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Saturday, January 24, 2015

California measles outbreak grows to 68 cases

(CNN)
Photo: Dave Haygarth


Measles outbreak in California = A time of illness back in our area
(by Rosie Perera)

Friday, January 23, 2015

Pope Francis to Families: Get Off Your Screens and Actually Talk to Each Other

(Time)
Illustration: Keoni Cabral


Pope Francis to families: Get off your screens and actually talk to each other = Papa (one some call Father) to techies: "Forsake surfing, try to actually confide"
(by Jason Lofts)

China says its gender imbalance 'most serious' in the world

(Yahoo! News)
Photo: Amanda Richards


China says its gender imbalance is the 'most serious' in the world = Shh! A scientist has said "try cloning more desirable women. Use it!"
(by Julian Lofts)

Thursday, January 22, 2015

Israel on high alert for possible Hezbollah retaliation

(AOL)
Photo: Hello World Media


Israel's on high alert for possible Hezbollah retaliation = I see all Zion has phobia of all lethal terrorist neighbors
(by Jason Lofts)

Anti-Islamization leader steps down amid uproar over Hitler selfie

(CNN)
Photo: Hello World Media


Patriotic Europeans Against the Islamization of the West = I see a spectator item: it's a photo of a nazi wingnut as Hitler
(by Rosie Perera)

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Pope Francis: No Catholic need to breed 'like rabbits'

(BBC)
Photo: Margaret


Pope Francis says no Catholic need to breed 'like rabbits' = Birth control I'd practise: No baby if no seeds escape/leak.
(by Julian Lofts)

Monday, January 19, 2015

Man dies after three-day internet gaming binge

(Sydney Morning Herald)
Photo: Piers Nye


Sudden death from prolonged computer gaming = Man slumped there from enduring at PC. Good God!
(by Rosie Perera)

Sunday, January 18, 2015

The Imitation Game Movie Review: Benedict Cumberbatch is mind-blowing as the enigmatic Alan Turing

(India.com)
Photo: Steve Rogers


Benedict Cumberpatch plays Alan Turing in 'The Imitation Game' = Main brain at Bletchley unit computing Enigma cipher dataset
(by Julian Lofts)

Guantanamo Diary: "The torture squad was so well trained that they were performing almost perfect crimes"

(The Guardian)
Photo: Andrew Becraft


Guantanamo Bay Diary: "The torture squad was so well trained that they were performing almost perfect crimes" = 'We regularly waterboarded the important Al-Qaeda suspects to near suffocation, harming them. Try wet misery!'
(by Julian Lofts)

Come and decipher the Enigma with Alan Turing

(Deccan Herald)
Illustration: Charis Tsevis


Codebreaker Alan Mathison Turing = So that rare brain unlocked Enigma

Codebreaker Alan Mathison Turing = Bloke churned anagram iterations
(by Jason Lofts)

Saturday, January 17, 2015

It makes no sense for Mitt Romney to run for president again

(Washington Post)
Photo: DonkeyHotey


It makes no sense for Mitt Romney to run for president again = Noisier mad ranter! GOP monkey's intent's a tiresome turn-off!
(by Maurice Goddard)

It makes no sense for Mitt Romney to run for president again = Man's stupid, freak intent. No more misery, no reason! Forget it!
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Friday, January 16, 2015

Cabu, Charb, Honore, Tignous, Wolinski

(Slate (France))
Illustrations: Claude Hercent


Among the fourteen innocent persons shot dead at Charlie Hebdo in Paris: Cabu, Charb, Honore, Tignous, Wolinski = High noon: Abrupt end as insane Kouachi brothers obliterate French cartoonists, down policemen. Enough said!
(by Jason Lofts)

The Provocative History of French Weekly Newspaper Charlie Hebdo

(Time)
Photo: mamasuco


Hebdomadaire = Arab demo. Hide!
(by Julian Lofts)

Hebdomadaire = Bad media? Hero!
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Charlie Hebdo 'survivors' edition' sells out in minutes

(Reuters)
Photo: Staci Kramer


Charlie Hebdo 'survivors' edition' sells out in minutes = Inclusive, it shuns heinous, mad, evil, bloodiest terror.
(by Maurice Goddard)

Success in world's hardest rock climb

(The New Zealand Herald)
Photo: Bogumil Kozera


Success in the world's hardest rock climb of El Capitan = Two stoic climbers, cracked hands, inch up. Fearless lot!
(by Julian Lofts)

Pope Francis Sees Limits to Freedom of Speech

(The Wall Street Journal)
Photo: Papist


Pope Francis Sees Limits to Freedom of Speech = Let Commie censorship? See, Pope's offer is daft!
(by Maurice Goddard)

What if all the male political leaders had been removed from the Paris march?

(Washington Post)
Photo: Waterford Whispers News


The ultra-orthodox Israeli newspaper HaMevaser = Alas, the uproar, as we removed three harlots in pix
(by Rosie Perera)

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Swedish children's TV dancing genitals cartoon sparks parental outcry

(The Guardian)


Swedish dancing genitals cartoon = What? Gonads concerning idealists
(by Julian Lofts)

Farrah Abraham shows the downside of plastic surgery

(CNN)
Photo: Hot Gossip Italia


A lip augmentation procedure gone horribly wrong = Picture horrid inelegant bulge. O, poor angry woman!
(by Rosie Perera)

Prince Andrew allegation: First pictures of paedo tycoon Jeffrey Epstein's £4k-a-night island lair

(The Daily Mirror)
Photo: DonnaG


Lolita Express = Sex parties! LOL!
(by Jason Lofts)