Bill Gates named world's richest person for 16th time

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

Bill Gates named world's richest person for sixteenth time = Mr Shrewd-Mega-Billionaire excels to NO spendthrift's test!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Paris night drone mystery deepens

(BBC)

Photo: Luke Ma

The Paris night drone mystery deepens = Heed martyrs espying the President, no?

(by Julian Lofts)

Ronda Rousey destroys Cat Zingano in just 14 seconds at UFC 184

(Yahoo! Sports)

Bantamweight mixed martial arts fighter Ronda Jean Rousey = Armamentaria: boxing, judo, wrestling. Aftermath - yeah, it's red!

(by Julian Lofts)

Boris Nemtsov Joins List of Dead Vladimir Putin Critics

(ABC News)

Photo: Jay

The murdered Russian politician Boris Nemtsov = A vicious stern mobster (Putin?) ordered him slain

(by Jason Lofts)

The Hyperloop is coming: Elon Musk's radical plan to let people travel in 760 mph tubes will be tested in California next year

(Daily Mail)

Photo: Sam Churchill

Inventor Elon Musk = Monolink ventures

(by Julian Lofts)

Moscow Prepares for March Commemorating Russian Opposition

(VOA News)

Photo: Lithuanian Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Moscow Prepares for March Commemorating Russian Opposition Leader = Weep! Crime of horror! Appears moron Commie, Mr Putin, got a cold assassin?

(by Maurice Goddard)

Kardashians' reported $100 million deal a crime against humanity

(Melfort Journal)

Photo: BiggerPictureImages.com

"You'll be seeing a lot more of the Kardashian family." = E!: They guarantee millions for fake maids' ballyhoo

(by Jason Lofts)

Russian Patriots Want to Rename Their Town 'Putin'

(The Moscow Times)

Map: Wikimedia

Russian Patriots Want to Rename Their Town 'Putin' = O! A super epithet to a Russian rat 'n' worm 'n' nit 'n' twit!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Samantha chooses all my clothes when we go shopping, admits David Cameron

(The Daily Express)

Photo: Number 10

Samantha chooses all my clothes when we go shopping, admits David Cameron = All pants which she's chosen have a tag ''I'm Tory PM ~ Odd Case ~ I'm Mad" logo sewn on!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Oscars 2015: Eddie Redmayne wins best actor

(BBC)

Photo: Disney | ABC Television

The British actor Eddie Redmayne = They added me in their Oscar-tribe

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Kim Jong-Un: North Korea Must Be Combat Ready

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Zennie Abraham

Kim Jong-Un: North Korea Must Be Combat Ready = Huge bum ranted on! Moronic batty jerk's amok!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Royal flush: Prince Charles visits London sewage tunnel

(Yahoo! News)


Royal flush: Prince Charles visits London sewage tunnel = Well I never! So uncanny? Sounds right place for the ill ass!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Columba Bush's lavish spending habits scrutinized

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Wikimedia

Bush's wife Columba = Focus/whim: baubles

(by Julian Lofts)

Oscars 2015: Eddie Redmayne wins best actor

(BBC)

Photo: Disney | ABC Television

Eddie Redmayne wins an Oscar for Best Actor = See Academy's conferred its award on Briton

(by Jason Lofts)

US Marines on the Ground in Iraq as ISIS Burns 45 Alive

(Yahoo!)

Photo: remolacha

The ISIS burning massacre = Hate nurses racism, big sin

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Matt 'Megatoad' Stonie Sets Bacon Eating World Record

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Mark

Matt 'Megatoad' Stonie sets bacon eating world record = We too admit contestant gorged on America's best lard

(by Jason Lofts)

1000-Year-Old Chinese Mummy Gets CT Scan in Amersfoort

(NL Times)

Photo: Jan van Esch / Meander Medisch Centrum

Thousand-year-old Chinese mummy gets CT scan in Amersfoort = Done, team confirms hunch: Mystery gold statue's core is a man!

(by Dharam)

Man beats wife on wedding night after failing to get her dress off

(New York Post)

Photo: Facebook

Gavin Golightly beat Amy Dawson = A blond gal got way heavy smiting

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Jeb Bush: "I am my own man"

(MSNBC)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Jeb Bush, you're so dim to say 'I am my own man' = A hominid's mumbo jumbo. Anyway, see story...

(by Julian Lofts)

"It's Belgium, it's France, it's now Denmark"- Danish Justice Minister

(Yahoo! News)


"It's Belgium, it's France, it's now Denmark"- Danish Justice Minister = In fact, I murmur: Jihadists slew innocent residents. Big mistake!

(by Aronas Pinchas)