The humble linguist

(The Economist)

Photo: Chris JL

English built the, um, ~ the humble linguist

(by Robert Jordan)

Sculptor Anish Kapoor defends Versailles 'vagina' artwork

(BBC)


Sculptor Anish Kapoor defends Versailles 'vagina' artwork = Statue in park provokes a row; French all said 'gross' and 'vile'

(by Jason Lofts)

IS militant divulges location with social media picture: U.S. Air Force

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Prachatai

IS militant divulges location with social media picture: U.S. Air Force = Touche! Vigilant USAF spot clue, eliminated idiotic Islamic warriors

(by Jason Lofts)

Canada 'cultural genocide' against First Nation - report

(BBC)

Photo: Lotus Johnson

Canada's 'cultural genocide' against First Nations = Caucasians at fault, once lords targeting Indians

(by Rosie Perera)

America's Cup supremo Alan Bond dies

(The New Zealand Herald)


Alan Bond = Banal Don

(by Julian Lofts)

Caitlyn Jenner seen as champion of transgender movement

(CBS News)

Photo: Movilh Chile

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I, transgender Caitlyn ~ transcending reality

(by Julian Lofts)

FIFA might have been a lot more corrupt than we first thought

(USA Today)

Photo: alegermino

FIFA's primary objective is "to improve the game of football constantly and promote it globally in the light of its unifying, educational, cultural and humanitarian values, particularly through youth and development programmes" = Actually, more a villainously immoral group of untruthful international soccer hooligan officials that got fat misapplying funds and are ultimately devoted to divvying up bribe money, the patriarch among them ... Joseph Blatter!

(by Jason Lofts)

Woman is jailed for two weeks for having sex so loudly it upset her neighbours

(Daily Mail)

Photo: Memphis-and-53rd

Ms Gemma Wale of Small Heath, Birmingham = Female shall be orgasming with "Aah!", "Mmmm!"

(by Julian Lofts)

You can believe your eyes: NASA to test flying saucer

(CNN)

Photo: NASA

NASA to test flying saucer = Agency trials 'n' tests a UFO

(by Jason Lofts)

Sepp Blatter's latest move in FIFA's 'Game of Thrones'-style soap opera

(ESPN FC)

Photo: Ken K

FIFA soap opera = Aria of oaf Sepp

Strange libretto = Blatter to resign

(by Julian Lofts)

Not exactly an angel! Alessandra Ambrosio shows off her sexy bikini body at the pool

(Daily Mail)

Photo: djandyw

Top model Alessandra Ambrosio = Pool alert: Admire ass and bosom

(by Jason Lofts)

Obese Women 40% More Likely To Get Cancer: Why Tumor Cells Thrive On Fat

(Medical Daily)

Photo: Tony Alter

Research finds fat people are most likely to get cancer = Rather a lot of typical redneck females - epic estrogens!

(by Julian Lofts)

FIFA re-elects Sepp Blatter as president

(BBC)

Photo: PAN Photo

Blatter's the President of FIFA = Feds infer top battler's a thief

(by Julian Lofts)

Loretta Lynch becomes first black woman to serve as US attorney general

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Wikimedia

Black US Attorney-General Loretta Lynch = Can legally out shonky recreant Blatter

(by Julian Lofts)

Putin Says FIFA Arrests Show US Meddling Abroad, Backs Blatter

(Huffington Post)


Putin defends Blatter amid corruption scandal = Football Cup indictment - Russian partner added

(by Mark McNamara)

Low-cut looker! Demi Lovato puts cleavage on show

(Daily Mail)

Photo: Live & Let Die

The singer and actress Demi Lovato = She's attractive - a sign: men drooled

(by Jason Lofts)

Masturbating men 'will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife', says Muslim televangelist

(Hürriyet Daily News)

Photo: Mücahid Cihad Han/Twitter

Masturbating men 'will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife', says Muslim televangelist = Imam tells tall tales (dirty stuff with estranged penis-fingering men, "manual births" in heaven...)

Masturbating men 'will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife', says a Muslim televangelist = The venerated imam: 'Istimna' (penis-strangling/wrestling, self-fulfilment) is a bad, unhealthy art

(by Jason Lofts)

Coffee May Perk Up More Than Men's Brains: It Could Stave Off Erectile Dysfunction

(Forbes)

Photo: Michael Taggart

Coffee May Perk Up More Than Men's Brains: It Could Stave Off Erectile Dysfunction = Lots evident from study: Caffeine can help cerebrum, can make your penis stiff too

(by Jason Lofts)

Here's How Often Owen Wilson Has Said 'Wow' in Movies

(Time)


Actor Owen Wilson = Roles contain "Wow"

(by Jason Lofts)

Owen Wilson = Wow, no lines

(by Robert Jordan)

Prince William enduring 'sleepless nights' with Princess Charlotte

(BBC)


Prince William enduring 'sleepless nights' with Princess Charlotte = Will can't rest when girl's diapers smell rich, is inept counting sheep...

(by Jason Lofts)