Why do men exist? Scientific study offers an explanation

(Yahoo! News)

Illustration: Tim Greenfield

Why do men exist? = DIY. Next, he mows

(by Robert Jordan)

Triple Crown in play as American Pharoah wins Preakness

(WWL AM)



American Pharaoh = Ah, a rare champion

(by Jason Lofts)

Egypt's former leader Morsy given death sentence in jailbreak case

(CNN)

Photo: Wikimedia

Morsy sentenced to die = Indecent, so destroy me

(by Rosie Perera)

World's most tattooed female senior citizen Isobel Varley dies

(International Business Times)


Isobel Varley ~ is lovely bare

(by Jason Lofts)

Actress Sophie Marceau suffers severe wardrobe malfunction as she flashes nude knickers on Cannes red carpet

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B.B. King, Defining Bluesman for Generations, Dies at 89

(The New York Times)

Photo: Mariusz Szczepanik

The greatest bluesman is no more = Strumming a set - one ethereal sob

(by Julian Lofts)

Tiger Woods Can't Change His Stripes, Allegedly Cheated On Lindsey Vonn

(Starpulse)

Photo: Keith Allison

Tiger Woods does not change his stripes = Poor Swede gets irons, hits cheating sod

(by Julian Lofts)

Gunmen massacre at least 43 aboard bus carrying Shiites in Pakistan

(Fox News)

Art: SYED ALI WASIF

Gunmen massacre busload of Shiites in Pakistan = Slaughter on bus sickens. Stop IS mafia, end mania!

(by Jason Lofts)

Picasso painting Les Femmes d'Alger smashes auction records

(The Times)

Photo: Wikimedia

Pablo Picasso's painting "Les Femmes d'Alger (Version O)" is auctioned recently and sets record = Elegantly colored cubist masterpiece sold for massive price. Psst - grandiose and insane, no?!

(by Julian Lofts)

The Pablo Picasso's "Les Femmes d'Alger (Version O)" = Composition of shapes. Gamblers: deserve a sell

(by Aronas Pinchas)

This is how astronauts use the toilet in the International Space Station

(New York Daily News)


This is how astronauts use the toilet in the International Space Station = Sanitation issue in stratosphere. Attention: Watch healthiest solution

(by Jason Lofts)

Prince Harry strokes 118 year-old Tuatara reptile en route to New Zealand's Stewart Island

(The Daily Telegraph)


Prince Harry strokes a tuatara in Invercargill = Vacant rich Royal at risk nursing a rare reptile

(by Julian Lofts)

Basketball's new star: Pope Francis meets Harlem Globetrotters

(BBC)


Pope Francis meets Harlem Globetrotters = Merriment as protege shoots perfect ball

(by Julian Lofts)

Ed Miliband resigns as Labour leader

(The Guardian)

Photo: David Holt

The Labour leader Edward Miliband has resigned = Hardline dweeb Ed abhorred dismal result again

(by Julian Lofts)

Jose Caballero And Elissa Alvarez Must Register As Sex Offenders After Sex On Crowded Beach

(Huffington Post)


Jose Caballero and Elissa Alvarez must register as sex offenders after sex on crowded beach = Hard sex drama: angst as lovers do al fresco fornication. Arrested jezebel's excuse was feeble

(by Jason Lofts)

Astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti becomes world's first barista in space

(Toronto Star)

Photo: Sam Cristoforetti/Twitter

Orbiting barista astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti = "I'm thirsting for instant robusta or arabica, tea, toast...."

(by Julian Lofts)

Royal princess named Charlotte Elizabeth Diana

(BBC)


Her Royal Highness Princess Charlotte of Cambridge = As girl, child has money; brother's in charge of scepter

(by Jason Lofts)

ISIS claim responsibility for shooting at Texas Muhammad cartoon contest

(Fox News)


The Prophet Muhammad cartoon contest at Culwell Center in Garland in Texas = Lethal drama: Texan cop reacts, cancels out the two hitmen planning to murder

(by Jason Lofts)

50 Shades of Subterfuge: Rape charges as 'male model' offering sex in dark turns out to be balding 68-year-old

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: CEBImagery

Anthony Laroche = Hot carnal honey

(by Julian Lofts)

Hung parliament on the cards

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Pedro Szekely

Hung British parliament is on the cards = This blathering Cameron sits in Purdah^*

^*Purdah is the pre-election period in the UK, specifically the time between an announced election and the final election results

(by Julian Lofts)

Bill Cosby interrupted twice during last live show of tour

(CNN)

Photo: pixelhouse

“Dear Fans: We won tonight! No interruptions, nothing but laughter and an amazing standing ovation before and after the show. I thank you, the event organizers, Cobb Energy Performing Arts Centre and the Atlanta Community for your loyalty, trust and commitment to stand beside me. Hey, Hey, Hey -- I’m Far From Finished.”
=
Announcement to soothe those women offended by that randy womanizing comedian and entertaining “funny man” Bill Cosby (the terrifying serial predator groomed many an unknown fragrant victim through furtive tête-à-têtes organized at his behest at the Playboy Mansion): “The truth hurts. God, I’m sorry...” (fanfare)

(by Jason Lofts)