The common oil that science now shows is worse than sugar

(Fox News)

Photo: United Soybean Board

Soybean oil ~ is a boloney

(by Aronas Pinchas)

The science of kissing

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Juliana Coutinho

The science of kissing ~ fetichises necking so

(by Robert Jordan)

Coast Guard ending search for Florida teen boaters; private hunt continues

(CNN)

Photo: Scott Ableman

Florida teenagers Austin Stephanos and Perry Cohen = End long hunt after disappearance in the sea. So sorry!

(by Jason Lofts)

Vladimir Putin 'ordered killing', Litvinenko inquiry hears

(BBC)

Photo: Gwydion M Williams

An "increasingly isolated tinpot despot" and a "morally deranged authoritarian" = A dictator allegedly arranged spy's irradiation at tea in London. Shame on Putin!

(by Jason Lofts)

Lion-killing dentist Walter Palmer

(Daily Mail)

Photo: Vince O'Sullivan

Minnesota dentist and hunter Walter Palmer = Patent murder! Man ensnared that lion, slew it.

(by Jason Lofts)

Fat should be classified as 'sixth taste' alongside the five others, say US scientists

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: David Masters

Flavors: 1. Sweet 2. Sour 3. Bitter 4. Salty 5. Umami and 6. Oleogustus

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1. Sugar 2. Tart 3. Bile (unsettles some) 4. Sodium 5. Savoury 6. Fat (low)

(by Julian Lofts)

American Hunter Killed Cecil, Beloved Lion That Was Lured Out of Its Sanctuary

(The New York Times)

Photo: Rob D

The Circle of Life (from the Lion King musical) From the day we arrive on this planet And blinking, step into the sun There's more to see than can ever be seen More to do than can ever be done There is far too much to take in here More to find than can ever be found But the sun rolling high Through the sapphire sky Keeps great and small on the endless round It's the circle of life And it moves us all Through despair and hope Through faith and love Till we find our place On the path unwinding In the circle The circle of life It's the circle of life And it moves us all Through despair and hope Through faith and love Till we find our place On the path unwinding In the circle The circle of life

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Cecil The Lion Cecil the African lion, supposedly protected in his game park. Hunters lured him to his death with fresh meat. Walter Palmer, the dentist from Minnesota, the 'brave hunter', He had perfect, ultra-bright teeth. Cecil the marvellous lion Killed by a puffed up dentist With longbow and arrows. This 'valorous' vainglorious gaffe Confronting, frightening The vulnerable lion. Sentence offenders! Hang the demon felon! Fee-fie-fo-fuck him! Cecil the African lion Roared in pain, Pierced through His heart. Cecil the lion's Decapitated And skinned. Arrgghh! Tourists liked Cecil the lion. People - save the lions, Value them in future. Hold on Never hunt To the death. Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

(by Julian Lofts)

NASA discovers new planet for cricket

(ESPNcricinfo)

Photo: Richard Ellis

NASA discovers new planet for cricket = S.African scored - now pick start eleven.

(by Mark McNamara)

The House of Lords must expel Baron Sewel

(The Daily Telegraph)

Baron Sewel = Born weasel

(by Adie Pena)

Can infidelity rekindle a relationship?

(The Times of India)

Photo: Daniel Horacio Agostini

Can infidelity rekindle a relationship = Liar is keen to philander infinitely! Cad!

(by Mark McNamara)

Obama tells BBC that UK should stay in European Union

(BBC)

Photo: Number 10

President Barack Obama says UK should stay in the EU|I daresay, but that\'s our business pal, okay? Damn cheek!

(by Tony Crafter)

Obama calls GOP criticism of Iran deal 'ridiculous' 'sad'

(Seattle Post-Intelligencer)

Photo: Steve Jurvetson

Obama calls GOP criticism of Iran deal 'ridiculous' 'sad' = "I add: Crass Republicans! A grim odious comical lot fail!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Chris Froome assured of Tour de France title despite Nairo Quintana's heroics on Alpe-d'Huez

(The Irish Independent)

Photo: Sean Hickin

Heroics from ~ Chris Froome

(by Tony Crafter)

Chris Froome fuming after having 'urine' thrown in his face amid accusations of doping at Tour de France

(Daily Mail)

Photo: Jaguar Mena

Christopher Froome wins the Tour de France again|Sad Frenchies throw urine at a foreign ectomorph

(by Jason Lofts)

Lord Sewel quits after he is caught snorting cocaine with two prostitutes

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: The Sun

Lord Sewel = Lewd loser

(by Jason Lofts)

English lord in sordid sex scandal

(The New Zealand Herald)

"The actions of a few damage our reputation," wrote Lord Sewel. "Scandals make good headlines." = 'Esteemed' peer flaunted law snorting coke with whores. A salacious oaf, a moron, addled goat!

(by Julian Lofts)

On-the-run vicar still at large

(BT)

Photo: ITV

On-the-run vicar still at large = Lag to unchristian traveller

(by Robert Jordan)

David Cameron pledges to save Britain's public loos

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Joel Telling

David Cameron pledges to save Britain's public loos = O! It's a bravo over PM's 'Gents and Ladies Occupied Bill'!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Spelman College discontinues professorship funded by Cosbys

(CNN)

Photo: PROTed Eytan

The William and Camille Olivia Hanks Cosby Endowed Professorship at Spelman College = Cancelled, as black donor is an evil lying male rapist: doom himself. We oppose his wealth.

(by Rosie Perera)

Furry Friday: Dogs in their element

(Stuff.co.nz)

Photo: Wikimedia

Dogs in their element ~ let go dinnertimes, eh?

(by Robert Jordan)