Getting Greeks to Pay Taxes Is Tsipras Biggest Test at Home

(Bloomberg)

Photo: Fraktion DIE LINKE

Alexis Tsipras ~ is spiral taxes

(by Mark McNamara)

Inside Drug Lord 'El Chapo's' 2nd Prison Escape

(ABC News)

Photo: Abd allah Foteih

'El Chapo' escapes from Altiplano = Top coca alpha male flees prison

(by Julian Lofts)

Austerity Has Failed: An Open Letter From Thomas Piketty to Angela Merkel

(The Nation)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Austerity has Failed = Stealthy EU is afraid

(by Rosie Perera)

Indian Zoroastrians Are Suing Snoop Dogg for Insulting Their Religion

(Foreign Policy)

Indian Zoroastrians are suing Snoop Dogg for insulting their religion = Oh, no! Parsis are out for zillions, arguing song rendition is denigrating

(by Jason Lofts)

Psychology association colluded with CIA over torture

(The New Zealand Herald)

The American Psychological Association has ~ archaic ethics, also a CIA leaning. Oh my, so stop!

(by Julian Lofrs)

Serena Slam: Williams Smashes Her Way to Another Wimbledon Title

(NBC News)

Photo: Carine06

The "Serena Slam" = Amass, then leer. = "See! Net marshal!"

(by Julian Lofts)

Kapow! Pao Goes

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Christopher Michel

HA! Ellen Pao ousted as the Reddit CEO = Decode that: she alienated user Pool

(by Russ Atkinson)

Subway, spokesman Jared Fogle "suspend their relationship" amid investigation

(Washington Post)

Photo: Anna Hanks

Subway suspends their spokesman Jared Fogle = Snide star spews up - he blames greasy junk food.

(by Julian Lofts)

AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd avoids jail for threatening to kill employee

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Harry (Howard) Potts

The AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd avoids jail for threatening to kill his employee = Huh, methamphetamine addict/"killer" is controversially judged or profiled.

(by Julian Lofts)

Legendary Egyptian actor Omar Sharif dies at 83

(Al Jazeera)

Photo: David Morris

The actor Michel Demitri Shalhoub alias Omar Sharif = Ooh, macho hirsute film star had charm, real abilities

(by Jason Lofts)

Athens capitulates to creditors

(BBC)

Photo: simon.birt

Athens capitulates to creditors = It hasn't placated EEC or tourists

(by Julian Lofts)

Omar Sharif: Lawrence of Arabia star dies aged 83

(BBC)

Photo: startinghere71

Omar Sharif: Lawrence of Arabia star dies = Sherif Ali: Scenario of armed Arabs at war

(by Jason Lofts)

Apple's new ad campaign says "If it's not an iPhone, it's not an iPhone"

(Apple Insider)

Photo: Ape Lad

"If it's not an iPhone, it's not an iPhone" = Ha! No point if the point is not insane!

(by Josiah Winslow)

New Sarah Palin book coming in November

(The New Zealand Herald)

Illustration: DonkeyHotey

"Sweet Freedom: A Devotional" by Sarah Palin = Leader of Tea Party has no enviable wisdom

(by Julian Lofts)

Sarah Palin announces her fourth book will be a collection of biblical 'meditations'

(Daily Mail)

Illustration: DonkeyHotey

Sarah Palin's new book is titled "Sweet Freedom: A Devotional" = "Wanna vote for me as a likeable, stolid, white President? Do so!"

(by Julian Lofts)

Edward Snowden plea deal with US a possibility, says Eric Holder

(The Times)

Illustration: DonkeyHotey

Edward Snowden plea deal with US a possibility, says Eric Holder = Sly whistle-blower analysed - decided how to disappear in Russia

(by Mark McNamara)

'You look disgusting': Beauty blogger's powerful video

(Stuff.co.nz)

'You look disgusting' = Ugly skin got odious

(by Robert Jordan)

2016 Republican Presidential Candidates

1. John Ellis Bush	=	Hell, I shun jobs
2. Benjamin Solomon Carson	=	Men, I can loan *morons* jobs!
3. Christopher James Christie	=	Those sharp critics jeer him
4. Rafael Edward Cruz	=	Dreadful war craze
5. Mark Whitty Everson	=	Very mistaken worth
6. Cara Carleton Fiorina	=	A fair concern to a liar
7. Lindsey Olin Graham	=	Ah, I'm one sly darling
8. Michael Dale Huckabee	=	Ace? Ha! Dumb like a leech
9. Piyush "Bobby" Jindal	=	I'd buy job by his plan
10. John Richard Kasich	=	Join hard, rich hacks
11. George Elmer Pataki	=	Me? I kept a larger ego
12. Randal Howard Paul	=	A hard, loud war plan
13. Richard "Rick" Perry	=	Err...a dry, rich prick
14. Marco Antonio Rubio	=	O, a moronic brain! Out!
15. Richard John Santorum	=	Ah! Disjunct horror, man!
16. Donald John Trump Senior	=	Damn old pro joins the run
17. Scott Walker	=	Act! Let's work!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricatures: DonkeyHotey

Greek Finance Minister Yanis Varoufakis resigns

(Al Jazeera)

Photo: Brookings Institution

Greece's finance minister Yanis Varoufakis has resigned = In arrears, his vision is, "Germany can get fucked! Ease fines!"

(by Julian Lofts)

Calais Migrants Storm Channel Tunnel In Desperate Bid To Reach Britain

(Huffington Post)

Calais migrants = Tag as criminals = A lasting racism

(by Jason Lofts)