Ronda Rousey destroys Cat Zingano in just 14 seconds at UFC 184

(Yahoo! Sports)

Bantamweight mixed martial arts fighter Ronda Jean Rousey = Armamentaria: boxing, judo, wrestling. Aftermath - yeah, it's red!

(by Julian Lofts)

Boris Nemtsov Joins List of Dead Vladimir Putin Critics

(ABC News)

Photo: Jay

The murdered Russian politician Boris Nemtsov = A vicious stern mobster (Putin?) ordered him slain

(by Jason Lofts)

The Hyperloop is coming: Elon Musk's radical plan to let people travel in 760 mph tubes will be tested in California next year

(Daily Mail)

Photo: Sam Churchill

Inventor Elon Musk = Monolink ventures

(by Julian Lofts)

Moscow Prepares for March Commemorating Russian Opposition

(VOA News)

Photo: Lithuanian Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Moscow Prepares for March Commemorating Russian Opposition Leader = Weep! Crime of horror! Appears moron Commie, Mr Putin, got a cold assassin?

(by Maurice Goddard)

Kardashians' reported $100 million deal a crime against humanity

(Melfort Journal)

Photo: BiggerPictureImages.com

"You'll be seeing a lot more of the Kardashian family." = E!: They guarantee millions for fake maids' ballyhoo

(by Jason Lofts)

Russian Patriots Want to Rename Their Town 'Putin'

(The Moscow Times)

Map: Wikimedia

Russian Patriots Want to Rename Their Town 'Putin' = O! A super epithet to a Russian rat 'n' worm 'n' nit 'n' twit!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Samantha chooses all my clothes when we go shopping, admits David Cameron

(The Daily Express)

Photo: Number 10

Samantha chooses all my clothes when we go shopping, admits David Cameron = All pants which she's chosen have a tag ''I'm Tory PM ~ Odd Case ~ I'm Mad" logo sewn on!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Oscars 2015: Eddie Redmayne wins best actor

(BBC)

Photo: Disney | ABC Television

The British actor Eddie Redmayne = They added me in their Oscar-tribe

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Kim Jong-Un: North Korea Must Be Combat Ready

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Zennie Abraham

Kim Jong-Un: North Korea Must Be Combat Ready = Huge bum ranted on! Moronic batty jerk's amok!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Royal flush: Prince Charles visits London sewage tunnel

(Yahoo! News)


Royal flush: Prince Charles visits London sewage tunnel = Well I never! So uncanny? Sounds right place for the ill ass!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Columba Bush's lavish spending habits scrutinized

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Wikimedia

Bush's wife Columba = Focus/whim: baubles

(by Julian Lofts)

Oscars 2015: Eddie Redmayne wins best actor

(BBC)

Photo: Disney | ABC Television

Eddie Redmayne wins an Oscar for Best Actor = See Academy's conferred its award on Briton

(by Jason Lofts)

US Marines on the Ground in Iraq as ISIS Burns 45 Alive

(Yahoo!)

Photo: remolacha

The ISIS burning massacre = Hate nurses racism, big sin

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Matt 'Megatoad' Stonie Sets Bacon Eating World Record

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Mark

Matt 'Megatoad' Stonie sets bacon eating world record = We too admit contestant gorged on America's best lard

(by Jason Lofts)

1000-Year-Old Chinese Mummy Gets CT Scan in Amersfoort

(NL Times)

Photo: Jan van Esch / Meander Medisch Centrum

Thousand-year-old Chinese mummy gets CT scan in Amersfoort = Done, team confirms hunch: Mystery gold statue's core is a man!

(by Dharam)

Man beats wife on wedding night after failing to get her dress off

(New York Post)

Photo: Facebook

Gavin Golightly beat Amy Dawson = A blond gal got way heavy smiting

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Jeb Bush: "I am my own man"

(MSNBC)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Jeb Bush, you're so dim to say 'I am my own man' = A hominid's mumbo jumbo. Anyway, see story...

(by Julian Lofts)

"It's Belgium, it's France, it's now Denmark"- Danish Justice Minister

(Yahoo! News)


"It's Belgium, it's France, it's now Denmark"- Danish Justice Minister = In fact, I murmur: Jihadists slew innocent residents. Big mistake!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Cindy Crawford lingerie image stirs debate over what 'real women' look like

(CNN)

Photo: Marie Claire

The US supermodel Cindy Crawford = Mad, wild cry of press: "Unretouched!"

(by Jason Lofts)

Artist Claims Hanging Penis Sculptures Are Clouds

(Huffington Post)


Artist claims hanging penis sculptures are clouds = Press criticises strange and giant "cumulo-phallus"

Artist claims hanging penis sculptures are clouds = Strange passing phallic cumulus censored. Is it art?

(by Jason Lofts)