The Provocative History of French Weekly Newspaper Charlie Hebdo

(Time)

Photo: mamasuco

Hebdomadaire = Arab demo. Hide!

(by Julian Lofts)

Hebdomadaire = Bad media? Hero!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Charlie Hebdo 'survivors' edition' sells out in minutes

(Reuters)

Photo: Staci Kramer

Charlie Hebdo 'survivors' edition' sells out in minutes = Inclusive, it shuns heinous, mad, evil, bloodiest terror.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Success in world's hardest rock climb

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Bogumil Kozera

Success in the world's hardest rock climb of El Capitan = Two stoic climbers, cracked hands, inch up. Fearless lot!

(by Julian Lofts)

Pope Francis Sees Limits to Freedom of Speech

(The Wall Street Journal)

Photo: Papist

Pope Francis Sees Limits to Freedom of Speech = Let Commie censorship? See, Pope's offer is daft!

(by Maurice Goddard)

What if all the male political leaders had been removed from the Paris march?

(Washington Post)

Photo: Waterford Whispers News

The ultra-orthodox Israeli newspaper HaMevaser = Alas, the uproar, as we removed three harlots in pix

(by Rosie Perera)

Swedish children's TV dancing genitals cartoon sparks parental outcry

(The Guardian)


Swedish dancing genitals cartoon = What? Gonads concerning idealists

(by Julian Lofts)

Farrah Abraham shows the downside of plastic surgery

(CNN)

Photo: Hot Gossip Italia

A lip augmentation procedure gone horribly wrong = Picture horrid inelegant bulge. O, poor angry woman!

(by Rosie Perera)

Prince Andrew allegation: First pictures of paedo tycoon Jeffrey Epstein's £4k-a-night island lair

(The Daily Mirror)

Photo: DonnaG

Lolita Express = Sex parties! LOL!

(by Jason Lofts)

Charlie Hebdo print run raised to 5m as copies in France sell out

(The Guardian)


Parisians may rush to buy new Charlie Hebdo issue = U? New hero? It's suicide! Sharia bans your blasphemy.

(by Greig Templeton)

Charlie Hebdo print run raised to five million as copies in France sell out = Haunted replication of political irreverence (Islam forbids unholiness)

(by Jason Lofts)

A Plan To Put Your Driver's License On Your Phone

(National Public Radio)

Photo: Iowa Department of Transportation

A digital driver's license = Screen glare; is it valid ID?

(by Rosie Perera)

La Dolce Vita star Anita Ekberg dies

(BBC)

Photo: Mauricio Navarrete Contrera

La Dolce Vita star Anita Ekberg has died = Aha, God likes attractive and desirable!

(by Julian Lofts)

Anti-Islam protest underway in Dresden, Germany

(CNN)

Photo: aqua mars

Patriotic Europeans against the Islamization of the West = We hate, too. A sectarian faith must not arise in Leipzig. Stop!

(by Rosie Perera)

US Centcom Twitter account hacked by pro-IS group

(BBC)

Photo: Social Extremely

ISIS: "American soldiers, we are coming, watch your back" = Nice! Islamist hackers do wage acrimonious cyberwar.

(by Jason Lofts)

Muslim Employee of Kosher Market in Paris Praised for Hiding Customers From Gunman

(The New York Times)


Lassana Bathily = As saint, by Allah!

(by Rosie Perera)

World leaders join mass Paris march to honour terror attack victims

(The Hindustan Times)

Photo: Adam Kamran

World leaders join mass Paris march to honour terror attack victims = All move to stamp on wicked rat horror in a crass jihad terrorist scum

(by Maurice Goddard)

Resolved For 2015: No More Hepatitis C

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Cambodia4kids.org

Hepatitis C = It's hepatic

(by Jason Lofts)

Cartoon: Je suis Charlie

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: CREDITS

Cartoon: Je suis Charlie = Satire: jocular icons, eh?

Cartoon: Je suis Charlie = The jocular icons arise

(by Robert Jordan)

Murdered Charlie Hebdo Editor: 'I Prefer to Die Standing Up than Live on My Knees'

(Mediaite)

Photo: Wikimedia

"I am not afraid of retaliation.... I'd rather die standing than live on my knees." - Stephane Charbonnier (the editor of Charlie Hebdo) = Hell, I think the greatest evil is the abhorrence of other doctrines. Ay, iron-handed Arab intimidation and paranoia offend me.

(by Julian Lofts)

The Muslim Cop Killed by Terrorists

(The Daily Beast)

Photo: son of jadedtom

"Je suis Ahmed" = Jehad misuse

(by Jason Lofts)

Charlie Hebdo shooting: Remembering the victims

(Toronto Star)

Graphic: Pascal LeFevre

The twelve victims: Stephane "Charb" Charbonnier (the editor), Bernard "Tignous" Verlhac, Jean "Cabu" Cabut, Georges "Wolinski" Wolinski, Bernard Maris, Philippe Honore, Elsa Cayat, Mustapha Ourrad, Michel Renaud (a guest editor), Frederic Boisseau, Ahmed Merabet and Franck Brinsolaro (policemen) = Sacre bleu! I concede a terrible kind of harsh, improbable karma. We mourn popular, revered journalists and cartoonists, fine cops and a caretaker shot in the Charlie Hebdo building by the Muslim barbarians/slaughterers. A tragic end. Hmm, what price do we envision to achieve urgent peace?

(by Julian Lofts)