Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch to become rehab facility

(Yahoo!)

Photo: Jonathan Haeber

Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch to become a rehab facility = Ahem! An inconceivably tactless, macabre joke for children. Ha!

(by Julian Lofts)

'Heinous': Outrage After Claim That ISIS Killed Japanese Hostage

(NBC News)


'Heinous': Outrage after claim that ISIS killed Japanese hostage = The foe decapitate Asian journalist. "Hell, a gruesome task!" I sigh.

(by Jason Lofts)

Stephen Fry calls God an 'evil, capricious, monstrous maniac'

(The Guardian)


Stephen Fry calls God an 'evil, capricious, monstrous maniac' = A concern: Allah's more so! Guy prompts uncivilised fanatics!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Elementary Teachers Under Fire After Forcing 'Poop Inspections' On Students

(Huffington Post)


Texas elementary teachers under fire after forcing 'poop inspections' on students = Indecent idea for search in youngsters' panties for excrement. Lot of parents upset.

(by Jason Lofts)

Protest interrupts Muslim Day at Texas Capitol

(CNN)

Photo: Manuel Garza

Protest interrupts Muslim Day at the Texas Capitol = Islam's Prophet displays a tantrum to cite true text

(by Rosie Perera)

Meet Rodrigo Alves, The New 'Human Ken Doll'

(Huffington Post)

Photo: nienamoje nerwy

Rodrigo Alves is newest 'Human Ken Doll' = Male's surgeon's handiwork evident. LOL!

(by Jason Lofts)

Why Mitt Romney bowed out

(CNN)

Video: DonkeyHotey

Mitt Romney bows out = Bye to US Mormon twit

(by Rosie Perera)

Water Diviner nothing to Crowe about

(Stuff.co.nz)


Russell Crowe stars in film "The Water Diviner" = WWI villains, trenches, torture...drear selfism

(by Julian Lofts)

Watch: New 'Terminator: Genisys' trailer stars Arnold Schwarzenegger

(Mercury News)


Arnie gets stormy in ~ Terminator Genisys

(by Jason Lofts)

France finish seventh in Bocuse d'Or 'the cooking world cup' -- a new low

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Bocuse d'Or

France finish seventh in Bocuse d'Or = Chefs burn fish in oven. Desecration!

(by Julian Lofts)

Romney: Clinton Acted 'Cluelessly' On World Stage As Secretary Of State

(CBS DC)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

Romney: Clinton Acted 'Cluelessly' On World Stage As Secretary Of State = A near recent cogent study analysed Mitt: Clearly lots of loose screws!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Hezbollah will pay 'full price' for deadly attack: Israel

(Daily Mail)

Photo: Broń Pancerna

Hezbollah will pay 'full price' for deadly attack: Israel = Curb that ill wild call of 'kill'! Eye for eye hazard appals.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Obama Meets New Saudi King

(The Wall Street Journal)

Photo: KuwaitNews

Obama meets King Salman in Riyadh = Yank and Arab Moslem in this image

(by Jason Lofts)

How the European dream is dying, state by state

(The Daily Telegraph)

Illustration: Charis Tsevis

Anti-austerity Syriza have won the Greek elections = I state that they gravely weaken Euro; Zone in crisis.

(by Chris Sturdy)

Doomsday Clock moved two minutes closer to midnight

(CNN)

Photo: Ghostsigns

The Doomsday Clock has been moved two minutes closer to midnight this year ~ due to stormy climate change not homicides, somebody thinks. Save the world!

(by Julian Lofts)

California measles outbreak grows to 68 cases

(CNN)

Photo: Dave Haygarth

Measles outbreak in California = A time of illness back in our area

(by Rosie Perera)

Pope Francis to Families: Get Off Your Screens and Actually Talk to Each Other

(Time)

Illustration: Keoni Cabral

Pope Francis to families: Get off your screens and actually talk to each other = Papa (one some call Father) to techies: "Forsake surfing, try to actually confide"

(by Jason Lofts)

China says its gender imbalance 'most serious' in the world

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Amanda Richards

China says its gender imbalance is the 'most serious' in the world = Shh! A scientist has said "try cloning more desirable women. Use it!"

(by Julian Lofts)

Israel on high alert for possible Hezbollah retaliation

(AOL)

Photo: Hello World Media

Israel's on high alert for possible Hezbollah retaliation = I see all Zion has phobia of all lethal terrorist neighbors

(by Jason Lofts)

Anti-Islamization leader steps down amid uproar over Hitler selfie

(CNN)

Photo: Hello World Media

Patriotic Europeans Against the Islamization of the West = I see a spectator item: it's a photo of a nazi wingnut as Hitler

(by Rosie Perera)