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Saturday, December 20, 2014

Whodunnit? The Mystery of the Sony Pictures Hack

(BBC)
Photo: Tecnomovida Caracas


Whodunnit? The Mystery of the Sony Pictures Hack = North Korea's psychotic feud - why stunt hit enemy
(by Julian Lofts)

The Sony Pictures Hack = Secret? NK chaps hit you!
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Watch out world: North Korea deep into cyber warfare, defector says

(CNN)
Graphic: imgur


Vast network of hackers devoted to cyberwarfare = North Korea vows to wreck every affected bastard
(by Rosie Perera)

Dalai Lama concedes he may be the last

(BBC)
Photo: Christopher Michel


Dalai Lama concedes he may be the last = Lose the emblematic head? Ay, a scandal!
(by Julian Lofts)

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

The Year in Bigfoot

(MSN)
Photo: JD Hancock


The Year in Bigfoot = Frighten a yeti ... boo
(by Robert Jordan)

The debilitating outbreak sweeping the Americas

(CNN)
Photo: AJ Cann


The mosquito-borne Chikungunya virus = Quite vicious to hungry broken humans
(by Rosie Perera)

Burps point to life on the red planet

(The New Zealand Herald)
Photo: Paul Hammond


Burps point to presence of life on the red planet (Mars) = Scene of 'onion farts' probed - little men erupt perhaps?
(by Julian Lofts)

Sony hackers threaten moviegoers with terrorist acts

(CNN)
Photo: O Cinema


Sony hackers threaten filmgoers = Feel North Koreans' mighty scares?
(by Rosie Perera)

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Cards Against Humanity Sent People Actual Poop in the Mail

(Fox23)


Cards Against Humanity sold 30,000 boxes of literal bull poop = 30,000 normal people bought actual BS, said Fox. Darn it! So, silly!
(by Rosie Perera)

Police storm Sydney cafe to end hostage siege, three dead

(Yahoo! News)
Photo: Zennie Abraham


The Iranian refugee Man Haron Monis = O, he's antihero, inane firearm-gunman!
(by Aronas Pinchas)

There's this road sign that has been on my street corner for a while

(Wordsmith.org)


Please drive carefully, for our childrens sake = Risky! Circle errors, Anu love, ffull speed ahead
(by Robert Jordan)

Monday, December 15, 2014

Northern white rhino dies at San Diego zoo; only 5 left worldwide

(CNN)
Photo: Steve Garvie


A Northern white rhino has died at the San Diego Zoo = Oh, oh no! Note: it's rare, giant-sized, with a horned head.
(by Rosie Perera)

Dogs in Heaven? Pope Francis Leaves Pearly Gates Open

(The New York Times)
Photo: ArTeTeTrA


Dogs in Heaven? Pope Francis Leaves Pearly Gates Open = Holy crap! Pets, poofs; gee, even vegans lean in paradise
(by Robert Jordan)

Sandy Hook pain endures for all

(The New Zealand Herald)
Photo: Jay Mallin


"Most Americans are simply not engaged because they think nothing will ever change," said Nicole Hockley (she is the mother of six year old Dylan who was gunned down in a classroom two years ago) = It was a tragedy. The killer of Sandy Hook school was an extremely homicidal gunman. I'm sorry, we need to save innocents elsewhere - change gun legislation and diagnose psychotic boys who harm.
(by Julian Lofts)

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Paul Revere's 1795 time capsule unearthed

(CNN)


Paul Revere's time capsule unearthed = Event pulled up America's treasure, eh?
(by Rosie Perera)

Saturday, December 13, 2014

Friday, December 12, 2014

Dogs in Heaven? Pope Francis Leaves Pearly Gates Open

(The New York Times)
Photo: Carmen Rodriguez


"Paradise is open to all of God's creatures." (Pope Francis, The Vatican) = I reinforced: all pets go to heaven: pups, cats, toads, pair of canaries.
(by Rosie Perera)

'I'm not doing maths on air': Nicky Morgan dodges simple equation asked by 10-year-old

(The Daily Express)


'I'm not doing maths on air' = A minor, so admit nothing
(by Robert Jordan)

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Huge LA blaze being investigated as a criminal fire

(Los Angeles Times)
Photo: Atomic Hot Links


The Los Angeles Fire Department = Responding, settle a flame there
(by Rosie Perera)

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Delta announces five-tiered seating plan

(CNN)
Photo: Pieter van Marion


Delta Air Lines' new "Basic Economy" fare = Debacle as I flew: no carry-on, amenities.
(by Rosie Perera)

13 Enhanced interrogation techniques used by the CIA

(Global News)
Caricature: DonkeyHotey


Enhanced Interrogation Techniques ~ concentrate Iraqis in the dungeon, eh!
(by Julian Lofts)