Gandhi beer insults 'India's honour'

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: walknboston

Rage behind = Gandhi beer

(by Julian Lofts)

Is a Death Star Coming at Us? Study Says It's Possible, but Don't Panic

(NBC News)

Photo: Steve Jurvetson

Death Star scenario = Consider as a threat!

(by Jason Lofts)

Teenage 'sex slave' Virginia Roberts claims she was paid £10,000 by Jeffrey Epstein to have sex with Prince Andrew

(The Independent)

Photo: The Open University

1. Ghislaine Maxwell 2. Prince Andrew, The Duke of York 3. Jeffrey Epstein 4. Virginia Roberts = 1. Pimp 2. Regal fucker friendly with 3. Jewish banker enslaving 4. A sex toy (fine derriere too!)

(by Julian Lofts)

Beverly Hillbillies Star Donna Douglas Dies

(Sky News)

Photo: Jim Ellwanger

The pretty 'Beverly Hillbillies' actress is no more and her metabolic processes are history = Or a TV plot's irresistible, ornery, blond heiress Elly May Clampett ceases to be. I cherish her

(by Julian Lofts)

Prince Andrew sex claims 'emphatically denied' by palace

(BBC)

Photo: The Open University

Buckingham Palace: "It is emphatically denied that the Duke of York had any form of sexual contact or relationship with Virginia Roberts. Any claim to the contrary is false and without foundation." = Automatic Buck Pal tweet, i.e. forthright official statement on the fictitious claim about HRH Randy Andy and pimp Lady Ghislaine: "Look, Randy never had coitus/oral sex with a Yank. He's no fornicator!"

(by Jason Lofts)

Pope Francis's edict on climate change will anger deniers and US churches

(The Guardian)

Photo: Victor Hugo Marques

Pope Francis's edict on climate change will anger deniers and US churches = Man's willing to predict, face and handle repercussions. Nice, eh? Such grace!

(by Dharam)

What Is the Origin of Santa Claus?

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Bill Dickinson

What Is the Origin of Santa Claus? = Aw, Saint Nicholas, uh, a gift store

(by Robert Jordan)

Prince named in teen sex slave case

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Presidency Maldives

Prince named in teen sex slave case = Semen seen near explicit advances

(by Julian Lofts)

Prince named in teen sex slave case = Event - sex scandal; I see name - Prince

(by Aronas Pinchas)

We were sleeping when I shot my wife, Georgia police chief says on 911 tape

(CNN)

Photo: Peachtree City Police Department

Police chief shoots his wife in bed = Office pistol beside his chin, eh? Ow!

(by Rosie Perera)

Jeb Bush clears decks for presidential run

(The Daily Telegraph)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Jeb Bush clears the decks for a presidential run = Censure this brain dead (bleep) jerk/fat churl. SOS!

(by Julian Lofts)

'The Dead Lands'

(Variety)


Maori martial arts movie 'The Dead Lands' = It's a violent drama, a 'Die Hard' maelstrom!

(by Jason Lofts)

Samsung's latest WTF phone

(CNN)


The Samsung Galaxy Note Edge = Text and use goggles? Yeah, man!

(by Rosie Perera)

Play-Doh To Replace Toy Customers Say Looks Like Male Body Part

(WFMY)


Play-Doh's Sweet Shoppe Cake Mountain = Look and spew up! Toy matches a penis, eh?

(by Julian Lofts)

Norman Atlantic: Hundreds trapped on burning Italian ferry

(The Times of India)

Photo: Nazionale Anpas

The Italian ferry Norman Atlantic = A fatal tinny thermal incinerator

(by Julian Lofts)

Mom Fatally Shot when Toddler Son Grabs Gun from her Purse in Walmart

(Fox40)

Photo: Matt Cottam

Toddler fatally shoots mom by accident after grabbing gun in her purse = Mum defunct (end). Poor brat's going to be angry/scarred by that all his life.

(by Rosie Perera)

Developer of Viagra is knighted

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Amarand Agasi

Developer of Viagra^®, Dr Simon Campbell, is knighted = He gave limp pokers firm, bold, grand, valid erections

(by Julian Lofts)

Developer of Viagra^®, Dr Simon Campbell, is knighted = Glad inventor's pill moves big, hard, pecker for media

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Spy files: 'Never engage in a pissing match with a skunk'

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: UK Ministry of Defence

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As the two countries sent each other's spies packing, Britain's ambassador in Moscow, Mister Bryan Cartledge, warned graphically of the danger posed by a spiral of tit-for-tat expulsions. He cabled London: "Never engage in a pissing match with a skunk: He possesses important natural advantages." = Wow, when KGB agent Oleg Gordievsky defects to Britain, the pugnaciousness of Mikhail Gorbachev and macho arrogance of opponent Margaret Thatcher clash in a storm. Suspect Russian assassins and British spies are arrested, diplomats/analysts/pawns banned/expelled in petty retaliation.

(by Julian Lofts)

The war in Afghanistan: Is it over?

(MSNBC)

Photo: UK Ministry of Defence

The war in Afghanistan is declared over now = Ironclad antagonists have refrained. Whew!

(by Julian Lofts)

Grandma's Chicken Noodle Soup

(Yahoo!)

Photo: su-lin

Grandma's Chicken Noodle Soup = Damn good lunch recipe, ask son!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Adolf Hitler Reincarnated? Look-Alike Believes He Is The Fuhrer Reborn

(The Inquisitr)


Kosovan Emin Djinovci = Vivid icon? No, man's joke!

(by Aronas Pinchas)