Jose Caballero And Elissa Alvarez Must Register As Sex Offenders After Sex On Crowded Beach

(Huffington Post)


Jose Caballero and Elissa Alvarez must register as sex offenders after sex on crowded beach = Hard sex drama: angst as lovers do al fresco fornication. Arrested jezebel's excuse was feeble

(by Jason Lofts)

Astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti becomes world's first barista in space

(Toronto Star)

Photo: Sam Cristoforetti/Twitter

Orbiting barista astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti = "I'm thirsting for instant robusta or arabica, tea, toast...."

(by Julian Lofts)

Royal princess named Charlotte Elizabeth Diana

(BBC)


Her Royal Highness Princess Charlotte of Cambridge = As girl, child has money; brother's in charge of scepter

(by Jason Lofts)

ISIS claim responsibility for shooting at Texas Muhammad cartoon contest

(Fox News)


The Prophet Muhammad cartoon contest at Culwell Center in Garland in Texas = Lethal drama: Texan cop reacts, cancels out the two hitmen planning to murder

(by Jason Lofts)

50 Shades of Subterfuge: Rape charges as 'male model' offering sex in dark turns out to be balding 68-year-old

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: CEBImagery

Anthony Laroche = Hot carnal honey

(by Julian Lofts)

Hung parliament on the cards

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Pedro Szekely

Hung British parliament is on the cards = This blathering Cameron sits in Purdah^*

^*Purdah is the pre-election period in the UK, specifically the time between an announced election and the final election results

(by Julian Lofts)

Bill Cosby interrupted twice during last live show of tour

(CNN)

Photo: pixelhouse

“Dear Fans: We won tonight! No interruptions, nothing but laughter and an amazing standing ovation before and after the show. I thank you, the event organizers, Cobb Energy Performing Arts Centre and the Atlanta Community for your loyalty, trust and commitment to stand beside me. Hey, Hey, Hey -- I’m Far From Finished.”
=
Announcement to soothe those women offended by that randy womanizing comedian and entertaining “funny man” Bill Cosby (the terrifying serial predator groomed many an unknown fragrant victim through furtive tête-à-têtes organized at his behest at the Playboy Mansion): “The truth hurts. God, I’m sorry...” (fanfare)

(by Jason Lofts)

Global warming a threat to one in six species

(Business Standard)

Illustration: Roberto Rizzato

Global warming a threat to one in six species = Biogas explains a worsening (hotter) climate

(by Jason Lofts)

Freddie Gray: Baltimore police officers 'did nothing wrong'

(BBC)

Photo: Stephen Melkisethian

The Baltimore police officers have stated they 'did nothing wrong' = Evildoers battered him, hoping to get off on a shrewd technicality

(by Julian Lofts)

On Holocaust Remembrance Day, fewer survivors remember

(Deseret News)

Photo: August Brill

Holocaust Remembrance Day = Random cruelty became Shoa

(by Jason Lofts)

Rick Owens Explains All Those Runway Dicks

(Details)


The US menswear fashion designer Rick Owens = Grown men's dicks are feature seen in his show

(by Jason Lofts)

Royal Baby Latest: Duchess poised to be induced as pregnancy approaches 41 weeks

(The Daily Express)

Photo: President Sri Lanka

Kate's royal baby is long overdue = O, tyke's evading early labour - SOB!

(by Julian Lofts)

FDA approves new drug to dissolve chin fat

(CNN)

Photo: Matt Folsom

FDA approves the new drug Kybella = Speedy help: break down vulgar fat

(by Rosie Perera)

'Rape and sodomy': Leaked UN report details French soldiers' abuse against African boys

(RT)

Photo: UN Geneva

Anders Kompass = Naked ass romps

(by Julian Lofts)

Mayweather vs. Pacquiao: The Blueprint to Winning the Biggest Fight in the World

(RT)


The Floyd Mayweather (U.S.) versus Manny Pacquiao (the Filipino) boxing fight = Gulp! Quite an exhibition match. I am fond of superheavyweights' frays only

(by Julian Lofts)

Seattle prepares for May Day 2015 with protests -- again -- planned for Capitol Hill

(Capitol Hill Seattle Blog)

Photo: Trevor Dykstra

May Day Anticapitalist March = That maniacal city is mad. Pray!

(by Rosie Perera)

Mortician stencils Bali Nine duo's name onto cross

(Yahoo! News)

A mortician stencils the Bali Nine drug smuggling duo's name onto cross = I'm guessing strongman can't chill as ringleaders' outcome is in no doubt

(by Julian Lofts)

President Zuma sends condolences to the Federal Democratic Republic of Nepal

(The Presidency, South Africa)

Photo: UNDP

The Federal Democratic Republic of Nepal = Forceful hit. People incarcerated. Bedlam!

(by Julian Lofts)

Japan maglev train breaks world speed record again

(BBC)


Marveling at ~ maglev train

(by Julian Lofts)

Hermann Goering's daughter fails to win back his looted assets from German state

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Wikimedia

Hoarding German's greed haunted ~ Hermann Goering's daughter Edda

(by Julian Lofts)