Eight Million Tons of Plastic Dumped in Ocean Every Year

(National Geographic)

Photo: Onny Carr

We dump eight million metric tons of plastic debris into the ocean each year = I see humanity's one terrific ecological problem with depths contaminated

(by Jason Lofts)

It's a 'blood-soaked conspiracy'

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Ken Lee

The 'blood-soaked conspiracy' of Valentine's Day ~ and evident as proof anybody likes chocolates

(by Julian Lofts)

Pope to new cardinals: Put aside pride, jealousy, anger

(USA Today)

Photo: President Sri Lanka

Pope Francis delivers tough-love message to new cardinals: Put aside pride, jealousy and self-interests and instead exercise perfect charity = Crestfallen Papa: "You (expletive deleted) depraved , cross-dressing, effete pederasts, i.e. women/girls... You antichristian, anachronistic Judases...!"

(by Jason Lofts)

Plan to broadcast messages to alien worlds leaves cosmologists worrying

(The Independent)

Photo: Gary

The acronym SETI means Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence = Hmm. Errs in secretly alerting alien rat-races to existence of Earth.

(by Julian Lofts)

More Fighting In Ukraine After Peace Deal

(Sky News)

Photo: Joe Flood

More Fighting In Ukraine After Peace Deal = Reeking fat maniac, ogre Putin, failed here.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Palestinians call for boycott of Israeli goods

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Gueorgui Tcherednitchenko

Palestinians call for boycott of Israeli goods = Locals' obligation is "Don't pay for foe's articles!"

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Costa Concordia captain convicted in deadly shipwreck

(CNN)

Photo: Hot Gossip Italia

Costa Concordia captain convicted in deadly shipwreck = Cap decisive action on cad and cowardly prick, Schettino.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Greece: Greenspan predicts exit from euro inevitable

(BBC)

Photo: Norse Graphics

Greenspan predicts exit from euro inevitable = Prominent US expert said final bit over Greece

(by Jason Lofts)

Military Spouses Hacked, Threatened by Alleged ISIS Sympathizer

(NBC News)

Photo: DVIDSHUB

Military spouses = ISIS tramples you

(by Rosie Perera)

Disgraced finance chief Strauss Kahn tells 'pimping' trial he 'only' managed to attend 12 orgies in three years

(Daily Mail)

Cartoon: NaOH

Dominique Strauss-Kahn on charges of proxenetism = Man sent hookers for sex orgies. Acquit? Punish? Damn?

(by Jason Lofts)

Angela Merkel faces moment of truth as war and default threaten Europe's unity

(Sydney Morning Herald)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

Angela Merkel faces moment of truth as war and default threaten Europe's unity = Deutschland woman PM hugely fears latent Eastern matter (Ukraine), fate of Euro

(by Jason Lofts)

China's secret plan to topple the US as the world's superpower

(New York Post)

Map: Tracy Lee Carroll

China's secret plan to topple the US as the world's superpower = Oh hell, PRC's apparent purpose's to screw whole United States!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Dominique Strauss-Kahn 'had no idea he was sleeping with prostitutes'

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: bixintx

Dominique Strauss-Kahn said he 'had no idea he was sleeping with prostitutes' = What's sin? I'm dispassionate. I had naps, thought nude ladies were quite kosher.

(by Julian Lofts)

Isil's manifesto for women: Marriage at nine, a sedentary life and two years' maternity leave

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: David Holt

Isil's manifesto for women = Feminists remain fools. Ow!

(by Julian Lofts)

Pope says it's OK to spank children if you don't demean them

(CNN)

Photo: Catholic Church England

Pope says it's OK to spank children if you don't demean them = Reckon his mum often spanked the soppy nit? Dad easily too!

(by Maurice Goddard)

McDonald's switches CEO amid image and menu struggles

(International Business Times)

Photo: Sarah

McDonald's switches CEO amid image and menu struggles = Menu's goddam crammed-in shit will cause congested gas!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Islamic State burns Jordanian pilot alive

(The Times of Israel)

Photo: time everydays

Lieutenant Moaz Kasasbeh = Human's ablaze. IS: "Take note!"

(by Jason Lofts)

Alexander Litvinenko 'thought Putin wasn't up to the job in secret service'

(The Independent)

Photo: Gwydion M Williams

Alexander Litvinenko 'thought Putin wasn't up to the job in secret service' = Thus one hates the villain Putin, once a KGB's joint undercover expert twit!

(by Maurice Goddard)

"American Sniper" Hits Box Office Record

(CBS DFW)

Photo: remolacha.net

Clint Eastwood's "American Sniper" Hits Box Office Record = Combat and sinister exploits offer a crowd nice heroics!

(by Maurice Goddard)

No correlation between anti-vaccine views and political party, study finds

(Circa)

Photo: Gates Foundation

No correlation between anti-vaccine views and political party, study finds = Story ran widely: idiotic Republicans and even top wits on Left can act naive.

(by Rosie Perera)