FIFA re-elects Sepp Blatter as president

(BBC)

Photo: PAN Photo

Blatter's the President of FIFA = Feds infer top battler's a thief

(by Julian Lofts)

Loretta Lynch becomes first black woman to serve as US attorney general

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Wikimedia

Black US Attorney-General Loretta Lynch = Can legally out shonky recreant Blatter

(by Julian Lofts)

Putin Says FIFA Arrests Show US Meddling Abroad, Backs Blatter

(Huffington Post)


Putin defends Blatter amid corruption scandal = Football Cup indictment - Russian partner added

(by Mark McNamara)

Low-cut looker! Demi Lovato puts cleavage on show

(Daily Mail)

Photo: Live & Let Die

The singer and actress Demi Lovato = She's attractive - a sign: men drooled

(by Jason Lofts)

Masturbating men 'will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife', says Muslim televangelist

(Hürriyet Daily News)

Photo: Mücahid Cihad Han/Twitter

Masturbating men 'will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife', says Muslim televangelist = Imam tells tall tales (dirty stuff with estranged penis-fingering men, "manual births" in heaven...)

Masturbating men 'will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife', says a Muslim televangelist = The venerated imam: 'Istimna' (penis-strangling/wrestling, self-fulfilment) is a bad, unhealthy art

(by Jason Lofts)

Coffee May Perk Up More Than Men's Brains: It Could Stave Off Erectile Dysfunction

(Forbes)

Photo: Michael Taggart

Coffee May Perk Up More Than Men's Brains: It Could Stave Off Erectile Dysfunction = Lots evident from study: Caffeine can help cerebrum, can make your penis stiff too

(by Jason Lofts)

Here's How Often Owen Wilson Has Said 'Wow' in Movies

(Time)


Actor Owen Wilson = Roles contain "Wow"

(by Jason Lofts)

Owen Wilson = Wow, no lines

(by Robert Jordan)

Prince William enduring 'sleepless nights' with Princess Charlotte

(BBC)


Prince William enduring 'sleepless nights' with Princess Charlotte = Will can't rest when girl's diapers smell rich, is inept counting sheep...

(by Jason Lofts)

Why ISIS destroys antiquities

(CNN)


IS quite anti ~ antiquities

(by Julian Lofts)

Drought shaming targets wealthy California water wasters who have lush lawns

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Ray Bouknight

Drought shaming targets wealthy California water wasters who have lush lawns = Ha, naughty "H-two-O" wastrels in CA villas who wet their grass get warned as harmful

(by Jason Lofts)

Kim Kardashian Goes Nude And Wears Only Paint In The Desert

(Daily Caller)


Kim Kardashian goes nude and wears only paint in the desert = Eye up a naked siren adorned with markings that lies on sand

(by Jason Lofts)

Why do men exist? Scientific study offers an explanation

(Yahoo! News)

Illustration: Tim Greenfield

Why do men exist? = DIY. Next, he mows

(by Robert Jordan)

Triple Crown in play as American Pharoah wins Preakness

(WWL AM)



American Pharaoh = Ah, a rare champion

(by Jason Lofts)

Egypt's former leader Morsy given death sentence in jailbreak case

(CNN)

Photo: Wikimedia

Morsy sentenced to die = Indecent, so destroy me

(by Rosie Perera)

World's most tattooed female senior citizen Isobel Varley dies

(International Business Times)


Isobel Varley ~ is lovely bare

(by Jason Lofts)

Actress Sophie Marceau suffers severe wardrobe malfunction as she flashes nude knickers on Cannes red carpet

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B.B. King, Defining Bluesman for Generations, Dies at 89

(The New York Times)

Photo: Mariusz Szczepanik

The greatest bluesman is no more = Strumming a set - one ethereal sob

(by Julian Lofts)

Tiger Woods Can't Change His Stripes, Allegedly Cheated On Lindsey Vonn

(Starpulse)

Photo: Keith Allison

Tiger Woods does not change his stripes = Poor Swede gets irons, hits cheating sod

(by Julian Lofts)

Gunmen massacre at least 43 aboard bus carrying Shiites in Pakistan

(Fox News)

Art: SYED ALI WASIF

Gunmen massacre busload of Shiites in Pakistan = Slaughter on bus sickens. Stop IS mafia, end mania!

(by Jason Lofts)

Picasso painting Les Femmes d'Alger smashes auction records

(The Times)

Photo: Wikimedia

Pablo Picasso's painting "Les Femmes d'Alger (Version O)" is auctioned recently and sets record = Elegantly colored cubist masterpiece sold for massive price. Psst - grandiose and insane, no?!

(by Julian Lofts)

The Pablo Picasso's "Les Femmes d'Alger (Version O)" = Composition of shapes. Gamblers: deserve a sell

(by Aronas Pinchas)