Greece's prime minister -- seeking to calm Greek citizens -- quotes FDR: 'The only thing to fear is fear itself'

(Business Insider)

Photo: European Council President

Alexis Tsipras, the Prime Minister of Greece and leader of Syriza = I realize many fears; crisis frightened exasperated metropolis!

(by Adie Pena)

'Leap second': Why June 30 will have one extra second

(Los Angeles Times)

Art: Salvador Dalí

June thirtieth, Twenty-Fifteen will have one extra second = I have intent just to wholly fix the new date interference.

(by Josiah Winslow)

Next iPhones may add "Force Touch"

(USA Today)

Photo: Reiner Girsch

Next iPhones may add "Force Touch" = Oh, my hand's extra occupied often! = I expect a "handy" hot modern focus.

(by Josiah Winslow)

David Sweat shot and captured alive after New York manhunt

(CNN)

Photo: Elvert Barnes

The escaped New York prison inmate David Sweat = "We did discover a persistent man." "No, he kept away."

(by Josiah Winslow)

The GOP Field

(CNN)

Illustration: DonkeyHotey

Jeb Bush Ben Carson Ted Cruz Carly Fiorina Lindsey Graham Mike Huckabee George Pataki Rand PauL Rick Perry Marco Rubio Rick Santorum Donald Trump Bobby Jindal Chris Christie John Kasich Scott Walker

=

The Sr. Prince Black Doc Tea Partier Girly Token Mr. Zip Lacks Sugar Daddy Ho Hum NYCer Wacko Man Frail Babbler Cuban Crush Senator Prude Hungrier Joke India Ink Car Jam Chubby Ohio Job Crisis Milktoaster

(by Russ Atkinson)

Road Trippin' - What's new at Summerfest

(NBC15)

The World's Largest Music Festival in Milwaukee = Ah, during Summerfest, we locals visit it all week. = What a swell, skilled guitar voice in Summerfest!

(by Josiah Winslow)

Seifeddine Rezgui: What we know about the Tunisian beach attack gunman

(ITV)

Photo: Tjebbe van Tijen

The Tunisian Seifeddine Rezgui = "I seized a gun, fire, stun, then I die."

(by Julian Lofts)

North Korea Calls on World to 'Dismember US Imperialists'

(NDTV)

Photo: yeowatzup

"Dismember the fatty monster US imperialists" say the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea. = Hmm, apt! America has terrible lipodystrophy - to become trim sufferers need seek liposuction stat.

(by Julian Lofts)

Lego Saying 'No' To Plastic, Invests Millions Into Search For 'Sustainable' Material

(MSN)

Photo: nolnet

Lego Saying 'No' To Plastic=Tin tops geological 'nays'

(by Robert Jordan)

Tom Cruise's new role as a 280lb drug smuggler

(Daily Mail)

Portrait: Roberto Rizzato

Thomas Cruise Mapother IV = He triumphs as movie actor

(by Jason Lofts)

Charleston Lawmaker Will Introduce Hate Crime Legislation In Wake Of Church Shooting

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Christopher Dombres

Hate or bias-motivated crimes = Motive to harm? It is race-based.

(by Jason Lofts)

Pro baseball team cancels 'Caucasian Heritage Night'

(CNN)

Caucasian Heritage Night = Teaching racist hue again? = Nice racist hate again? Ugh!

(by Rosie Perera)

Friend or food? Dog meat trade divides China

(CNN)

Photo: Stephen Wilson

The dog meat industry is fighting a losing battle. = Don't grill sentient Fido as tasty! Get him a big hug!

(by Rosie Perera)

Vladimir Putin creates 'military Disneyland' where youngsters can ride tanks, play with grenade launchers and eat army rations

(The Daily Mirror)


Vladimir Putin creates 'military Disneyland' where youngsters can ride tanks, play with grenade launchers and eat army rations = Russians' tyrannical leader (intimidating guy) has invented scary theme park: Children emulate soldiers at war and try weaponry

(by Jason Lofts)

The man with a plan: Donald Trump's 5-part strategy to make America great again

(RT)

Photo: iprimages

Let's Make America Great Again!: Donald Trump for President = Real estate king's candidature pre-programmed to fail, man!

(by Jason Lofts)

'Carpet of crabs' covers US beaches

(BBC)


'Carpet of crabs' covers Southern Californian beaches = Pacific lobster crustaceans brace for onshore 'haven'

(by Julian Lofts)

NBC's Brian Williams is starting an 'apology tour'

(CNN)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Brian Williams starts 'apology tour' = I am sorry, in-group; it was all total BS

(by Rosie Perera)

Dylann Roof: the cold stare of a killer with a history of drug abuse and racism

(The Guardian)

Photo: Stephen Melkisethian

Dylann Storm Roof = Mad, forlorn, stony

(by Julian Lofts)

Dr. Sergio Canavero predicts head transplantation is possible

(Daily Mail)


Dr. Sergio Canavero = A donor's caregiver = A corrosive danger

(by Julian Lofts)

First penile transplant recipient 'to become father'

(BBC)

Photo: ReSurge International

First penile transplant recipient 'to become father' in South Africa = A perfect scientific result - hale insemination of partner. Both rapt!

(by Julian Lofts)