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Monday, July 20, 2015

Infidelity site Ashley Madison hacked as attackers demand total shutdown

(The Guardian)
Mad Men: Uh oh.
Illustration: Eric Almendral

Notorious infidelity sites Ashley Madison, Cougar Life and Established Men are hacked = A sinister foe is leaking raunchy details of shady men, lies, deceit and houris too - bedlam!
(by Julian Lofts)

Shark attacks Australian surfer Mick Fanning during live competition

(Stuff.co.nz)
Hurley Pro 2010 - Expression Session - Mick Fanning
Photo: Rian Castillo

The Australian surfer Mick Fanning = Fin, attack, rush, run. Man regains life! ^
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Hackers threaten to release names from adultery website

(CNN)
The Seventh Commandment
Photo: Pascal

Hackers threaten to release names from adultery website = See wife make error, cheat on husband, later...steamy letters.
(by Rosie Perera)

Donald promises America a new 'do' if it makes him president: Trump reveals he will ditch his infamous hair style in the White House - because comb-over takes too much time to maintain

(Daily Mail)
be afraid be very afraid
Image: Miles Gehm

Donald Trump, the American business magnate, investor, television personality, and author = Vain old man in outlandish overtly straightened toupee in POTUS race is an embarrassment
(by Jason Lofts)

Greece crisis: No mercy for Greece in Angela Merkel's Europe

(CBC)
Alexis Tsipras on a short leash from the EU
Illustration: DonkeyHotey

Germany's Angela Dorothea Merkel = Some or all Greek men angry at head
(by Adie Pena)

Study predicts future of asteroid mining

(Los Angeles Times)
Asteroid Mining
Image: Dan Browne

Asteroid mining = I dream in ingots
(by Julian Lofts)

Donald Trump Says He Does Not Owe John McCain Apology

(ABC News)

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump = Unpopular partisan derided and belittled McCain
(by Adie Pena)

Sunday, July 19, 2015

The Queen's 'Nazi Salute' film leak triggers Royal inquiry

(The Independent)

The Queen's 'Nazi Salute' = The Sun antique sleaze
(by Robert Jordan)

Shark attacks Australian surfer Mick Fanning during live competition

(Stuff.co.nz)

The surfer Mick Fanning = Cunning shark - mere tiff
(by Julian Lofts)

Throne to the dogs: The Queen and her most loyal companions

(The Daily Express)
Mr Brainwash Queen
Photo: Matt Brown

Throne to the dogs: The Queen and her most loyal companions = Oh Man! Posh natty eloquent old hen dotes on her corgis, mate!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Trump attacks McCain: 'I like people who weren't captured'

(Politico)

"He was a war hero because he was captured," said Mr Donald Trump. "I like people who weren't captured." = "He was a deserter, a dull turd - ass, I know" chirrupped Mr McCain. "We hate people who wear a bad toupee."^
(by Julian Lofts)

Freeway inferno eats cars in Southern Cal

(KTTV Fox 11)

Freeway inferno eats cars in Southern Cal = Fiery ruin went on as fear latches on, races
(by Russ Atkinson)

Safari park in Japan builds elephant swimming pool

(BBC)

Safari park in Japan builds elephant swimming pool = A top-rank jumbo animal is dipping -- a spa will freshen
(by Maurice Goddard)

Images of young Queen Elizabeth II's alleged Nazi salute published by The Sun

(ABC News)

Elizabeth Regina = Heil! Be great Nazi
(by Jason Lofts)

Friday, July 17, 2015

Donald Trump Says He'll Spend 'What It Takes' To Win

(Huffington Post)

Donald Trump says he'll spend 'what it takes' to win = That sham stupid swollen donkey! Darn twit leaps!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Photos: China's itsy bitsy face-kini

(MSN)

Photos: China's itsy bitsy face-kini = Fashion's as yet spotty bikini chic
(by Robert Jordan)

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Nosferatu director's head stolen from grave in Germany

(The Guardian)
Nosferatu Paper Cut
Photo: Alberto CerriteƱo

Nosferatu director's head stolen from grave = Foreign horror master's stone vault de-faced
(by Mark McNamara)

Getting Greeks to Pay Taxes Is Tsipras Biggest Test at Home

(Bloomberg)
Alexis Tsipras, Gregor Gyis und Klaus Ernst in der Bundespressekonferenz
Photo: Fraktion DIE LINKE

Alexis Tsipras ~ is spiral taxes
(by Mark McNamara)

Monday, July 13, 2015

Inside Drug Lord 'El Chapo's' 2nd Prison Escape

(ABC News)
Mvd6593640
Photo: Abd allah Foteih

'El Chapo' escapes from Altiplano = Top coca alpha male flees prison
(by Julian Lofts)

Austerity Has Failed: An Open Letter From Thomas Piketty to Angela Merkel

(The Nation)
Angela Merkel - Caricature
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Austerity has Failed = Stealthy EU is afraid
(by Rosie Perera)