Psychology association colluded with CIA over torture

(The New Zealand Herald)

The American Psychological Association has ~ archaic ethics, also a CIA leaning. Oh my, so stop!

(by Julian Lofrs)

Serena Slam: Williams Smashes Her Way to Another Wimbledon Title

(NBC News)

Photo: Carine06

The "Serena Slam" = Amass, then leer. = "See! Net marshal!"

(by Julian Lofts)

Kapow! Pao Goes

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Christopher Michel

HA! Ellen Pao ousted as the Reddit CEO = Decode that: she alienated user Pool

(by Russ Atkinson)

Subway, spokesman Jared Fogle "suspend their relationship" amid investigation

(Washington Post)

Photo: Anna Hanks

Subway suspends their spokesman Jared Fogle = Snide star spews up - he blames greasy junk food.

(by Julian Lofts)

AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd avoids jail for threatening to kill employee

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Harry (Howard) Potts

The AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd avoids jail for threatening to kill his employee = Huh, methamphetamine addict/"killer" is controversially judged or profiled.

(by Julian Lofts)

Legendary Egyptian actor Omar Sharif dies at 83

(Al Jazeera)

Photo: David Morris

The actor Michel Demitri Shalhoub alias Omar Sharif = Ooh, macho hirsute film star had charm, real abilities

(by Jason Lofts)

Athens capitulates to creditors

(BBC)

Photo: simon.birt

Athens capitulates to creditors = It hasn't placated EEC or tourists

(by Julian Lofts)

Omar Sharif: Lawrence of Arabia star dies aged 83

(BBC)

Photo: startinghere71

Omar Sharif: Lawrence of Arabia star dies = Sherif Ali: Scenario of armed Arabs at war

(by Jason Lofts)

Apple's new ad campaign says "If it's not an iPhone, it's not an iPhone"

(Apple Insider)

Photo: Ape Lad

"If it's not an iPhone, it's not an iPhone" = Ha! No point if the point is not insane!

(by Josiah Winslow)

New Sarah Palin book coming in November

(The New Zealand Herald)

Illustration: DonkeyHotey

"Sweet Freedom: A Devotional" by Sarah Palin = Leader of Tea Party has no enviable wisdom

(by Julian Lofts)

Sarah Palin announces her fourth book will be a collection of biblical 'meditations'

(Daily Mail)

Illustration: DonkeyHotey

Sarah Palin's new book is titled "Sweet Freedom: A Devotional" = "Wanna vote for me as a likeable, stolid, white President? Do so!"

(by Julian Lofts)

Edward Snowden plea deal with US a possibility, says Eric Holder

(The Times)

Illustration: DonkeyHotey

Edward Snowden plea deal with US a possibility, says Eric Holder = Sly whistle-blower analysed - decided how to disappear in Russia

(by Mark McNamara)

'You look disgusting': Beauty blogger's powerful video

(Stuff.co.nz)

'You look disgusting' = Ugly skin got odious

(by Robert Jordan)

2016 Republican Presidential Candidates

1. John Ellis Bush	=	Hell, I shun jobs
2. Benjamin Solomon Carson	=	Men, I can loan *morons* jobs!
3. Christopher James Christie	=	Those sharp critics jeer him
4. Rafael Edward Cruz	=	Dreadful war craze
5. Mark Whitty Everson	=	Very mistaken worth
6. Cara Carleton Fiorina	=	A fair concern to a liar
7. Lindsey Olin Graham	=	Ah, I'm one sly darling
8. Michael Dale Huckabee	=	Ace? Ha! Dumb like a leech
9. Piyush "Bobby" Jindal	=	I'd buy job by his plan
10. John Richard Kasich	=	Join hard, rich hacks
11. George Elmer Pataki	=	Me? I kept a larger ego
12. Randal Howard Paul	=	A hard, loud war plan
13. Richard "Rick" Perry	=	Err...a dry, rich prick
14. Marco Antonio Rubio	=	O, a moronic brain! Out!
15. Richard John Santorum	=	Ah! Disjunct horror, man!
16. Donald John Trump Senior	=	Damn old pro joins the run
17. Scott Walker	=	Act! Let's work!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricatures: DonkeyHotey

Greek Finance Minister Yanis Varoufakis resigns

(Al Jazeera)

Photo: Brookings Institution

Greece's finance minister Yanis Varoufakis has resigned = In arrears, his vision is, "Germany can get fucked! Ease fines!"

(by Julian Lofts)

Calais Migrants Storm Channel Tunnel In Desperate Bid To Reach Britain

(Huffington Post)

Calais migrants = Tag as criminals = A lasting racism

(by Jason Lofts)

Wimbledon 2015: A look back at last five men's singles Championships

(India.com)

Photo: Paula Funnell

This year's Wimbledon men's singles seeds: 1 Novak Djokovic 2 Roger Federer 3 Andy Murray 4 Stan Wawrinka 5 Kei Nishikori 6 Tomas Berdych 7 Milos Raonic 8 David Ferrer 9 Marin Cilic 10 Rafael Nadal

=

1 Skinny Serbian flimflammer 2 Admired Swiss ace endorses Nike 3 UK 4 Hairy introvertive boring killjoy 5 Solid career 6 Calm adversary 7 Who? 8 Disregarded (no show) 9 Croatian 10 Nicknamed Rafa

(by Jason Lofts)

Sharks attack beachgoers

(CNN)

Photo: Jo

Shark's bites harm us = Shrieks: "Arm has stub"

(by Russ Atkinson)

Baby scales rock wall

(MSN)

Baby scales rock wall = A belay blocks crawls

(by Robert Jordan)

Greece's prime minister -- seeking to calm Greek citizens -- quotes FDR: 'The only thing to fear is fear itself'

(Business Insider)

Photo: European Council President

Alexis Tsipras, the Prime Minister of Greece and leader of Syriza = I realize many fears; crisis frightened exasperated metropolis!

(by Adie Pena)