Modern Family star gets breast reduction

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: voicechasers

Ariel Winter ~ wirier leant

(by Robert Jordan)

Delhi govt to crack down on booze portals

(The Times of India)

Photo: Amy the Nurse

Delhi government to crack down on booze portals = Brazen alcohol network over - top dogs condemn it

(by Mark McNamara)

Australian artist Stelarc grows an ear on his arm that will connect to the Internet

(The Daily Telegraph)

Australian artist Stelarc grows an ear on his arm that will connect to the Internet = Cor^*, listen - character's got new aural installation! What's this - art or entertainment?
*Cor: An expression of surprise, interest, etc. [UK slang]

(by Jason Lofts)

"Little House on the Prairie" actress Melissa Gilbert announces run for Congress

(Red Alert Politics)

Photo: Melissa Gilbert

Melissa Gilbert ~ gets liberalism

(by Julian Lofts)

Three Million Gallons of Contaminated Water Turns River Orange in Colorado

(ABC News)

Three million gallons of contaminated water turns river orange in Colorado = Ah, a real uncontrolled torrent of revolting mining waste colored Rio Animas

(by Jason Lofts)

How Sega can become relevant again

(My Sega)

Photo: Tony Austin

How could Sega become relevant again? = Go create a bunch o' all-new video games

(by Josiah Winslow)

Signs of life on the road

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Mark Robinson

Signs of life on the road = Hog sort in offside lane

(by Robert Jordan)

Retweeting ISIS Is Supporting Terrorism

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Spyros Papaspyropoulos

Feds bust ISIS retweeter = Streetwise FBI deters us

(by Russ Atkinson)

Defiant Donald Trump dominates US Republican TV debate

(BBC)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Defiant Donald Trump dominates US Republican TV debate = Daft undaunted bombast came top. Unpresidential drivel!

(by Jason Lofts)

Donald Trump criticises Fox debate moderator Megyn Kelly

(BBC)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

Donald Trump criticises debate moderator = Comedic old masturbator's tirade. End tripe. = Masturbator's comedic tirade did not repel

(by Julian Lofts)

The Considerate Forager

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Chiot's Run

The Considerate Forager = Carrots I gather feed one

(by Robert Jordan)

What's in the bag? Uh oh...

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: nzherald.co.nz/Stef Barry

What's in the bag? Uh oh ... = A whatnot! He's big, huh?

(by Robert Jordan)

Chile takes step towards easing ban on abortions

(The Guardian)

Photo: The Santiago Times

Parliament takes step towards easing ban on abortions = No bastards, as prenatal termination booking was steep

(by Mark McNamara)

Top 20 Steroid Abusers of All Time

(Jellyshare)

Photo: Steve Rotman

Worst abuse of performance-enhancing drugs/aids by some flawed, reckless jocks: Ergogenic acid Stanozol Strychnine Adrenaline Amiloride Amphetamines Clostebol Bolandiol Furazebol Gestrinone hGH Methandriol Norclostebol Marijuana Erythropoietin Dextromoramide Plasma expanders Gene doping Zeranol

=

A Lot of Preeminent Culprits, Idiots and Imbeciles: Lance Armstrong Alberto Contador Arnold Schwarzenegger Barry Bonds Sammy Sosa Floyd Landis Olena Olefirenko Roger Clemens Nadzeja Ostapchuk Rafael Palmeiro Ben Johnson Alex Rodriguez Xiong Guoming (Chinese Swim Team) Christopher Benoit - 'in a deep hole' (dead)

(by Julian Lofts)

10 Things You Should Know About Windows 10

(Sci-Tech Today)

Photo: Eric Li

Windows Ten = New - it's down!

(by Jason Lofts)

The common oil that science now shows is worse than sugar

(Fox News)

Photo: United Soybean Board

Soybean oil ~ is a boloney

(by Aronas Pinchas)

The science of kissing

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Juliana Coutinho

The science of kissing ~ fetichises necking so

(by Robert Jordan)

Coast Guard ending search for Florida teen boaters; private hunt continues

(CNN)

Photo: Scott Ableman

Florida teenagers Austin Stephanos and Perry Cohen = End long hunt after disappearance in the sea. So sorry!

(by Jason Lofts)

Vladimir Putin 'ordered killing', Litvinenko inquiry hears

(BBC)

Photo: Gwydion M Williams

An "increasingly isolated tinpot despot" and a "morally deranged authoritarian" = A dictator allegedly arranged spy's irradiation at tea in London. Shame on Putin!

(by Jason Lofts)

Lion-killing dentist Walter Palmer

(Daily Mail)

Photo: Vince O'Sullivan

Minnesota dentist and hunter Walter Palmer = Patent murder! Man ensnared that lion, slew it.

(by Jason Lofts)