Shark attacks Australian surfer Mick Fanning during live competition

(Stuff.co.nz)

The surfer Mick Fanning = Cunning shark - mere tiff

(by Julian Lofts)

Throne to the dogs: The Queen and her most loyal companions

(The Daily Express)

Photo: Matt Brown

Throne to the dogs: The Queen and her most loyal companions = Oh Man! Posh natty eloquent old hen dotes on her corgis, mate!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Trump attacks McCain: 'I like people who weren't captured'

(Politico)

"He was a war hero because he was captured," said Mr Donald Trump. "I like people who weren't captured." = "He was a deserter, a dull turd - ass, I know" chirrupped Mr McCain. "We hate people who wear a bad toupee."^

(by Julian Lofts)

Freeway inferno eats cars in Southern Cal

(KTTV Fox 11)

Freeway inferno eats cars in Southern Cal = Fiery ruin went on as fear latches on, races

(by Russ Atkinson)

Safari park in Japan builds elephant swimming pool

(BBC)

Safari park in Japan builds elephant swimming pool = A top-rank jumbo animal is dipping -- a spa will freshen

(by Maurice Goddard)

Images of young Queen Elizabeth II's alleged Nazi salute published by The Sun

(ABC News)

Elizabeth Regina = Heil! Be great Nazi

(by Jason Lofts)

Donald Trump Says He'll Spend 'What It Takes' To Win

(Huffington Post)

Donald Trump says he'll spend 'what it takes' to win = That sham stupid swollen donkey! Darn twit leaps!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Photos: China's itsy bitsy face-kini

(MSN)

Photos: China's itsy bitsy face-kini = Fashion's as yet spotty bikini chic

(by Robert Jordan)

Nosferatu director's head stolen from grave in Germany

(The Guardian)

Photo: Alberto Cerriteño

Nosferatu director's head stolen from grave = Foreign horror master's stone vault de-faced

(by Mark McNamara)

Getting Greeks to Pay Taxes Is Tsipras Biggest Test at Home

(Bloomberg)

Photo: Fraktion DIE LINKE

Alexis Tsipras ~ is spiral taxes

(by Mark McNamara)

Inside Drug Lord 'El Chapo's' 2nd Prison Escape

(ABC News)

Photo: Abd allah Foteih

'El Chapo' escapes from Altiplano = Top coca alpha male flees prison

(by Julian Lofts)

Austerity Has Failed: An Open Letter From Thomas Piketty to Angela Merkel

(The Nation)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Austerity has Failed = Stealthy EU is afraid

(by Rosie Perera)

Indian Zoroastrians Are Suing Snoop Dogg for Insulting Their Religion

(Foreign Policy)

Indian Zoroastrians are suing Snoop Dogg for insulting their religion = Oh, no! Parsis are out for zillions, arguing song rendition is denigrating

(by Jason Lofts)

Psychology association colluded with CIA over torture

(The New Zealand Herald)

The American Psychological Association has ~ archaic ethics, also a CIA leaning. Oh my, so stop!

(by Julian Lofrs)

Serena Slam: Williams Smashes Her Way to Another Wimbledon Title

(NBC News)

Photo: Carine06

The "Serena Slam" = Amass, then leer. = "See! Net marshal!"

(by Julian Lofts)

Kapow! Pao Goes

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Christopher Michel

HA! Ellen Pao ousted as the Reddit CEO = Decode that: she alienated user Pool

(by Russ Atkinson)

Subway, spokesman Jared Fogle "suspend their relationship" amid investigation

(Washington Post)

Photo: Anna Hanks

Subway suspends their spokesman Jared Fogle = Snide star spews up - he blames greasy junk food.

(by Julian Lofts)

AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd avoids jail for threatening to kill employee

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Harry (Howard) Potts

The AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd avoids jail for threatening to kill his employee = Huh, methamphetamine addict/"killer" is controversially judged or profiled.

(by Julian Lofts)

Legendary Egyptian actor Omar Sharif dies at 83

(Al Jazeera)

Photo: David Morris

The actor Michel Demitri Shalhoub alias Omar Sharif = Ooh, macho hirsute film star had charm, real abilities

(by Jason Lofts)

Athens capitulates to creditors

(BBC)

Photo: simon.birt

Athens capitulates to creditors = It hasn't placated EEC or tourists

(by Julian Lofts)