 26, 2014
Cosby philanthropy shadowed by allegations
(The New Zealand Herald)
Cosby's philanthropy is shadowed by allegations = O yes, cops say Bill's a bawdy, philandering hotshot
Photo: Amarand Agasi
Cosby's philanthropy is shadowed by allegations = O yes, cops say Bill's a bawdy, philandering hotshot
(by Julian Lofts)
Richmond man who wrote Cosby Show theme discusses allegations against Bill Cosby
(WTVR)
The sexual allegations against Cosby = I say Huxtable got no legal assistance!
The sexual allegations against Cosby = I say Huxtable got no legal assistance!
(by Adie Pena)
Ferguson on fire
(Washington Post)
Ferguson, Missouri = US so grim, US on fire
Photo: Swelleganza
Ferguson, Missouri = US so grim, US on fire
(by Aronas Pinchas)
Tuesday, November 25, 2014
Pope Describes Europe as 'Elderly and Haggard'
(The Wall Street Journal)
Pope Describes Europe as 'Elderly and Haggard' = Aged preacher appears senile. Godly dud bores.
Photo: Catholic Church England
Pope Describes Europe as 'Elderly and Haggard' = Aged preacher appears senile. Godly dud bores.
(by Maurice Goddard)
Monday, November 24, 2014
Kamala The Ugandan Giant, Former Pro Wrestler, Struggles As A Double Amputee
(Huffington Post)
Kamala the Ugandan Giant, former professional wrestler, struggles as a double amputee = How a gargantuan grappler's legs taken due to diabetes. All mars morose man's future life.
Kamala the Ugandan Giant, former professional wrestler, struggles as a double amputee = How a gargantuan grappler's legs taken due to diabetes. All mars morose man's future life.
(by Jason Lofts)
Full statement by Bill Cosby's lawyer
(Toronto Star)
Mr Cosby's lawyer, Martin Singer, on the allegations = "Tarts cry orgy? Bill is a gentleman, he's no womaniser
Photo: The World Affairs Council
Mr Cosby's lawyer, Martin Singer, on the allegations = "Tarts cry orgy? Bill is a gentleman, he's no womaniser
(by Julian Lofts)
Putin becomes eighth-degree black belt
(CNN)
Putin becomes eighth-degree black belt = Epic bare-chested bloke getting humble?
Photo: Jedimentat44
Putin becomes eighth-degree black belt = Epic bare-chested bloke getting humble?
(by Julian Lofts)
Lisa Bonet's cryptic tweets may hint at Bill Cosby scandal
(Fox News)
Lisa Bonet/Denise Huxtable's cryptic tweets = What? Acute pest Bill Cosby interested in sex?
Photo: Jacky Jasper
Lisa Bonet/Denise Huxtable's cryptic tweets = What? Acute pest Bill Cosby interested in sex?
(by Jason Lofts)
Friday, November 21, 2014
American journalists not happy about Royal visit dress code
(The Daily Telegraph)
American journalists not happy about Royal visit dress code = Very snooty - i.e. just put on chic bra, pearls, diamonds, tiara also
Photo: Katrina Koger
American journalists not happy about Royal visit dress code = Very snooty - i.e. just put on chic bra, pearls, diamonds, tiara also
(by Julian Lofts)
Pooh banned from Polish playground
(The New Zealand Herald)
Winnie the Pooh has been banned from a Polish playground because of his "dubious sexuality" and "inappropriate" dress sense = A hubbub! "A hermaphrodite" snipes one. "I espy no sexual organs!" spits another one . "Nude, bawdy, sinful!" despaired fashion police
Photo: Neal Fowler
Winnie the Pooh has been banned from a Polish playground because of his "dubious sexuality" and "inappropriate" dress sense = A hubbub! "A hermaphrodite" snipes one. "I espy no sexual organs!" spits another one . "Nude, bawdy, sinful!" despaired fashion police
(by Julian Lofts)
City seeks to stop men from sitting with their legs spread on public transport
(The Daily Mirror)
'Man spreading' is the curse of public transport = "Crotch perturbs- a spiteful sin!" opines Grandma
Photo: Antonia Artbeat
'Man spreading' is the curse of public transport = "Crotch perturbs- a spiteful sin!" opines Grandma
(by Julian Lofts)
Julian Assange sex case: Swedish court upholds warrant
(BBC)
Update on Assange's sex case: Swedish court upholds his warrant = A rapist's sad, sour, and upset as he exchanges words with counsel
Photo: Ben Bryant
Update on Assange's sex case: Swedish court upholds his warrant = A rapist's sad, sour, and upset as he exchanges words with counsel
(by Julian Lofts)
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