Beverly Hillbillies Star Donna Douglas Dies

(Sky News)

Photo: Jim Ellwanger

The pretty 'Beverly Hillbillies' actress is no more and her metabolic processes are history = Or a TV plot's irresistible, ornery, blond heiress Elly May Clampett ceases to be. I cherish her

(by Julian Lofts)

Prince Andrew sex claims 'emphatically denied' by palace

(BBC)

Photo: The Open University

Buckingham Palace: "It is emphatically denied that the Duke of York had any form of sexual contact or relationship with Virginia Roberts. Any claim to the contrary is false and without foundation." = Automatic Buck Pal tweet, i.e. forthright official statement on the fictitious claim about HRH Randy Andy and pimp Lady Ghislaine: "Look, Randy never had coitus/oral sex with a Yank. He's no fornicator!"

(by Jason Lofts)

Pope Francis's edict on climate change will anger deniers and US churches

(The Guardian)

Photo: Victor Hugo Marques

Pope Francis's edict on climate change will anger deniers and US churches = Man's willing to predict, face and handle repercussions. Nice, eh? Such grace!

(by Dharam)

What Is the Origin of Santa Claus?

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Bill Dickinson

What Is the Origin of Santa Claus? = Aw, Saint Nicholas, uh, a gift store

(by Robert Jordan)

Prince named in teen sex slave case

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Presidency Maldives

Prince named in teen sex slave case = Semen seen near explicit advances

(by Julian Lofts)

Prince named in teen sex slave case = Event - sex scandal; I see name - Prince

(by Aronas Pinchas)

We were sleeping when I shot my wife, Georgia police chief says on 911 tape

(CNN)

Photo: Peachtree City Police Department

Police chief shoots his wife in bed = Office pistol beside his chin, eh? Ow!

(by Rosie Perera)

Jeb Bush clears decks for presidential run

(The Daily Telegraph)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Jeb Bush clears the decks for a presidential run = Censure this brain dead (bleep) jerk/fat churl. SOS!

(by Julian Lofts)

'The Dead Lands'

(Variety)


Maori martial arts movie 'The Dead Lands' = It's a violent drama, a 'Die Hard' maelstrom!

(by Jason Lofts)

Samsung's latest WTF phone

(CNN)


The Samsung Galaxy Note Edge = Text and use goggles? Yeah, man!

(by Rosie Perera)

Play-Doh To Replace Toy Customers Say Looks Like Male Body Part

(WFMY)


Play-Doh's Sweet Shoppe Cake Mountain = Look and spew up! Toy matches a penis, eh?

(by Julian Lofts)

Norman Atlantic: Hundreds trapped on burning Italian ferry

(The Times of India)

Photo: Nazionale Anpas

The Italian ferry Norman Atlantic = A fatal tinny thermal incinerator

(by Julian Lofts)

Mom Fatally Shot when Toddler Son Grabs Gun from her Purse in Walmart

(Fox40)

Photo: Matt Cottam

Toddler fatally shoots mom by accident after grabbing gun in her purse = Mum defunct (end). Poor brat's going to be angry/scarred by that all his life.

(by Rosie Perera)

Developer of Viagra is knighted

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Amarand Agasi

Developer of Viagra^®, Dr Simon Campbell, is knighted = He gave limp pokers firm, bold, grand, valid erections

(by Julian Lofts)

Developer of Viagra^®, Dr Simon Campbell, is knighted = Glad inventor's pill moves big, hard, pecker for media

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Spy files: 'Never engage in a pissing match with a skunk'

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: UK Ministry of Defence

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As the two countries sent each other's spies packing, Britain's ambassador in Moscow, Mister Bryan Cartledge, warned graphically of the danger posed by a spiral of tit-for-tat expulsions. He cabled London: "Never engage in a pissing match with a skunk: He possesses important natural advantages." = Wow, when KGB agent Oleg Gordievsky defects to Britain, the pugnaciousness of Mikhail Gorbachev and macho arrogance of opponent Margaret Thatcher clash in a storm. Suspect Russian assassins and British spies are arrested, diplomats/analysts/pawns banned/expelled in petty retaliation.

(by Julian Lofts)

The war in Afghanistan: Is it over?

(MSNBC)

Photo: UK Ministry of Defence

The war in Afghanistan is declared over now = Ironclad antagonists have refrained. Whew!

(by Julian Lofts)

Grandma's Chicken Noodle Soup

(Yahoo!)

Photo: su-lin

Grandma's Chicken Noodle Soup = Damn good lunch recipe, ask son!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Adolf Hitler Reincarnated? Look-Alike Believes He Is The Fuhrer Reborn

(The Inquisitr)


Kosovan Emin Djinovci = Vivid icon? No, man's joke!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

North Korea calls Obama 'a monkey' in latest hacking salvo

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Democracy Chronicles

"Obama always goes reckless in words and deeds like a monkey in a tropical forest," an unidentified spokesman at the commission's policy department said in a statement carried by the official Korean Central News Agency. = "Kim has a dirty yellow moon face like a senescent idle Asiatic panda eating too much Prednisone or bamboo for dinner. Nerdy weasel fiend Kim wants to attack America, striking at Sony's lame as, crappy defences. It's endless!"

(by Julian Lofts)

Controversial film 'The Interview' released online by Sony

(Asia Times)


The film 'The Interview' is released = We hear it's vile. I resented the film.

The film 'The Interview' is released = I feel the theme is: evil retards win.

(by Julian Lofts)

Is Barbie bad for body image?

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Charles Roark

Is Barbie bad for body image? = Deride a big bosom, fair baby

(by Robert Jordan)

Is Barbie bad for body image? = Re: My big boobs fair/bad idea?

(by Aronas Pinchas)