ISIS' dark mission: Destroying all signs of Christianity

(Fox News)

Photo: Prachatai

ISIS' dark mission: Destroying all signs of Christianity = Diagnosis: Scary misogynist killers finish traditions

(by Jason Lofts)

Barack Obama: I don't have Kanye West's home number

(TVNZ)


President Barack Obama's said "I don't have Kanye West's home phone number" = He's a wanker, a dickhead, a smutty moron, a bombast. He's inbred. "Pensive"? - Nope!

(by Julian Lofts)

Kurds say Islamic State used chlorine as weapon in Iraq

(YnetNews)

Photo: Alan Denney

Kurds say Islamic State used chlorine as weapon in Iraq = Wicked Caliphate liquidates a sorry mass. Unreason! Sin!!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Scientists, math lovers celebrate Pi Day

(Khaleej Times)

Photo: Dennis Wilkinson

Scientists, math lovers celebrate Pi Day on 3.14.15 = And times by this (3.1415) solves circle area. Potent!

(by Jason Lofts)

Leaving early to avoid the rush

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Federico Giacanelli

Leaving early to avoid the rush = God: "I value novelist Terry, haha!"

(by Julian Lofts)

Indian bride walks out of wedding when groom fails math test

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Praveen

Indian bride walks out of wedding when groom fails math test = Girl/wife: Man is daft. He knows not how to add numbers. A git lied.

(by Aronas Pinchas)

In Nemtsov Investigation, Theories Multiply in Russian Media

(The New York Times)

Photo: Morten F

In Nemtsov Investigation, Theories Multiply in Russian Media = Eminent egoist Vladimir Putin, a sly rat, in sin. Heinous motives!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Home-Made Religion

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Khalid Hameed

Home-Made Religion = Imam ego, holier end!

(by Robert Jordan)

Solar-powered plane takes off for round-the-world flight

(Washington Post)

Photo: Ed Mullin

Solar-powered plane takes off for round-the-world flight = Grand top work flew there! Herald not a drop of fossil fuel!

Oklahoma University Fraternity Closed After Racist Chant Video Posted

(National Public Radio)


Sigma Alpha Epsilon chapter = Aagh, help topple racism (a sin)!

(by Jason Lofts)

Dog Poisoned at Crufts Dog Show, Owner Claims

(Time)

Photo: The Kennel Club

A red setter is poisoned at the Crufts Dog Show, an owner claims = Murder? Canine pathologist's food/water tests showed arsenic!

(by Jason Lofts)

US tourists caught carving names into Rome's Colosseum

(The Guardian)

Photo: LoKan Sardari

US tourists caught carving their names into Rome's Colosseum = Malicious acts! Grooves cut might sure ruin the Romans' stones

(by Jason Lofts)

Eric Holder Prepared To Dismantle Ferguson Police Department If 'Necessary'

(Huffington Post)

Photo: peoplesworld

Ferguson Police Department = Resentment; cop group failed

(by Jason Lofts)

Outcry over Isis destruction of ancient Assyrian site of Nimrud

(The Guardian)


The ancient Assyrian site of Nimrud = Ah, fact - ISIS destroy an eminent ruin

(by Julian Lofts)

Saudi Arabia, Jordan, and Egypt Unify to Battle ISIS--Is Iran Next?

(The Observer)

Photo: remolacha

Saudi Arabia, Jordan and Egypt Unify to Battle ISIS = Daily update out: Arabs join against fiery bandits

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Alfa Romeo 4C Spider makes European debut in Geneva

(WorldCarFans)

Photo: atTRAZIONE MOTORI

The new Alfa Romeo 4C Spider = A 4-wheel car to form speed in

(by Jason Lofts)

Regular coffee drinkers have 'cleaner' arteries

(BBC)

Photo: Ahmed Rabea

Regular coffee drinkers have 'cleaner' arteries = Researcher drank Nescafe - gave ulterior relief

(by Jason Lofts)

Bill Gates is named world's richest person again

(BBC)

Photo: Gates Foundation

Bill Gates is named the world's richest person again = Still, charitableness program he's endowed is giant

(by Jason Lofts)

Naked woman strolls around museum leaving visitors open-mouthed

(The Daily Mirror)

Photo: Hot Gossip Italia

Naked woman strolls around museum leaving visitors open-mouthed = Men must've loved Milo Moire's astounding show! Au naturel pranks do!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Bill Gates named world's richest person for 16th time

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

Bill Gates named world's richest person for sixteenth time = Mr Shrewd-Mega-Billionaire excels to NO spendthrift's test!

(by Maurice Goddard)