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Sunday, February 8, 2015

Dominique Strauss-Kahn 'had no idea he was sleeping with prostitutes'

(The Daily Telegraph)
Photo: bixintx


Dominique Strauss-Kahn said he 'had no idea he was sleeping with prostitutes' = What's sin? I'm dispassionate. I had naps, thought nude ladies were quite kosher.
(by Julian Lofts)

Saturday, February 7, 2015

Isil's manifesto for women: Marriage at nine, a sedentary life and two years' maternity leave

(The Daily Telegraph)
Photo: David Holt


Isil's manifesto for women = Feminists remain fools. Ow!
(by Julian Lofts)

Friday, February 6, 2015

Pope says it's OK to spank children if you don't demean them

(CNN)
Photo: Catholic Church England


Pope says it's OK to spank children if you don't demean them = Reckon his mum often spanked the soppy nit? Dad easily too!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Thursday, February 5, 2015

McDonald's switches CEO amid image and menu struggles

(International Business Times)
Photo: Sarah


McDonald's switches CEO amid image and menu struggles = Menu's goddam crammed-in shit will cause congested gas!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Islamic State burns Jordanian pilot alive

(The Times of Israel)
Photo: time everydays


Lieutenant Moaz Kasasbeh = Human's ablaze. IS: "Take note!"
(by Jason Lofts)

Alexander Litvinenko 'thought Putin wasn't up to the job in secret service'

(The Independent)
Photo: Gwydion M Williams


Alexander Litvinenko 'thought Putin wasn't up to the job in secret service' = Thus one hates the villain Putin, once a KGB's joint undercover expert twit!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

"American Sniper" Hits Box Office Record

(CBS DFW)
Photo: remolacha.net


Clint Eastwood's "American Sniper" Hits Box Office Record = Combat and sinister exploits offer a crowd nice heroics!
(by Maurice Goddard)

No correlation between anti-vaccine views and political party, study finds

(Circa)
Photo: Gates Foundation


No correlation between anti-vaccine views and political party, study finds = Story ran widely: idiotic Republicans and even top wits on Left can act naive.
(by Rosie Perera)

Sunday, February 1, 2015

Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch to become rehab facility

(Yahoo!)
Photo: Jonathan Haeber


Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch to become a rehab facility = Ahem! An inconceivably tactless, macabre joke for children. Ha!
(by Julian Lofts)

'Heinous': Outrage After Claim That ISIS Killed Japanese Hostage

(NBC News)


'Heinous': Outrage after claim that ISIS killed Japanese hostage = The foe decapitate Asian journalist. "Hell, a gruesome task!" I sigh.
(by Jason Lofts)

Stephen Fry calls God an 'evil, capricious, monstrous maniac'

(The Guardian)


Stephen Fry calls God an 'evil, capricious, monstrous maniac' = A concern: Allah's more so! Guy prompts uncivilised fanatics!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Elementary Teachers Under Fire After Forcing 'Poop Inspections' On Students

(Huffington Post)


Texas elementary teachers under fire after forcing 'poop inspections' on students = Indecent idea for search in youngsters' panties for excrement. Lot of parents upset.
(by Jason Lofts)

Saturday, January 31, 2015

Protest interrupts Muslim Day at Texas Capitol

(CNN)
Photo: Manuel Garza


Protest interrupts Muslim Day at the Texas Capitol = Islam's Prophet displays a tantrum to cite true text
(by Rosie Perera)

Meet Rodrigo Alves, The New 'Human Ken Doll'

(Huffington Post)
Photo: nienamoje nerwy


Rodrigo Alves is newest 'Human Ken Doll' = Male's surgeon's handiwork evident. LOL!
(by Jason Lofts)

Why Mitt Romney bowed out

(CNN)
Video: DonkeyHotey


Mitt Romney bows out = Bye to US Mormon twit
(by Rosie Perera)

Friday, January 30, 2015

Water Diviner nothing to Crowe about

(Stuff.co.nz)


Russell Crowe stars in film "The Water Diviner" = WWI villains, trenches, torture...drear selfism
(by Julian Lofts)

Watch: New 'Terminator: Genisys' trailer stars Arnold Schwarzenegger

(Mercury News)


Arnie gets stormy in ~ Terminator Genisys
(by Jason Lofts)

Thursday, January 29, 2015

France finish seventh in Bocuse d'Or 'the cooking world cup' -- a new low

(The Daily Telegraph)
Photo: Bocuse d'Or


France finish seventh in Bocuse d'Or = Chefs burn fish in oven. Desecration!
(by Julian Lofts)

Romney: Clinton Acted 'Cluelessly' On World Stage As Secretary Of State

(CBS DC)
Photo: DonkeyHotey


Romney: Clinton Acted 'Cluelessly' On World Stage As Secretary Of State = A near recent cogent study analysed Mitt: Clearly lots of loose screws!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Hezbollah will pay 'full price' for deadly attack: Israel

(Daily Mail)
Photo: BroĊ„ Pancerna


Hezbollah will pay 'full price' for deadly attack: Israel = Curb that ill wild call of 'kill'! Eye for eye hazard appals.
(by Maurice Goddard)