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Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Nude tourists are blamed for quake

(The Times)
Mount Kinabalu !
Photo: Atiqah Rahman Wyllie Adeng


Nude tourists are blamed for earthquake = Fear bare adults required to shake mount
(by Mark McNamara)

South Korea says its deadly MERS outbreak may have peaked

(Seattle Times)
MERS-CoV Investigation | Yemen
Photo: CDC Global


Middle East Respiratory Syndrome = Main story reported MERS is deadly
(by Jason Lofts)

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Leonard Nimoy's Legacy Lives On in the Asteroid Belt

(Universe Today)
Image: NASA/JPL


Leonard Nimoy’s Legacy Lives On in the Asteroid Belt = My "illogical" role rests. Destination: beyond heaven.
(by Josiah Winslow)

Bugman's brush with death

(Stuff.co.nz)


Bugman's brush with death = Shh, bub, swat it; darn 'em, ugh!
(by Robert Jordan)

Kate Moss called pilot a 'basic bitch', says witness

(The Guardian)
10 - Kate Moss
Photo: Renan Katayama


Kate Moss called pilot a bitch = Is that a model's cockpit label?
(by Mark McNamara)

Apple finally acknowledging women's periods exist

(New York Post)
Runkeeper and health on iPhone
Photo: Jason Howie


Apple finally acknowledging women's periods exist = Gals welcome iApp: Sex finally depends on it working
(by Jason Lofts)

How China's 'Great Cannon' works -- and why we should be worried

(CNN)
rmack poptech5
Photo: Rebecca MacKinnon


The People's Republic of China's 'Great Cannon' = Can cripple the *bleep*ing 'net. Chaos for USA, no?
(by Rosie Perera)

A Prison Escape From "Little Siberia"

(The Atlantic)
Continued pursuit of Richard Matt and David Sweat
Photo: Broadleak News


The NY prisoners = In the pens? Sorry...

The two escaped prisoners from New York = Word to press: cops know they remain free.

Two prisoners and their escape from a New York prison, "Little Siberia" = "Partners in crime" freed with power tools in a risky area? Not possible!
(by Josiah Winslow)

Monday, June 8, 2015

Chris Pratt admits feeling 'remorse' over recreational hunting

(Washington Post)
Chris Pratt
Photo: Gage Skidmore


Chris Pratt admits feeling 'remorse' over recreational hunting = Enlightened actor's grave crime: terrorist fun, animal trophies
(by Jason Lofts)

Sunday, June 7, 2015

The humble linguist

(The Economist)
Languages
Photo: Chris JL


English built the, um, ~ the humble linguist
(by Robert Jordan)

Saturday, June 6, 2015

Sculptor Anish Kapoor defends Versailles 'vagina' artwork

(BBC)


Sculptor Anish Kapoor defends Versailles 'vagina' artwork = Statue in park provokes a row; French all said 'gross' and 'vile'
(by Jason Lofts)

IS militant divulges location with social media picture: U.S. Air Force

(Yahoo! News)
Andre Poulin
Photo: Prachatai


IS militant divulges location with social media picture: U.S. Air Force = Touche! Vigilant USAF spot clue, eliminated idiotic Islamic warriors
(by Jason Lofts)

Canada 'cultural genocide' against First Nation - report

(BBC)
Rock Bay First Nations Mural
Photo: Lotus Johnson


Canada's 'cultural genocide' against First Nations = Caucasians at fault, once lords targeting Indians
(by Rosie Perera)

Friday, June 5, 2015

Thursday, June 4, 2015

Caitlyn Jenner seen as champion of transgender movement

(CBS News)
Belleza y valentía de Caitlyn Jenner: "Llámenme Caitlyn" pide la ex medallista olímpica / Igualdad para todas las mujeres trans ahora! 👏👏👏 🌈✊#LGBT #Chile #transexual #transgender #caitlynjenner #respeto #identidaddegénero #lgbt
Photo: Movilh Chile

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I, transgender Caitlyn ~ transcending reality
(by Julian Lofts)

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

FIFA might have been a lot more corrupt than we first thought

(USA Today)
joseph blatter
Photo: alegermino


FIFA's primary objective is "to improve the game of football constantly and promote it globally in the light of its unifying, educational, cultural and humanitarian values, particularly through youth and development programmes" = Actually, more a villainously immoral group of untruthful international soccer hooligan officials that got fat misapplying funds and are ultimately devoted to divvying up bribe money, the patriarch among them ... Joseph Blatter!
(by Jason Lofts)

Woman is jailed for two weeks for having sex so loudly it upset her neighbours

(Daily Mail)
July15 195/365
Photo: Memphis-and-53rd


Ms Gemma Wale of Small Heath, Birmingham = Female shall be orgasming with "Aah!", "Mmmm!"
(by Julian Lofts)

You can believe your eyes: NASA to test flying saucer

(CNN)
LDSD Media Briefing (201506010019HQ)
Photo: NASA


NASA to test flying saucer = Agency trials 'n' tests a UFO
(by Jason Lofts)

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Sepp Blatter's latest move in FIFA's 'Game of Thrones'-style soap opera

(ESPN FC)
The "world game" is in good hands...
Photo: Ken K


FIFA soap opera = Aria of oaf Sepp

Strange libretto = Blatter to resign
(by Julian Lofts)

Monday, June 1, 2015

Not exactly an angel! Alessandra Ambrosio shows off her sexy bikini body at the pool

(Daily Mail)
Alessandra Ambrosio
Photo: djandyw


Top model Alessandra Ambrosio = Pool alert: Admire ass and bosom
(by Jason Lofts)