Adolf Hitler Reincarnated? Look-Alike Believes He Is The Fuhrer Reborn

(The Inquisitr)


Kosovan Emin Djinovci = Vivid icon? No, man's joke!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

North Korea calls Obama 'a monkey' in latest hacking salvo

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Democracy Chronicles

"Obama always goes reckless in words and deeds like a monkey in a tropical forest," an unidentified spokesman at the commission's policy department said in a statement carried by the official Korean Central News Agency. = "Kim has a dirty yellow moon face like a senescent idle Asiatic panda eating too much Prednisone or bamboo for dinner. Nerdy weasel fiend Kim wants to attack America, striking at Sony's lame as, crappy defences. It's endless!"

(by Julian Lofts)

Controversial film 'The Interview' released online by Sony

(Asia Times)


The film 'The Interview' is released = We hear it's vile. I resented the film.

The film 'The Interview' is released = I feel the theme is: evil retards win.

(by Julian Lofts)

Is Barbie bad for body image?

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Charles Roark

Is Barbie bad for body image? = Deride a big bosom, fair baby

(by Robert Jordan)

Is Barbie bad for body image? = Re: My big boobs fair/bad idea?

(by Aronas Pinchas)

ISIS Intends To Conquer the Entire World and Create an Islamic Society

(The Observer)

Photo: achyafiles

ISIS Intends To Conquer the Entire World and Create an Islamic Society = Criminals desire to conquer nations and to erase West identity (cliche)

(by Aronas Pinchas)

The Unsolved Mystery of the Mary Celeste

(Learnist)

Image: Wikimedia

The Unsolved Mystery of the Mary Celeste = Sea monster myth they've refuted closely

(by Robert Jordan)

Singer Joe Cocker dies aged 70 after cancer battle

(BBC)

Photo: Naaman Saar Stavy

Singer Joe Cocker has died = Croaking Joe's died - cheers!

(by Julian Lofts)

iPad linked to bad sleep

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Jenny Cu

iPad linked to bad sleep = Kindle bedside? A laptop

(by Robert Jordan)

Prince Charles: 'I do not want to turn the clock back'

(The Daily Telegraph)

Illustration: Roberto Rizzato

Prince Charles: 'I do not want to turn the clock back' = No, let architects knock up a bland, retro-chic town

(by Robert Jordan)

Whodunnit? The Mystery of the Sony Pictures Hack

(BBC)

Photo: Tecnomovida Caracas

Whodunnit? The Mystery of the Sony Pictures Hack = North Korea's psychotic feud - why stunt hit enemy

(by Julian Lofts)

The Sony Pictures Hack = Secret? NK chaps hit you!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Watch out world: North Korea deep into cyber warfare, defector says

(CNN)

Graphic: imgur

Vast network of hackers devoted to cyberwarfare = North Korea vows to wreck every affected bastard

(by Rosie Perera)

Dalai Lama concedes he may be the last

(BBC)

Photo: Christopher Michel

Dalai Lama concedes he may be the last = Lose the emblematic head? Ay, a scandal!

(by Julian Lofts)

The Year in Bigfoot

(MSN)

Photo: JD Hancock

The Year in Bigfoot = Frighten a yeti ... boo

(by Robert Jordan)

The debilitating outbreak sweeping the Americas

(CNN)

Photo: AJ Cann

The mosquito-borne Chikungunya virus = Quite vicious to hungry broken humans

(by Rosie Perera)

Burps point to life on the red planet

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Paul Hammond

Burps point to presence of life on the red planet (Mars) = Scene of 'onion farts' probed - little men erupt perhaps?

(by Julian Lofts)

Sony hackers threaten moviegoers with terrorist acts

(CNN)

Photo: O Cinema

Sony hackers threaten filmgoers = Feel North Koreans' mighty scares?

(by Rosie Perera)

Cards Against Humanity Sent People Actual Poop in the Mail

(Fox23)


Cards Against Humanity sold 30,000 boxes of literal bull poop = 30,000 normal people bought actual BS, said Fox. Darn it! So, silly!

(by Rosie Perera)

Police storm Sydney cafe to end hostage siege, three dead

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Zennie Abraham

The Iranian refugee Man Haron Monis = O, he's antihero, inane firearm-gunman!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

There's this road sign that has been on my street corner for a while

(Wordsmith.org)


Please drive carefully, for our childrens sake = Risky! Circle errors, Anu love, ffull speed ahead

(by Robert Jordan)

Northern white rhino dies at San Diego zoo; only 5 left worldwide

(CNN)

Photo: Steve Garvie

A Northern white rhino has died at the San Diego Zoo = Oh, oh no! Note: it's rare, giant-sized, with a horned head.

(by Rosie Perera)