Vladimir Putin creates 'military Disneyland' where youngsters can ride tanks, play with grenade launchers and eat army rations

(The Daily Mirror)


Vladimir Putin creates 'military Disneyland' where youngsters can ride tanks, play with grenade launchers and eat army rations = Russians' tyrannical leader (intimidating guy) has invented scary theme park: Children emulate soldiers at war and try weaponry

(by Jason Lofts)

The man with a plan: Donald Trump's 5-part strategy to make America great again

(RT)

Photo: iprimages

Let's Make America Great Again!: Donald Trump for President = Real estate king's candidature pre-programmed to fail, man!

(by Jason Lofts)

'Carpet of crabs' covers US beaches

(BBC)


'Carpet of crabs' covers Southern Californian beaches = Pacific lobster crustaceans brace for onshore 'haven'

(by Julian Lofts)

NBC's Brian Williams is starting an 'apology tour'

(CNN)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Brian Williams starts 'apology tour' = I am sorry, in-group; it was all total BS

(by Rosie Perera)

Dylann Roof: the cold stare of a killer with a history of drug abuse and racism

(The Guardian)

Photo: Stephen Melkisethian

Dylann Storm Roof = Mad, forlorn, stony

(by Julian Lofts)

Dr. Sergio Canavero predicts head transplantation is possible

(Daily Mail)


Dr. Sergio Canavero = A donor's caregiver = A corrosive danger

(by Julian Lofts)

First penile transplant recipient 'to become father'

(BBC)

Photo: ReSurge International

First penile transplant recipient 'to become father' in South Africa = A perfect scientific result - hale insemination of partner. Both rapt!

(by Julian Lofts)

Retro Is the New 'New'

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Giuseppe Alessandro De Francesco

Retro Is the New 'New' = Where won't 'in' reset?

(by Robert Jordan)

Jazz Icon Ornette Coleman Dies At 85

(Time)

Photo: Mike Licht

Ornette Coleman dies = Emoted in clear tones

(by Julian Lofts)

Spanish bullfighter gored in groin leaving testicle 'eviscerated' at Madrid's San Isidro festival

(The Independent)


Spanish bullfighter gored in groin leaving testicle 'eviscerated' at San Isidro festival in Madrid = Agile steer charged matador, intent on piercing his balls. Idiot fell, is given first aid and survives

(by Jason Lofts)

Sweden royal wedding: Prince Carl Philip to marry reality star

(BBC)

Photo: Wikimedia

A real life Cinderella story? Or... = Carl and Sofia. Elite yell "Error!"

(by Julian Lofts)

NBA signs deal with Nike; logo to appear on uniforms

(ESPN)

Illustration: Charis Tsevis

NBA signs deal with Nike; logo to appear on uniforms = I know it is a push on a goal: plan for big endorsement.

(by Josiah Winslow)

Obama approves sending up to 450 more US troops to Iraq

(Fox News)

Photo: US Army

Obama approves sending up to four hundred and fifty more US troops to Iraq = President's for moving a thousand equipped army troops out abroad for fun.

(by Josiah Winslow)

Christopher Lee, horror master and renowned film villain, dies at 93

(Syndicated News Headlines)

Photo: avda-foto

Christopher Lee, horror master and renowned film villain, dies at ninety three = In his prime, and when elderly, rave actor instilled terror into hearts of men, eh?

(by Dharam)

Nude tourists are blamed for quake

(The Times)

Photo: Atiqah Rahman Wyllie Adeng

Nude tourists are blamed for earthquake = Fear bare adults required to shake mount

(by Mark McNamara)

South Korea says its deadly MERS outbreak may have peaked

(Seattle Times)

Photo: CDC Global

Middle East Respiratory Syndrome = Main story reported MERS is deadly

(by Jason Lofts)

Leonard Nimoy's Legacy Lives On in the Asteroid Belt

(Universe Today)

Image: NASA/JPL

Leonard Nimoy’s Legacy Lives On in the Asteroid Belt = My "illogical" role rests. Destination: beyond heaven.

(by Josiah Winslow)

Bugman's brush with death

(Stuff.co.nz)


Bugman's brush with death = Shh, bub, swat it; darn 'em, ugh!

(by Robert Jordan)

Kate Moss called pilot a 'basic bitch', says witness

(The Guardian)

Photo: Renan Katayama

Kate Moss called pilot a bitch = Is that a model's cockpit label?

(by Mark McNamara)

Apple finally acknowledging women's periods exist

(New York Post)

Photo: Jason Howie

Apple finally acknowledging women's periods exist = Gals welcome iApp: Sex finally depends on it working

(by Jason Lofts)