Charlie Hebdo print run raised to 5m as copies in France sell out

(The Guardian)


Parisians may rush to buy new Charlie Hebdo issue = U? New hero? It's suicide! Sharia bans your blasphemy.

(by Greig Templeton)

Charlie Hebdo print run raised to five million as copies in France sell out = Haunted replication of political irreverence (Islam forbids unholiness)

(by Jason Lofts)

A Plan To Put Your Driver's License On Your Phone

(National Public Radio)

Photo: Iowa Department of Transportation

A digital driver's license = Screen glare; is it valid ID?

(by Rosie Perera)

La Dolce Vita star Anita Ekberg dies

(BBC)

Photo: Mauricio Navarrete Contrera

La Dolce Vita star Anita Ekberg has died = Aha, God likes attractive and desirable!

(by Julian Lofts)

Anti-Islam protest underway in Dresden, Germany

(CNN)

Photo: aqua mars

Patriotic Europeans against the Islamization of the West = We hate, too. A sectarian faith must not arise in Leipzig. Stop!

(by Rosie Perera)

US Centcom Twitter account hacked by pro-IS group

(BBC)

Photo: Social Extremely

ISIS: "American soldiers, we are coming, watch your back" = Nice! Islamist hackers do wage acrimonious cyberwar.

(by Jason Lofts)

Muslim Employee of Kosher Market in Paris Praised for Hiding Customers From Gunman

(The New York Times)


Lassana Bathily = As saint, by Allah!

(by Rosie Perera)

World leaders join mass Paris march to honour terror attack victims

(The Hindustan Times)

Photo: Adam Kamran

World leaders join mass Paris march to honour terror attack victims = All move to stamp on wicked rat horror in a crass jihad terrorist scum

(by Maurice Goddard)

Resolved For 2015: No More Hepatitis C

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Cambodia4kids.org

Hepatitis C = It's hepatic

(by Jason Lofts)

Cartoon: Je suis Charlie

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: CREDITS

Cartoon: Je suis Charlie = Satire: jocular icons, eh?

Cartoon: Je suis Charlie = The jocular icons arise

(by Robert Jordan)

Murdered Charlie Hebdo Editor: 'I Prefer to Die Standing Up than Live on My Knees'

(Mediaite)

Photo: Wikimedia

"I am not afraid of retaliation.... I'd rather die standing than live on my knees." - Stephane Charbonnier (the editor of Charlie Hebdo) = Hell, I think the greatest evil is the abhorrence of other doctrines. Ay, iron-handed Arab intimidation and paranoia offend me.

(by Julian Lofts)

The Muslim Cop Killed by Terrorists

(The Daily Beast)

Photo: son of jadedtom

"Je suis Ahmed" = Jehad misuse

(by Jason Lofts)

Charlie Hebdo shooting: Remembering the victims

(Toronto Star)

Graphic: Pascal LeFevre

The twelve victims: Stephane "Charb" Charbonnier (the editor), Bernard "Tignous" Verlhac, Jean "Cabu" Cabut, Georges "Wolinski" Wolinski, Bernard Maris, Philippe Honore, Elsa Cayat, Mustapha Ourrad, Michel Renaud (a guest editor), Frederic Boisseau, Ahmed Merabet and Franck Brinsolaro (policemen) = Sacre bleu! I concede a terrible kind of harsh, improbable karma. We mourn popular, revered journalists and cartoonists, fine cops and a caretaker shot in the Charlie Hebdo building by the Muslim barbarians/slaughterers. A tragic end. Hmm, what price do we envision to achieve urgent peace?

(by Julian Lofts)

Manhunt for Paris attack suspects intensifies

(Yahoo!)

Photo: Arrahmah Indonesia

Manhunt for two suspects = How France must stop nuts

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Paris shooting: 'Twelve people killed' at Charlie Hebdo office

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: annalisa ceolin

The French satirical weekly Charlie Hebdo = Beware of cynical killers (hatched hit here!)

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Gandhi beer insults 'India's honour'

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: walknboston

Rage behind = Gandhi beer

(by Julian Lofts)

Is a Death Star Coming at Us? Study Says It's Possible, but Don't Panic

(NBC News)

Photo: Steve Jurvetson

Death Star scenario = Consider as a threat!

(by Jason Lofts)

Teenage 'sex slave' Virginia Roberts claims she was paid £10,000 by Jeffrey Epstein to have sex with Prince Andrew

(The Independent)

Photo: The Open University

1. Ghislaine Maxwell 2. Prince Andrew, The Duke of York 3. Jeffrey Epstein 4. Virginia Roberts = 1. Pimp 2. Regal fucker friendly with 3. Jewish banker enslaving 4. A sex toy (fine derriere too!)

(by Julian Lofts)

Beverly Hillbillies Star Donna Douglas Dies

(Sky News)

Photo: Jim Ellwanger

The pretty 'Beverly Hillbillies' actress is no more and her metabolic processes are history = Or a TV plot's irresistible, ornery, blond heiress Elly May Clampett ceases to be. I cherish her

(by Julian Lofts)

Prince Andrew sex claims 'emphatically denied' by palace

(BBC)

Photo: The Open University

Buckingham Palace: "It is emphatically denied that the Duke of York had any form of sexual contact or relationship with Virginia Roberts. Any claim to the contrary is false and without foundation." = Automatic Buck Pal tweet, i.e. forthright official statement on the fictitious claim about HRH Randy Andy and pimp Lady Ghislaine: "Look, Randy never had coitus/oral sex with a Yank. He's no fornicator!"

(by Jason Lofts)

Pope Francis's edict on climate change will anger deniers and US churches

(The Guardian)

Photo: Victor Hugo Marques

Pope Francis's edict on climate change will anger deniers and US churches = Man's willing to predict, face and handle repercussions. Nice, eh? Such grace!

(by Dharam)