France finish seventh in Bocuse d'Or 'the cooking world cup' -- a new low

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Bocuse d'Or

France finish seventh in Bocuse d'Or = Chefs burn fish in oven. Desecration!

(by Julian Lofts)

Romney: Clinton Acted 'Cluelessly' On World Stage As Secretary Of State

(CBS DC)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

Romney: Clinton Acted 'Cluelessly' On World Stage As Secretary Of State = A near recent cogent study analysed Mitt: Clearly lots of loose screws!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Hezbollah will pay 'full price' for deadly attack: Israel

(Daily Mail)

Photo: Broń Pancerna

Hezbollah will pay 'full price' for deadly attack: Israel = Curb that ill wild call of 'kill'! Eye for eye hazard appals.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Obama Meets New Saudi King

(The Wall Street Journal)

Photo: KuwaitNews

Obama meets King Salman in Riyadh = Yank and Arab Moslem in this image

(by Jason Lofts)

How the European dream is dying, state by state

(The Daily Telegraph)

Illustration: Charis Tsevis

Anti-austerity Syriza have won the Greek elections = I state that they gravely weaken Euro; Zone in crisis.

(by Chris Sturdy)

Doomsday Clock moved two minutes closer to midnight

(CNN)

Photo: Ghostsigns

The Doomsday Clock has been moved two minutes closer to midnight this year ~ due to stormy climate change not homicides, somebody thinks. Save the world!

(by Julian Lofts)

California measles outbreak grows to 68 cases

(CNN)

Photo: Dave Haygarth

Measles outbreak in California = A time of illness back in our area

(by Rosie Perera)

Pope Francis to Families: Get Off Your Screens and Actually Talk to Each Other

(Time)

Illustration: Keoni Cabral

Pope Francis to families: Get off your screens and actually talk to each other = Papa (one some call Father) to techies: "Forsake surfing, try to actually confide"

(by Jason Lofts)

China says its gender imbalance 'most serious' in the world

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Amanda Richards

China says its gender imbalance is the 'most serious' in the world = Shh! A scientist has said "try cloning more desirable women. Use it!"

(by Julian Lofts)

Israel on high alert for possible Hezbollah retaliation

(AOL)

Photo: Hello World Media

Israel's on high alert for possible Hezbollah retaliation = I see all Zion has phobia of all lethal terrorist neighbors

(by Jason Lofts)

Anti-Islamization leader steps down amid uproar over Hitler selfie

(CNN)

Photo: Hello World Media

Patriotic Europeans Against the Islamization of the West = I see a spectator item: it's a photo of a nazi wingnut as Hitler

(by Rosie Perera)

Pope Francis: No Catholic need to breed 'like rabbits'

(BBC)

Photo: Margaret

Pope Francis says no Catholic need to breed 'like rabbits' = Birth control I'd practise: No baby if no seeds escape/leak.

(by Julian Lofts)

Man dies after three-day internet gaming binge

(Sydney Morning Herald)

Photo: Piers Nye

Sudden death from prolonged computer gaming = Man slumped there from enduring at PC. Good God!

(by Rosie Perera)

The Imitation Game Movie Review: Benedict Cumberbatch is mind-blowing as the enigmatic Alan Turing

(India.com)

Photo: Steve Rogers

Benedict Cumberpatch plays Alan Turing in 'The Imitation Game' = Main brain at Bletchley unit computing Enigma cipher dataset

(by Julian Lofts)

Guantanamo Diary: "The torture squad was so well trained that they were performing almost perfect crimes"

(The Guardian)

Photo: Andrew Becraft

Guantanamo Bay Diary: "The torture squad was so well trained that they were performing almost perfect crimes" = 'We regularly waterboarded the important Al-Qaeda suspects to near suffocation, harming them. Try wet misery!'

(by Julian Lofts)

Come and decipher the Enigma with Alan Turing

(Deccan Herald)

Illustration: Charis Tsevis

Codebreaker Alan Mathison Turing = So that rare brain unlocked Enigma

Codebreaker Alan Mathison Turing = Bloke churned anagram iterations

(by Jason Lofts)

It makes no sense for Mitt Romney to run for president again

(Washington Post)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

It makes no sense for Mitt Romney to run for president again = Noisier mad ranter! GOP monkey's intent's a tiresome turn-off!

(by Maurice Goddard)

It makes no sense for Mitt Romney to run for president again = Man's stupid, freak intent. No more misery, no reason! Forget it!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Cabu, Charb, Honore, Tignous, Wolinski

(Slate (France))

Illustrations: Claude Hercent

Among the fourteen innocent persons shot dead at Charlie Hebdo in Paris: Cabu, Charb, Honore, Tignous, Wolinski = High noon: Abrupt end as insane Kouachi brothers obliterate French cartoonists, down policemen. Enough said!

(by Jason Lofts)

The Provocative History of French Weekly Newspaper Charlie Hebdo

(Time)

Photo: mamasuco

Hebdomadaire = Arab demo. Hide!

(by Julian Lofts)

Hebdomadaire = Bad media? Hero!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Charlie Hebdo 'survivors' edition' sells out in minutes

(Reuters)

Photo: Staci Kramer

Charlie Hebdo 'survivors' edition' sells out in minutes = Inclusive, it shuns heinous, mad, evil, bloodiest terror.

(by Maurice Goddard)