Illustration: Keoni Cabral
Pope Francis to families: Get off your screens and actually talk to each other = Papa (one some call Father) to techies: "Forsake surfing, try to actually confide"
(by Jason Lofts)
Friday, January 23, 2015
Pope Francis to Families: Get Off Your Screens and Actually Talk to Each Other
(Time)
Pope Francis to families: Get off your screens and actually talk to each other = Papa (one some call Father) to techies: "Forsake surfing, try to actually confide"
Pope Francis to families: Get off your screens and actually talk to each other = Papa (one some call Father) to techies: "Forsake surfing, try to actually confide"
China says its gender imbalance 'most serious' in the world
(Yahoo! News)
China says its gender imbalance is the 'most serious' in the world = Shh! A scientist has said "try cloning more desirable women. Use it!"
Photo: Amanda Richards
China says its gender imbalance is the 'most serious' in the world = Shh! A scientist has said "try cloning more desirable women. Use it!"
(by Julian Lofts)
Thursday, January 22, 2015
Israel on high alert for possible Hezbollah retaliation
(AOL)
Israel's on high alert for possible Hezbollah retaliation = I see all Zion has phobia of all lethal terrorist neighbors
Photo: Hello World Media
Israel's on high alert for possible Hezbollah retaliation = I see all Zion has phobia of all lethal terrorist neighbors
(by Jason Lofts)
Anti-Islamization leader steps down amid uproar over Hitler selfie
(CNN)
Patriotic Europeans Against the Islamization of the West = I see a spectator item: it's a photo of a nazi wingnut as Hitler
Photo: Hello World Media
Patriotic Europeans Against the Islamization of the West = I see a spectator item: it's a photo of a nazi wingnut as Hitler
(by Rosie Perera)
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
Pope Francis: No Catholic need to breed 'like rabbits'
(BBC)
Pope Francis says no Catholic need to breed 'like rabbits' = Birth control I'd practise: No baby if no seeds escape/leak.
Photo: Margaret
Pope Francis says no Catholic need to breed 'like rabbits' = Birth control I'd practise: No baby if no seeds escape/leak.
(by Julian Lofts)
Monday, January 19, 2015
Man dies after three-day internet gaming binge
(Sydney Morning Herald)
Sudden death from prolonged computer gaming = Man slumped there from enduring at PC. Good God!
Photo: Piers Nye
Sudden death from prolonged computer gaming = Man slumped there from enduring at PC. Good God!
(by Rosie Perera)
Sunday, January 18, 2015
The Imitation Game Movie Review: Benedict Cumberbatch is mind-blowing as the enigmatic Alan Turing
(India.com)
Benedict Cumberpatch plays Alan Turing in 'The Imitation Game' = Main brain at Bletchley unit computing Enigma cipher dataset
Photo: Steve Rogers
Benedict Cumberpatch plays Alan Turing in 'The Imitation Game' = Main brain at Bletchley unit computing Enigma cipher dataset
(by Julian Lofts)
Guantanamo Diary: "The torture squad was so well trained that they were performing almost perfect crimes"
(The Guardian)
Guantanamo Bay Diary: "The torture squad was so well trained that they were performing almost perfect crimes" = 'We regularly waterboarded the important Al-Qaeda suspects to near suffocation, harming them. Try wet misery!'
Photo: Andrew Becraft
Guantanamo Bay Diary: "The torture squad was so well trained that they were performing almost perfect crimes" = 'We regularly waterboarded the important Al-Qaeda suspects to near suffocation, harming them. Try wet misery!'
(by Julian Lofts)
Come and decipher the Enigma with Alan Turing
(Deccan Herald)
Codebreaker Alan Mathison Turing = So that rare brain unlocked Enigma
Codebreaker Alan Mathison Turing = Bloke churned anagram iterations
Illustration: Charis Tsevis
Codebreaker Alan Mathison Turing = So that rare brain unlocked Enigma
Codebreaker Alan Mathison Turing = Bloke churned anagram iterations
(by Jason Lofts)
Saturday, January 17, 2015
It makes no sense for Mitt Romney to run for president again
(Washington Post)
It makes no sense for Mitt Romney to run for president again = Noisier mad ranter! GOP monkey's intent's a tiresome turn-off!
It makes no sense for Mitt Romney to run for president again = Man's stupid, freak intent. No more misery, no reason! Forget it!
Photo: DonkeyHotey
It makes no sense for Mitt Romney to run for president again = Noisier mad ranter! GOP monkey's intent's a tiresome turn-off!
(by Maurice Goddard)
It makes no sense for Mitt Romney to run for president again = Man's stupid, freak intent. No more misery, no reason! Forget it!
(by Aronas Pinchas)
Friday, January 16, 2015
Cabu, Charb, Honore, Tignous, Wolinski
(Slate (France))
Among the fourteen innocent persons shot dead at Charlie Hebdo in Paris: Cabu, Charb, Honore, Tignous, Wolinski = High noon: Abrupt end as insane Kouachi brothers obliterate French cartoonists, down policemen. Enough said!
Illustrations: Claude Hercent
Among the fourteen innocent persons shot dead at Charlie Hebdo in Paris: Cabu, Charb, Honore, Tignous, Wolinski = High noon: Abrupt end as insane Kouachi brothers obliterate French cartoonists, down policemen. Enough said!
(by Jason Lofts)
The Provocative History of French Weekly Newspaper Charlie Hebdo
(Time)
Hebdomadaire = Arab demo. Hide!
Hebdomadaire = Bad media? Hero!
Photo: mamasuco
Hebdomadaire = Arab demo. Hide!
(by Julian Lofts)
Hebdomadaire = Bad media? Hero!
(by Aronas Pinchas)
Thursday, January 15, 2015
Charlie Hebdo 'survivors' edition' sells out in minutes
(Reuters)
Charlie Hebdo 'survivors' edition' sells out in minutes = Inclusive, it shuns heinous, mad, evil, bloodiest terror.
Photo: Staci Kramer
Charlie Hebdo 'survivors' edition' sells out in minutes = Inclusive, it shuns heinous, mad, evil, bloodiest terror.
(by Maurice Goddard)
Success in world's hardest rock climb
(The New Zealand Herald)
Success in the world's hardest rock climb of El Capitan = Two stoic climbers, cracked hands, inch up. Fearless lot!
Photo: Bogumil Kozera
Success in the world's hardest rock climb of El Capitan = Two stoic climbers, cracked hands, inch up. Fearless lot!
(by Julian Lofts)
Pope Francis Sees Limits to Freedom of Speech
(The Wall Street Journal)
Pope Francis Sees Limits to Freedom of Speech = Let Commie censorship? See, Pope's offer is daft!
Photo: Papist
Pope Francis Sees Limits to Freedom of Speech = Let Commie censorship? See, Pope's offer is daft!
(by Maurice Goddard)
What if all the male political leaders had been removed from the Paris march?
(Washington Post)
The ultra-orthodox Israeli newspaper HaMevaser = Alas, the uproar, as we removed three harlots in pix
Photo: Waterford Whispers News
The ultra-orthodox Israeli newspaper HaMevaser = Alas, the uproar, as we removed three harlots in pix
(by Rosie Perera)
Wednesday, January 14, 2015
Swedish children's TV dancing genitals cartoon sparks parental outcry
(The Guardian)
Swedish dancing genitals cartoon = What? Gonads concerning idealists
Swedish dancing genitals cartoon = What? Gonads concerning idealists
(by Julian Lofts)
Farrah Abraham shows the downside of plastic surgery
(CNN)
A lip augmentation procedure gone horribly wrong = Picture horrid inelegant bulge. O, poor angry woman!
Photo: Hot Gossip Italia
A lip augmentation procedure gone horribly wrong = Picture horrid inelegant bulge. O, poor angry woman!
(by Rosie Perera)
Charlie Hebdo print run raised to 5m as copies in France sell out
(The Guardian)
Parisians may rush to buy new Charlie Hebdo issue = U? New hero? It's suicide! Sharia bans your blasphemy.
Charlie Hebdo print run raised to five million as copies in France sell out = Haunted replication of political irreverence (Islam forbids unholiness)
Parisians may rush to buy new Charlie Hebdo issue = U? New hero? It's suicide! Sharia bans your blasphemy.
(by Greig Templeton)
Charlie Hebdo print run raised to five million as copies in France sell out = Haunted replication of political irreverence (Islam forbids unholiness)
(by Jason Lofts)
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