Retro Is the New 'New'

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Giuseppe Alessandro De Francesco

Retro Is the New 'New' = Where won't 'in' reset?

(by Robert Jordan)

Jazz Icon Ornette Coleman Dies At 85

(Time)

Photo: Mike Licht

Ornette Coleman dies = Emoted in clear tones

(by Julian Lofts)

Spanish bullfighter gored in groin leaving testicle 'eviscerated' at Madrid's San Isidro festival

(The Independent)


Spanish bullfighter gored in groin leaving testicle 'eviscerated' at San Isidro festival in Madrid = Agile steer charged matador, intent on piercing his balls. Idiot fell, is given first aid and survives

(by Jason Lofts)

Sweden royal wedding: Prince Carl Philip to marry reality star

(BBC)

Photo: Wikimedia

A real life Cinderella story? Or... = Carl and Sofia. Elite yell "Error!"

(by Julian Lofts)

NBA signs deal with Nike; logo to appear on uniforms

(ESPN)

Illustration: Charis Tsevis

NBA signs deal with Nike; logo to appear on uniforms = I know it is a push on a goal: plan for big endorsement.

(by Josiah Winslow)

Obama approves sending up to 450 more US troops to Iraq

(Fox News)

Photo: US Army

Obama approves sending up to four hundred and fifty more US troops to Iraq = President's for moving a thousand equipped army troops out abroad for fun.

(by Josiah Winslow)

Christopher Lee, horror master and renowned film villain, dies at 93

(Syndicated News Headlines)

Photo: avda-foto

Christopher Lee, horror master and renowned film villain, dies at ninety three = In his prime, and when elderly, rave actor instilled terror into hearts of men, eh?

(by Dharam)

Nude tourists are blamed for quake

(The Times)

Photo: Atiqah Rahman Wyllie Adeng

Nude tourists are blamed for earthquake = Fear bare adults required to shake mount

(by Mark McNamara)

South Korea says its deadly MERS outbreak may have peaked

(Seattle Times)

Photo: CDC Global

Middle East Respiratory Syndrome = Main story reported MERS is deadly

(by Jason Lofts)

Leonard Nimoy's Legacy Lives On in the Asteroid Belt

(Universe Today)

Image: NASA/JPL

Leonard Nimoy’s Legacy Lives On in the Asteroid Belt = My "illogical" role rests. Destination: beyond heaven.

(by Josiah Winslow)

Bugman's brush with death

(Stuff.co.nz)


Bugman's brush with death = Shh, bub, swat it; darn 'em, ugh!

(by Robert Jordan)

Kate Moss called pilot a 'basic bitch', says witness

(The Guardian)

Photo: Renan Katayama

Kate Moss called pilot a bitch = Is that a model's cockpit label?

(by Mark McNamara)

Apple finally acknowledging women's periods exist

(New York Post)

Photo: Jason Howie

Apple finally acknowledging women's periods exist = Gals welcome iApp: Sex finally depends on it working

(by Jason Lofts)

How China's 'Great Cannon' works -- and why we should be worried

(CNN)

Photo: Rebecca MacKinnon

The People's Republic of China's 'Great Cannon' = Can cripple the *bleep*ing 'net. Chaos for USA, no?

(by Rosie Perera)

A Prison Escape From "Little Siberia"

(The Atlantic)

Photo: Broadleak News

The NY prisoners = In the pens? Sorry...

The two escaped prisoners from New York = Word to press: cops know they remain free.

Two prisoners and their escape from a New York prison, "Little Siberia" = "Partners in crime" freed with power tools in a risky area? Not possible!

(by Josiah Winslow)

Chris Pratt admits feeling 'remorse' over recreational hunting

(Washington Post)

Photo: Gage Skidmore

Chris Pratt admits feeling 'remorse' over recreational hunting = Enlightened actor's grave crime: terrorist fun, animal trophies

(by Jason Lofts)

The humble linguist

(The Economist)

Photo: Chris JL

English built the, um, ~ the humble linguist

(by Robert Jordan)

Sculptor Anish Kapoor defends Versailles 'vagina' artwork

(BBC)


Sculptor Anish Kapoor defends Versailles 'vagina' artwork = Statue in park provokes a row; French all said 'gross' and 'vile'

(by Jason Lofts)

IS militant divulges location with social media picture: U.S. Air Force

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Prachatai

IS militant divulges location with social media picture: U.S. Air Force = Touche! Vigilant USAF spot clue, eliminated idiotic Islamic warriors

(by Jason Lofts)

Canada 'cultural genocide' against First Nation - report

(BBC)

Photo: Lotus Johnson

Canada's 'cultural genocide' against First Nations = Caucasians at fault, once lords targeting Indians

(by Rosie Perera)