Protest interrupts Muslim Day at Texas Capitol

(CNN)

Photo: Manuel Garza

Protest interrupts Muslim Day at the Texas Capitol = Islam's Prophet displays a tantrum to cite true text

(by Rosie Perera)

Meet Rodrigo Alves, The New 'Human Ken Doll'

(Huffington Post)

Photo: nienamoje nerwy

Rodrigo Alves is newest 'Human Ken Doll' = Male's surgeon's handiwork evident. LOL!

(by Jason Lofts)

Why Mitt Romney bowed out

(CNN)

Video: DonkeyHotey

Mitt Romney bows out = Bye to US Mormon twit

(by Rosie Perera)

Water Diviner nothing to Crowe about

(Stuff.co.nz)


Russell Crowe stars in film "The Water Diviner" = WWI villains, trenches, torture...drear selfism

(by Julian Lofts)

Watch: New 'Terminator: Genisys' trailer stars Arnold Schwarzenegger

(Mercury News)


Arnie gets stormy in ~ Terminator Genisys

(by Jason Lofts)

France finish seventh in Bocuse d'Or 'the cooking world cup' -- a new low

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Bocuse d'Or

France finish seventh in Bocuse d'Or = Chefs burn fish in oven. Desecration!

(by Julian Lofts)

Romney: Clinton Acted 'Cluelessly' On World Stage As Secretary Of State

(CBS DC)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

Romney: Clinton Acted 'Cluelessly' On World Stage As Secretary Of State = A near recent cogent study analysed Mitt: Clearly lots of loose screws!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Hezbollah will pay 'full price' for deadly attack: Israel

(Daily Mail)

Photo: Broń Pancerna

Hezbollah will pay 'full price' for deadly attack: Israel = Curb that ill wild call of 'kill'! Eye for eye hazard appals.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Obama Meets New Saudi King

(The Wall Street Journal)

Photo: KuwaitNews

Obama meets King Salman in Riyadh = Yank and Arab Moslem in this image

(by Jason Lofts)

How the European dream is dying, state by state

(The Daily Telegraph)

Illustration: Charis Tsevis

Anti-austerity Syriza have won the Greek elections = I state that they gravely weaken Euro; Zone in crisis.

(by Chris Sturdy)

Doomsday Clock moved two minutes closer to midnight

(CNN)

Photo: Ghostsigns

The Doomsday Clock has been moved two minutes closer to midnight this year ~ due to stormy climate change not homicides, somebody thinks. Save the world!

(by Julian Lofts)

California measles outbreak grows to 68 cases

(CNN)

Photo: Dave Haygarth

Measles outbreak in California = A time of illness back in our area

(by Rosie Perera)

Pope Francis to Families: Get Off Your Screens and Actually Talk to Each Other

(Time)

Illustration: Keoni Cabral

Pope Francis to families: Get off your screens and actually talk to each other = Papa (one some call Father) to techies: "Forsake surfing, try to actually confide"

(by Jason Lofts)

China says its gender imbalance 'most serious' in the world

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Amanda Richards

China says its gender imbalance is the 'most serious' in the world = Shh! A scientist has said "try cloning more desirable women. Use it!"

(by Julian Lofts)

Israel on high alert for possible Hezbollah retaliation

(AOL)

Photo: Hello World Media

Israel's on high alert for possible Hezbollah retaliation = I see all Zion has phobia of all lethal terrorist neighbors

(by Jason Lofts)

Anti-Islamization leader steps down amid uproar over Hitler selfie

(CNN)

Photo: Hello World Media

Patriotic Europeans Against the Islamization of the West = I see a spectator item: it's a photo of a nazi wingnut as Hitler

(by Rosie Perera)

Pope Francis: No Catholic need to breed 'like rabbits'

(BBC)

Photo: Margaret

Pope Francis says no Catholic need to breed 'like rabbits' = Birth control I'd practise: No baby if no seeds escape/leak.

(by Julian Lofts)

Man dies after three-day internet gaming binge

(Sydney Morning Herald)

Photo: Piers Nye

Sudden death from prolonged computer gaming = Man slumped there from enduring at PC. Good God!

(by Rosie Perera)

The Imitation Game Movie Review: Benedict Cumberbatch is mind-blowing as the enigmatic Alan Turing

(India.com)

Photo: Steve Rogers

Benedict Cumberpatch plays Alan Turing in 'The Imitation Game' = Main brain at Bletchley unit computing Enigma cipher dataset

(by Julian Lofts)

Guantanamo Diary: "The torture squad was so well trained that they were performing almost perfect crimes"

(The Guardian)

Photo: Andrew Becraft

Guantanamo Bay Diary: "The torture squad was so well trained that they were performing almost perfect crimes" = 'We regularly waterboarded the important Al-Qaeda suspects to near suffocation, harming them. Try wet misery!'

(by Julian Lofts)