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Sunday, February 1, 2015

Stephen Fry calls God an 'evil, capricious, monstrous maniac'

(The Guardian)


Stephen Fry calls God an 'evil, capricious, monstrous maniac' = A concern: Allah's more so! Guy prompts uncivilised fanatics!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Elementary Teachers Under Fire After Forcing 'Poop Inspections' On Students

(Huffington Post)


Texas elementary teachers under fire after forcing 'poop inspections' on students = Indecent idea for search in youngsters' panties for excrement. Lot of parents upset.
(by Jason Lofts)

Saturday, January 31, 2015

Protest interrupts Muslim Day at Texas Capitol

(CNN)
Photo: Manuel Garza


Protest interrupts Muslim Day at the Texas Capitol = Islam's Prophet displays a tantrum to cite true text
(by Rosie Perera)

Meet Rodrigo Alves, The New 'Human Ken Doll'

(Huffington Post)
Photo: nienamoje nerwy


Rodrigo Alves is newest 'Human Ken Doll' = Male's surgeon's handiwork evident. LOL!
(by Jason Lofts)

Why Mitt Romney bowed out

(CNN)
Video: DonkeyHotey


Mitt Romney bows out = Bye to US Mormon twit
(by Rosie Perera)

Friday, January 30, 2015

Water Diviner nothing to Crowe about

(Stuff.co.nz)


Russell Crowe stars in film "The Water Diviner" = WWI villains, trenches, torture...drear selfism
(by Julian Lofts)

Watch: New 'Terminator: Genisys' trailer stars Arnold Schwarzenegger

(Mercury News)


Arnie gets stormy in ~ Terminator Genisys
(by Jason Lofts)

Thursday, January 29, 2015

France finish seventh in Bocuse d'Or 'the cooking world cup' -- a new low

(The Daily Telegraph)
Photo: Bocuse d'Or


France finish seventh in Bocuse d'Or = Chefs burn fish in oven. Desecration!
(by Julian Lofts)

Romney: Clinton Acted 'Cluelessly' On World Stage As Secretary Of State

(CBS DC)
Photo: DonkeyHotey


Romney: Clinton Acted 'Cluelessly' On World Stage As Secretary Of State = A near recent cogent study analysed Mitt: Clearly lots of loose screws!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Hezbollah will pay 'full price' for deadly attack: Israel

(Daily Mail)
Photo: BroĊ„ Pancerna


Hezbollah will pay 'full price' for deadly attack: Israel = Curb that ill wild call of 'kill'! Eye for eye hazard appals.
(by Maurice Goddard)

Obama Meets New Saudi King

(The Wall Street Journal)
Photo: KuwaitNews


Obama meets King Salman in Riyadh = Yank and Arab Moslem in this image
(by Jason Lofts)

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

How the European dream is dying, state by state

(The Daily Telegraph)
Illustration: Charis Tsevis


Anti-austerity Syriza have won the Greek elections = I state that they gravely weaken Euro; Zone in crisis.
(by Chris Sturdy)

Monday, January 26, 2015

Doomsday Clock moved two minutes closer to midnight

(CNN)
Photo: Ghostsigns


The Doomsday Clock has been moved two minutes closer to midnight this year ~ due to stormy climate change not homicides, somebody thinks. Save the world!
(by Julian Lofts)

Saturday, January 24, 2015

California measles outbreak grows to 68 cases

(CNN)
Photo: Dave Haygarth


Measles outbreak in California = A time of illness back in our area
(by Rosie Perera)

Friday, January 23, 2015

Pope Francis to Families: Get Off Your Screens and Actually Talk to Each Other

(Time)
Illustration: Keoni Cabral


Pope Francis to families: Get off your screens and actually talk to each other = Papa (one some call Father) to techies: "Forsake surfing, try to actually confide"
(by Jason Lofts)

China says its gender imbalance 'most serious' in the world

(Yahoo! News)
Photo: Amanda Richards


China says its gender imbalance is the 'most serious' in the world = Shh! A scientist has said "try cloning more desirable women. Use it!"
(by Julian Lofts)

Thursday, January 22, 2015

Israel on high alert for possible Hezbollah retaliation

(AOL)
Photo: Hello World Media


Israel's on high alert for possible Hezbollah retaliation = I see all Zion has phobia of all lethal terrorist neighbors
(by Jason Lofts)

Anti-Islamization leader steps down amid uproar over Hitler selfie

(CNN)
Photo: Hello World Media


Patriotic Europeans Against the Islamization of the West = I see a spectator item: it's a photo of a nazi wingnut as Hitler
(by Rosie Perera)

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Pope Francis: No Catholic need to breed 'like rabbits'

(BBC)
Photo: Margaret


Pope Francis says no Catholic need to breed 'like rabbits' = Birth control I'd practise: No baby if no seeds escape/leak.
(by Julian Lofts)

Monday, January 19, 2015

Man dies after three-day internet gaming binge

(Sydney Morning Herald)
Photo: Piers Nye


Sudden death from prolonged computer gaming = Man slumped there from enduring at PC. Good God!
(by Rosie Perera)