ISIS Intends To Conquer the Entire World and Create an Islamic Society

(The Observer)

Photo: achyafiles

ISIS Intends To Conquer the Entire World and Create an Islamic Society = Criminals desire to conquer nations and to erase West identity (cliche)

(by Aronas Pinchas)

The Unsolved Mystery of the Mary Celeste

(Learnist)

Image: Wikimedia

The Unsolved Mystery of the Mary Celeste = Sea monster myth they've refuted closely

(by Robert Jordan)

Singer Joe Cocker dies aged 70 after cancer battle

(BBC)

Photo: Naaman Saar Stavy

Singer Joe Cocker has died = Croaking Joe's died - cheers!

(by Julian Lofts)

iPad linked to bad sleep

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Jenny Cu

iPad linked to bad sleep = Kindle bedside? A laptop

(by Robert Jordan)

Prince Charles: 'I do not want to turn the clock back'

(The Daily Telegraph)

Illustration: Roberto Rizzato

Prince Charles: 'I do not want to turn the clock back' = No, let architects knock up a bland, retro-chic town

(by Robert Jordan)

Whodunnit? The Mystery of the Sony Pictures Hack

(BBC)

Photo: Tecnomovida Caracas

Whodunnit? The Mystery of the Sony Pictures Hack = North Korea's psychotic feud - why stunt hit enemy

(by Julian Lofts)

The Sony Pictures Hack = Secret? NK chaps hit you!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Watch out world: North Korea deep into cyber warfare, defector says

(CNN)

Graphic: imgur

Vast network of hackers devoted to cyberwarfare = North Korea vows to wreck every affected bastard

(by Rosie Perera)

Dalai Lama concedes he may be the last

(BBC)

Photo: Christopher Michel

Dalai Lama concedes he may be the last = Lose the emblematic head? Ay, a scandal!

(by Julian Lofts)

The Year in Bigfoot

(MSN)

Photo: JD Hancock

The Year in Bigfoot = Frighten a yeti ... boo

(by Robert Jordan)

The debilitating outbreak sweeping the Americas

(CNN)

Photo: AJ Cann

The mosquito-borne Chikungunya virus = Quite vicious to hungry broken humans

(by Rosie Perera)

Burps point to life on the red planet

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Paul Hammond

Burps point to presence of life on the red planet (Mars) = Scene of 'onion farts' probed - little men erupt perhaps?

(by Julian Lofts)

Sony hackers threaten moviegoers with terrorist acts

(CNN)

Photo: O Cinema

Sony hackers threaten filmgoers = Feel North Koreans' mighty scares?

(by Rosie Perera)

Cards Against Humanity Sent People Actual Poop in the Mail

(Fox23)


Cards Against Humanity sold 30,000 boxes of literal bull poop = 30,000 normal people bought actual BS, said Fox. Darn it! So, silly!

(by Rosie Perera)

Police storm Sydney cafe to end hostage siege, three dead

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Zennie Abraham

The Iranian refugee Man Haron Monis = O, he's antihero, inane firearm-gunman!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

There's this road sign that has been on my street corner for a while

(Wordsmith.org)


Please drive carefully, for our childrens sake = Risky! Circle errors, Anu love, ffull speed ahead

(by Robert Jordan)

Northern white rhino dies at San Diego zoo; only 5 left worldwide

(CNN)

Photo: Steve Garvie

A Northern white rhino has died at the San Diego Zoo = Oh, oh no! Note: it's rare, giant-sized, with a horned head.

(by Rosie Perera)

Dogs in Heaven? Pope Francis Leaves Pearly Gates Open

(The New York Times)

Photo: ArTeTeTrA

Dogs in Heaven? Pope Francis Leaves Pearly Gates Open = Holy crap! Pets, poofs; gee, even vegans lean in paradise

(by Robert Jordan)

Sandy Hook pain endures for all

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Jay Mallin

"Most Americans are simply not engaged because they think nothing will ever change," said Nicole Hockley (she is the mother of six year old Dylan who was gunned down in a classroom two years ago) = It was a tragedy. The killer of Sandy Hook school was an extremely homicidal gunman. I'm sorry, we need to save innocents elsewhere - change gun legislation and diagnose psychotic boys who harm.

(by Julian Lofts)

Paul Revere's 1795 time capsule unearthed

(CNN)


Paul Revere's time capsule unearthed = Event pulled up America's treasure, eh?

(by Rosie Perera)

Phevos the Tiger travels 7,000 miles to a new life in California

(Public Radio International)


Phevos the Tiger = Pet oversight, eh?

(by Julian Lofts)