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Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Home-Made Religion

(Huffington Post)
Photo: Khalid Hameed


Home-Made Religion = Imam ego, holier end!
(by Robert Jordan)

Solar-powered plane takes off for round-the-world flight

(Washington Post)
Photo: Ed Mullin


Solar-powered plane takes off for round-the-world flight = Grand top work flew there! Herald not a drop of fossil fuel!

Oklahoma University Fraternity Closed After Racist Chant Video Posted

(National Public Radio)


Sigma Alpha Epsilon chapter = Aagh, help topple racism (a sin)!
(by Jason Lofts)

Monday, March 9, 2015

Dog Poisoned at Crufts Dog Show, Owner Claims

(Time)
Photo: The Kennel Club


A red setter is poisoned at the Crufts Dog Show, an owner claims = Murder? Canine pathologist's food/water tests showed arsenic!
(by Jason Lofts)

US tourists caught carving names into Rome's Colosseum

(The Guardian)
Photo: LoKan Sardari


US tourists caught carving their names into Rome's Colosseum = Malicious acts! Grooves cut might sure ruin the Romans' stones
(by Jason Lofts)

Saturday, March 7, 2015

Eric Holder Prepared To Dismantle Ferguson Police Department If 'Necessary'

(Huffington Post)
Photo: peoplesworld


Ferguson Police Department = Resentment; cop group failed
(by Jason Lofts)

Friday, March 6, 2015

Outcry over Isis destruction of ancient Assyrian site of Nimrud

(The Guardian)


The ancient Assyrian site of Nimrud = Ah, fact - ISIS destroy an eminent ruin
(by Julian Lofts)

Saudi Arabia, Jordan, and Egypt Unify to Battle ISIS--Is Iran Next?

(The Observer)
Photo: remolacha


Saudi Arabia, Jordan and Egypt Unify to Battle ISIS = Daily update out: Arabs join against fiery bandits
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Alfa Romeo 4C Spider makes European debut in Geneva

(WorldCarFans)
Photo: atTRAZIONE MOTORI


The new Alfa Romeo 4C Spider = A 4-wheel car to form speed in
(by Jason Lofts)

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Regular coffee drinkers have 'cleaner' arteries

(BBC)
Photo: Ahmed Rabea


Regular coffee drinkers have 'cleaner' arteries = Researcher drank Nescafe - gave ulterior relief
(by Jason Lofts)

Bill Gates is named world's richest person again

(BBC)
Photo: Gates Foundation


Bill Gates is named the world's richest person again = Still, charitableness program he's endowed is giant
(by Jason Lofts)

Monday, March 2, 2015

Naked woman strolls around museum leaving visitors open-mouthed

(The Daily Mirror)
Photo: Hot Gossip Italia


Naked woman strolls around museum leaving visitors open-mouthed = Men must've loved Milo Moire's astounding show! Au naturel pranks do!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Bill Gates named world's richest person for 16th time

(The Daily Telegraph)
Photo: DonkeyHotey


Bill Gates named world's richest person for sixteenth time = Mr Shrewd-Mega-Billionaire excels to NO spendthrift's test!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Paris night drone mystery deepens

(BBC)
Photo: Luke Ma


The Paris night drone mystery deepens = Heed martyrs espying the President, no?
(by Julian Lofts)

Ronda Rousey destroys Cat Zingano in just 14 seconds at UFC 184

(Yahoo! Sports)

Bantamweight mixed martial arts fighter Ronda Jean Rousey = Armamentaria: boxing, judo, wrestling. Aftermath - yeah, it's red!
(by Julian Lofts)

Sunday, March 1, 2015

Boris Nemtsov Joins List of Dead Vladimir Putin Critics

(ABC News)
Photo: Jay


The murdered Russian politician Boris Nemtsov = A vicious stern mobster (Putin?) ordered him slain
(by Jason Lofts)

The Hyperloop is coming: Elon Musk's radical plan to let people travel in 760 mph tubes will be tested in California next year

(Daily Mail)
Photo: Sam Churchill


Inventor Elon Musk = Monolink ventures
(by Julian Lofts)

Saturday, February 28, 2015

Moscow Prepares for March Commemorating Russian Opposition

(VOA News)
Photo: Lithuanian Ministry of Foreign Affairs


Moscow Prepares for March Commemorating Russian Opposition Leader = Weep! Crime of horror! Appears moron Commie, Mr Putin, got a cold assassin?
(by Maurice Goddard)

Kardashians' reported $100 million deal a crime against humanity

(Melfort Journal)
Photo: BiggerPictureImages.com


"You'll be seeing a lot more of the Kardashian family." = E!: They guarantee millions for fake maids' ballyhoo
(by Jason Lofts)

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Russian Patriots Want to Rename Their Town 'Putin'

(The Moscow Times)
Map: Wikimedia


Russian Patriots Want to Rename Their Town 'Putin' = O! A super epithet to a Russian rat 'n' worm 'n' nit 'n' twit!
(by Maurice Goddard)