Greece: Greenspan predicts exit from euro inevitable

(BBC)

Photo: Norse Graphics

Greenspan predicts exit from euro inevitable = Prominent US expert said final bit over Greece

(by Jason Lofts)

Military Spouses Hacked, Threatened by Alleged ISIS Sympathizer

(NBC News)

Photo: DVIDSHUB

Military spouses = ISIS tramples you

(by Rosie Perera)

Disgraced finance chief Strauss Kahn tells 'pimping' trial he 'only' managed to attend 12 orgies in three years

(Daily Mail)

Cartoon: NaOH

Dominique Strauss-Kahn on charges of proxenetism = Man sent hookers for sex orgies. Acquit? Punish? Damn?

(by Jason Lofts)

Angela Merkel faces moment of truth as war and default threaten Europe's unity

(Sydney Morning Herald)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

Angela Merkel faces moment of truth as war and default threaten Europe's unity = Deutschland woman PM hugely fears latent Eastern matter (Ukraine), fate of Euro

(by Jason Lofts)

China's secret plan to topple the US as the world's superpower

(New York Post)

Map: Tracy Lee Carroll

China's secret plan to topple the US as the world's superpower = Oh hell, PRC's apparent purpose's to screw whole United States!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Dominique Strauss-Kahn 'had no idea he was sleeping with prostitutes'

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: bixintx

Dominique Strauss-Kahn said he 'had no idea he was sleeping with prostitutes' = What's sin? I'm dispassionate. I had naps, thought nude ladies were quite kosher.

(by Julian Lofts)

Isil's manifesto for women: Marriage at nine, a sedentary life and two years' maternity leave

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: David Holt

Isil's manifesto for women = Feminists remain fools. Ow!

(by Julian Lofts)

Pope says it's OK to spank children if you don't demean them

(CNN)

Photo: Catholic Church England

Pope says it's OK to spank children if you don't demean them = Reckon his mum often spanked the soppy nit? Dad easily too!

(by Maurice Goddard)

McDonald's switches CEO amid image and menu struggles

(International Business Times)

Photo: Sarah

McDonald's switches CEO amid image and menu struggles = Menu's goddam crammed-in shit will cause congested gas!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Islamic State burns Jordanian pilot alive

(The Times of Israel)

Photo: time everydays

Lieutenant Moaz Kasasbeh = Human's ablaze. IS: "Take note!"

(by Jason Lofts)

Alexander Litvinenko 'thought Putin wasn't up to the job in secret service'

(The Independent)

Photo: Gwydion M Williams

Alexander Litvinenko 'thought Putin wasn't up to the job in secret service' = Thus one hates the villain Putin, once a KGB's joint undercover expert twit!

(by Maurice Goddard)

"American Sniper" Hits Box Office Record

(CBS DFW)

Photo: remolacha.net

Clint Eastwood's "American Sniper" Hits Box Office Record = Combat and sinister exploits offer a crowd nice heroics!

(by Maurice Goddard)

No correlation between anti-vaccine views and political party, study finds

(Circa)

Photo: Gates Foundation

No correlation between anti-vaccine views and political party, study finds = Story ran widely: idiotic Republicans and even top wits on Left can act naive.

(by Rosie Perera)

Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch to become rehab facility

(Yahoo!)

Photo: Jonathan Haeber

Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch to become a rehab facility = Ahem! An inconceivably tactless, macabre joke for children. Ha!

(by Julian Lofts)

'Heinous': Outrage After Claim That ISIS Killed Japanese Hostage

(NBC News)


'Heinous': Outrage after claim that ISIS killed Japanese hostage = The foe decapitate Asian journalist. "Hell, a gruesome task!" I sigh.

(by Jason Lofts)

Stephen Fry calls God an 'evil, capricious, monstrous maniac'

(The Guardian)


Stephen Fry calls God an 'evil, capricious, monstrous maniac' = A concern: Allah's more so! Guy prompts uncivilised fanatics!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Elementary Teachers Under Fire After Forcing 'Poop Inspections' On Students

(Huffington Post)


Texas elementary teachers under fire after forcing 'poop inspections' on students = Indecent idea for search in youngsters' panties for excrement. Lot of parents upset.

(by Jason Lofts)

Protest interrupts Muslim Day at Texas Capitol

(CNN)

Photo: Manuel Garza

Protest interrupts Muslim Day at the Texas Capitol = Islam's Prophet displays a tantrum to cite true text

(by Rosie Perera)

Meet Rodrigo Alves, The New 'Human Ken Doll'

(Huffington Post)

Photo: nienamoje nerwy

Rodrigo Alves is newest 'Human Ken Doll' = Male's surgeon's handiwork evident. LOL!

(by Jason Lofts)

Why Mitt Romney bowed out

(CNN)

Video: DonkeyHotey

Mitt Romney bows out = Bye to US Mormon twit

(by Rosie Perera)