HuffPost Down Under: Introducing HuffPost Australia

(Huffington Post)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

Introducing Huffington Post Australia = Got it, unfurling dispatch for Aus nation

(by Mark McNamara)

"Straight Outta Compton" Is Straight Outta 2015

(The New Yorker)

Straight Outta Compton's directed by Gary Gray = Homeboys cut 'gangsta rap' record - a gritty ditty

(by Julian Lofts)

Donald Trump's wife Melania Knauss-Trump a first lady of fashion

(New York Daily News)

Photo: Wikimedia

Donald Trump's third spouse Melania = Madam should stop presidential run!

(by Jason Lofts)

Federal agent kidnapped

(Fox News)

Photo: Ray Forster

Four teens beat up and rob federal agent = Band of brutes earned, got penal feature

(by Russ Atkinson)

Melania Trump: A Future First Lady?

(Access Hollywood)

Photo: Automotive Rhythms

Melania Trump the First Lady? = Triumphal term? Idle fantasy!

(by Julian Lofts)

At least 40 migrants dead in Mediterranean Sea

(Fox6)

Photo: Maso Notarianni

At least forty migrants dead in Mediterranean Sea = I see transit drama afloat's met end in near tragedy

(by Jason Lofts)

Deadly sodium cyanide confirmed at China blast site

(Reuters)

Sodium cyanide = Many do suicide

(by Julian Lofts)

Modern Family star gets breast reduction

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: voicechasers

Ariel Winter ~ wirier leant

(by Robert Jordan)

Delhi govt to crack down on booze portals

(The Times of India)

Photo: Amy the Nurse

Delhi government to crack down on booze portals = Brazen alcohol network over - top dogs condemn it

(by Mark McNamara)

Australian artist Stelarc grows an ear on his arm that will connect to the Internet

(The Daily Telegraph)

Australian artist Stelarc grows an ear on his arm that will connect to the Internet = Cor^*, listen - character's got new aural installation! What's this - art or entertainment?
*Cor: An expression of surprise, interest, etc. [UK slang]

(by Jason Lofts)

"Little House on the Prairie" actress Melissa Gilbert announces run for Congress

(Red Alert Politics)

Photo: Melissa Gilbert

Melissa Gilbert ~ gets liberalism

(by Julian Lofts)

Three Million Gallons of Contaminated Water Turns River Orange in Colorado

(ABC News)

Three million gallons of contaminated water turns river orange in Colorado = Ah, a real uncontrolled torrent of revolting mining waste colored Rio Animas

(by Jason Lofts)

How Sega can become relevant again

(My Sega)

Photo: Tony Austin

How could Sega become relevant again? = Go create a bunch o' all-new video games

(by Josiah Winslow)

Signs of life on the road

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Mark Robinson

Signs of life on the road = Hog sort in offside lane

(by Robert Jordan)

Retweeting ISIS Is Supporting Terrorism

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Spyros Papaspyropoulos

Feds bust ISIS retweeter = Streetwise FBI deters us

(by Russ Atkinson)

Defiant Donald Trump dominates US Republican TV debate

(BBC)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Defiant Donald Trump dominates US Republican TV debate = Daft undaunted bombast came top. Unpresidential drivel!

(by Jason Lofts)

Donald Trump criticises Fox debate moderator Megyn Kelly

(BBC)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

Donald Trump criticises debate moderator = Comedic old masturbator's tirade. End tripe. = Masturbator's comedic tirade did not repel

(by Julian Lofts)

The Considerate Forager

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Chiot's Run

The Considerate Forager = Carrots I gather feed one

(by Robert Jordan)

What's in the bag? Uh oh...

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: nzherald.co.nz/Stef Barry

What's in the bag? Uh oh ... = A whatnot! He's big, huh?

(by Robert Jordan)

Chile takes step towards easing ban on abortions

(The Guardian)

Photo: The Santiago Times

Parliament takes step towards easing ban on abortions = No bastards, as prenatal termination booking was steep

(by Mark McNamara)