Come and decipher the Enigma with Alan Turing

(Deccan Herald)

Illustration: Charis Tsevis

Codebreaker Alan Mathison Turing = So that rare brain unlocked Enigma

Codebreaker Alan Mathison Turing = Bloke churned anagram iterations

(by Jason Lofts)

It makes no sense for Mitt Romney to run for president again

(Washington Post)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

It makes no sense for Mitt Romney to run for president again = Noisier mad ranter! GOP monkey's intent's a tiresome turn-off!

(by Maurice Goddard)

It makes no sense for Mitt Romney to run for president again = Man's stupid, freak intent. No more misery, no reason! Forget it!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Cabu, Charb, Honore, Tignous, Wolinski

(Slate (France))

Illustrations: Claude Hercent

Among the fourteen innocent persons shot dead at Charlie Hebdo in Paris: Cabu, Charb, Honore, Tignous, Wolinski = High noon: Abrupt end as insane Kouachi brothers obliterate French cartoonists, down policemen. Enough said!

(by Jason Lofts)

The Provocative History of French Weekly Newspaper Charlie Hebdo

(Time)

Photo: mamasuco

Hebdomadaire = Arab demo. Hide!

(by Julian Lofts)

Hebdomadaire = Bad media? Hero!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Charlie Hebdo 'survivors' edition' sells out in minutes

(Reuters)

Photo: Staci Kramer

Charlie Hebdo 'survivors' edition' sells out in minutes = Inclusive, it shuns heinous, mad, evil, bloodiest terror.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Success in world's hardest rock climb

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Bogumil Kozera

Success in the world's hardest rock climb of El Capitan = Two stoic climbers, cracked hands, inch up. Fearless lot!

(by Julian Lofts)

Pope Francis Sees Limits to Freedom of Speech

(The Wall Street Journal)

Photo: Papist

Pope Francis Sees Limits to Freedom of Speech = Let Commie censorship? See, Pope's offer is daft!

(by Maurice Goddard)

What if all the male political leaders had been removed from the Paris march?

(Washington Post)

Photo: Waterford Whispers News

The ultra-orthodox Israeli newspaper HaMevaser = Alas, the uproar, as we removed three harlots in pix

(by Rosie Perera)

Swedish children's TV dancing genitals cartoon sparks parental outcry

(The Guardian)


Swedish dancing genitals cartoon = What? Gonads concerning idealists

(by Julian Lofts)

Farrah Abraham shows the downside of plastic surgery

(CNN)

Photo: Hot Gossip Italia

A lip augmentation procedure gone horribly wrong = Picture horrid inelegant bulge. O, poor angry woman!

(by Rosie Perera)

Prince Andrew allegation: First pictures of paedo tycoon Jeffrey Epstein's £4k-a-night island lair

(The Daily Mirror)

Photo: DonnaG

Lolita Express = Sex parties! LOL!

(by Jason Lofts)

Charlie Hebdo print run raised to 5m as copies in France sell out

(The Guardian)


Parisians may rush to buy new Charlie Hebdo issue = U? New hero? It's suicide! Sharia bans your blasphemy.

(by Greig Templeton)

Charlie Hebdo print run raised to five million as copies in France sell out = Haunted replication of political irreverence (Islam forbids unholiness)

(by Jason Lofts)

A Plan To Put Your Driver's License On Your Phone

(National Public Radio)

Photo: Iowa Department of Transportation

A digital driver's license = Screen glare; is it valid ID?

(by Rosie Perera)

La Dolce Vita star Anita Ekberg dies

(BBC)

Photo: Mauricio Navarrete Contrera

La Dolce Vita star Anita Ekberg has died = Aha, God likes attractive and desirable!

(by Julian Lofts)

Anti-Islam protest underway in Dresden, Germany

(CNN)

Photo: aqua mars

Patriotic Europeans against the Islamization of the West = We hate, too. A sectarian faith must not arise in Leipzig. Stop!

(by Rosie Perera)

US Centcom Twitter account hacked by pro-IS group

(BBC)

Photo: Social Extremely

ISIS: "American soldiers, we are coming, watch your back" = Nice! Islamist hackers do wage acrimonious cyberwar.

(by Jason Lofts)

Muslim Employee of Kosher Market in Paris Praised for Hiding Customers From Gunman

(The New York Times)


Lassana Bathily = As saint, by Allah!

(by Rosie Perera)

World leaders join mass Paris march to honour terror attack victims

(The Hindustan Times)

Photo: Adam Kamran

World leaders join mass Paris march to honour terror attack victims = All move to stamp on wicked rat horror in a crass jihad terrorist scum

(by Maurice Goddard)

Resolved For 2015: No More Hepatitis C

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Cambodia4kids.org

Hepatitis C = It's hepatic

(by Jason Lofts)

Cartoon: Je suis Charlie

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: CREDITS

Cartoon: Je suis Charlie = Satire: jocular icons, eh?

Cartoon: Je suis Charlie = The jocular icons arise

(by Robert Jordan)