Murdered Charlie Hebdo Editor: 'I Prefer to Die Standing Up than Live on My Knees'

(Mediaite)

Photo: Wikimedia

"I am not afraid of retaliation.... I'd rather die standing than live on my knees." - Stephane Charbonnier (the editor of Charlie Hebdo) = Hell, I think the greatest evil is the abhorrence of other doctrines. Ay, iron-handed Arab intimidation and paranoia offend me.

(by Julian Lofts)

The Muslim Cop Killed by Terrorists

(The Daily Beast)

Photo: son of jadedtom

"Je suis Ahmed" = Jehad misuse

(by Jason Lofts)

Charlie Hebdo shooting: Remembering the victims

(Toronto Star)

Graphic: Pascal LeFevre

The twelve victims: Stephane "Charb" Charbonnier (the editor), Bernard "Tignous" Verlhac, Jean "Cabu" Cabut, Georges "Wolinski" Wolinski, Bernard Maris, Philippe Honore, Elsa Cayat, Mustapha Ourrad, Michel Renaud (a guest editor), Frederic Boisseau, Ahmed Merabet and Franck Brinsolaro (policemen) = Sacre bleu! I concede a terrible kind of harsh, improbable karma. We mourn popular, revered journalists and cartoonists, fine cops and a caretaker shot in the Charlie Hebdo building by the Muslim barbarians/slaughterers. A tragic end. Hmm, what price do we envision to achieve urgent peace?

(by Julian Lofts)

Manhunt for Paris attack suspects intensifies

(Yahoo!)

Photo: Arrahmah Indonesia

Manhunt for two suspects = How France must stop nuts

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Paris shooting: 'Twelve people killed' at Charlie Hebdo office

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: annalisa ceolin

The French satirical weekly Charlie Hebdo = Beware of cynical killers (hatched hit here!)

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Gandhi beer insults 'India's honour'

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: walknboston

Rage behind = Gandhi beer

(by Julian Lofts)

Is a Death Star Coming at Us? Study Says It's Possible, but Don't Panic

(NBC News)

Photo: Steve Jurvetson

Death Star scenario = Consider as a threat!

(by Jason Lofts)

Teenage 'sex slave' Virginia Roberts claims she was paid £10,000 by Jeffrey Epstein to have sex with Prince Andrew

(The Independent)

Photo: The Open University

1. Ghislaine Maxwell 2. Prince Andrew, The Duke of York 3. Jeffrey Epstein 4. Virginia Roberts = 1. Pimp 2. Regal fucker friendly with 3. Jewish banker enslaving 4. A sex toy (fine derriere too!)

(by Julian Lofts)

Beverly Hillbillies Star Donna Douglas Dies

(Sky News)

Photo: Jim Ellwanger

The pretty 'Beverly Hillbillies' actress is no more and her metabolic processes are history = Or a TV plot's irresistible, ornery, blond heiress Elly May Clampett ceases to be. I cherish her

(by Julian Lofts)

Prince Andrew sex claims 'emphatically denied' by palace

(BBC)

Photo: The Open University

Buckingham Palace: "It is emphatically denied that the Duke of York had any form of sexual contact or relationship with Virginia Roberts. Any claim to the contrary is false and without foundation." = Automatic Buck Pal tweet, i.e. forthright official statement on the fictitious claim about HRH Randy Andy and pimp Lady Ghislaine: "Look, Randy never had coitus/oral sex with a Yank. He's no fornicator!"

(by Jason Lofts)

Pope Francis's edict on climate change will anger deniers and US churches

(The Guardian)

Photo: Victor Hugo Marques

Pope Francis's edict on climate change will anger deniers and US churches = Man's willing to predict, face and handle repercussions. Nice, eh? Such grace!

(by Dharam)

What Is the Origin of Santa Claus?

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Bill Dickinson

What Is the Origin of Santa Claus? = Aw, Saint Nicholas, uh, a gift store

(by Robert Jordan)

Prince named in teen sex slave case

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Presidency Maldives

Prince named in teen sex slave case = Semen seen near explicit advances

(by Julian Lofts)

Prince named in teen sex slave case = Event - sex scandal; I see name - Prince

(by Aronas Pinchas)

We were sleeping when I shot my wife, Georgia police chief says on 911 tape

(CNN)

Photo: Peachtree City Police Department

Police chief shoots his wife in bed = Office pistol beside his chin, eh? Ow!

(by Rosie Perera)

Jeb Bush clears decks for presidential run

(The Daily Telegraph)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Jeb Bush clears the decks for a presidential run = Censure this brain dead (bleep) jerk/fat churl. SOS!

(by Julian Lofts)

'The Dead Lands'

(Variety)


Maori martial arts movie 'The Dead Lands' = It's a violent drama, a 'Die Hard' maelstrom!

(by Jason Lofts)

Samsung's latest WTF phone

(CNN)


The Samsung Galaxy Note Edge = Text and use goggles? Yeah, man!

(by Rosie Perera)

Play-Doh To Replace Toy Customers Say Looks Like Male Body Part

(WFMY)


Play-Doh's Sweet Shoppe Cake Mountain = Look and spew up! Toy matches a penis, eh?

(by Julian Lofts)

Norman Atlantic: Hundreds trapped on burning Italian ferry

(The Times of India)

Photo: Nazionale Anpas

The Italian ferry Norman Atlantic = A fatal tinny thermal incinerator

(by Julian Lofts)

Mom Fatally Shot when Toddler Son Grabs Gun from her Purse in Walmart

(Fox40)

Photo: Matt Cottam

Toddler fatally shoots mom by accident after grabbing gun in her purse = Mum defunct (end). Poor brat's going to be angry/scarred by that all his life.

(by Rosie Perera)